MY NAME IS*SHAKES HEAD* LIKE IMMA TELL YOU STALKERS ,YOU CAN CALL ME EMOGIRL THAT'S IT

IM FROM AMERICA ,IF YOURE OK MM,YOU'RE COOL BUT IF YOURE FROM JAPAN,EGYPT,OR AUSTRALIA YOURE THE FREAKING $H!T.

IM A SEMI-HIPER GIRL,ALL MY FRIENDS COMPARE ME TO LITTLE PUPPY BUT THEY ALWAYS CALL ME ANNOYING,AND IM NOT JUST ANNOYING WHEN I WANNA BE I CAN BE COMPLETELY EVIL.SO YOU REALLY DONT WANNA MAKE ME MAD (PLUS I MIGTH BE BIPOLAR TOO :) MA HAHAHAH)

I CRACK JOKES, DRAW ON PEOPLE,SPRAY PEOPLE WITH WATER,CUSS PEOPLE OUT ,ETC. AND I DONT GET CAUGHT AND GET AB HONOR ROLL SOMETHINGS A.

I LOVE CREEPY,WEIRD AND OLD THINGS.I HATE IDIOTS,STUPID PEOPLE AND I HAVE ISSUCES WITH PEOPLE I JUST MET .

IF YOU TRIPPED OVER YOUR OWN FEET,COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU OR YOUR BEST FRIENDS ARE INSANE ,COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU AND YOUR BEST GUY FRIEND ARE "DATING" ,COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU EVER LAUGH AT A CERTIAN ANIME CHARATHER WHEN THE SHIT GETS BEATEN OUT OF THEM ,COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU EVER HAD A MAD LAUGHING FIT FOR NO REASON,COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU EVER SAID 'MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU"AND DONT WATCH STAR WARS ,COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILEIF YOU HAVENT SMH.

IF YOU EVER YELLED "WHAT THE FUCK "IN THE HALLWAY AND DIDNT GET CAUGHT,COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE

MY FUNNY QUOTES:

STOP FIGTHING YOUR INNER DEMONS WERE ON THE THE SAME SIDE

DON'T FOLLOW MY FOOT STEPS IM LOST TOO

IT'S A BEAUTFUL DAY ,NOW WATCH SOME IDIOT SCREW IT UP

TEMPARILY OUT OF MY MIND ,BACK IN FIVE MINUTES

STUDENT DYING =STUDYING

IF THE WORLD DIDNT SUCK,WE'D ALL FALL OFF

IF LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS...THROW'EM AT PEOPLE

MY IMAINARY FRIENDS THINKS YOU HAVE SERIOUS PROBLEMS...

I DONT HAVE AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM,II JUST HAVE A PERSONAILTY YOU CANT HANDLE:P

THERE'S NO STUPID QUESTION, JUST STUPID PEOPLE

ASK ME NO QUESTIONS, AND I'LL TELL YOU NO LIES

THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE GET LOST IN THIER THOUGTHS IS BECAUSE IT'S UNFAMILIAR TERRIORTY.

THE SHINBONE IS A DEVICE FOR FINDING THINGS IN A DARK ROOM

ONE THING VAMPIRE CHILDREN ARE TAUGHT EARLY ON,IS DON T RUN WITH WOODEN STAKES

I HAVENT FAILED ,JUST FOUND WAYS THAT DONT WORK

THE SCHOOL I WENT TO THEY ASKED A KID TO PROVE THE LAW OF GRAVITY ...HE THREW HIS TEACHER OUT THE WINDOW(GET IDEAS KIDS MAHAHAHAH )

MY FUNNY POEMS

OPPSITES
I SAY YES AND,YOU SAY NO
I SAY BYE AND, YOU SAY HELLO
BUTTERFLY'S FLY AND PENGUINS SWIM
PROFESSTIONALS LIE,ADVENTURES GO ON A WHIM
IF YOU GO UP, I GO DOWN
AN EMO TO A HAPPY CLOWN
GIRLIE GIRLS PINK AND FAT ONES BROWN
SMILES RIGHT SIDE UP AND FROWNS UP SIDE DOWN
A RAINBOW TO A BLACK PLAIN THING
MONOTONE TO A OPERA SING
RAINY CLOUDS TO A SUNNY DAY
BRIGTH COLORS TO SOMETHING GRAY
A BEGINNING TO AN ENDING
AN BROKEN HEART TO SOMETHING MENDING.

MONKEY IN THE MIDDLE

THERE ONCE WAS A MONKEY IN THE CITY'S ZOO,
WHO DREAMED OF THE OUTSIDE SUN.
HE DID LIKE HITTING KIDS WITH POO,
BUT HE FELT THAT THAT'S BEEN DONE.

SO HE CLIMBED OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT,
HE EXPLORED THROUGH THE CITY STREETS.
HE STOPPED WHEN IT TURNED LIGHT,
AND FELT LIKE HE WANTED TO EAT.

THAT POOR MONKEY NEEDEDCASH,
TO AFFORD HIS EXOTIC MEALS.
BUT HIS STOMACH LED HE TO THE TRASH
WHERE HE ATE A CUBE OF BUTTER AND APPLE PEELS.

HE WANTED TO EAT,HE NEEDED A JOB,
TO PAY FOR THE FOOD ON HIS TUMMY.
HE ASKED MANY SNOBS,
BUT EACH TIME HE LEFT WITHOUT MONEY.

HE TRIED TO BE AN ACTOR,
BUT HE FOUND OUT HE COULD SING OR CRY.
HE HAD THE SMARTS TO BE A POLITICAN,
BUT FOUND OUT HE COULDNT LIE.

NO ONE WANTED HIS APPLICATION,
NO ONE GAVE HIM A CHANCE.
SOME WERE SCARED BECAUSE HE WAS FROM ANOTHER NATION
SOME BECAUSE HE DIDNT OWN PANTS

HE FOUND ONLY ONE JOB,
THAT PAID FOOD AND SHELTER,INSTEAD OF WAGES
ALL HE WAS ASKED TO DO
WAS SIT IN A STEEL CAGES,
AND DREAM OF THE OUTSIDE SUN.

DALE

I ONCE KNEW A MALE,
HIS NAME WAS DALE.
HE DRUNK ALOT OF ALE,
AND WENT VERY PALE.

HE WAS RUSHED AWAY,
AND FORCED TO STAY.
HE WENT HOME IN A WEEK,
BUT HE WAS STILL BIT OF A FREAK.

TAKE TIME TO READ EACH SENTECNE

THIS IS THIS DOG

THIS IS IS DOG

THIS IS HOW DOG

THIS IS TO DOG

THIS IS KEEP DOG

THIS IS A DOG

THIS IS RETARD DOG

THIS IS BUSY DOG

THIS IS FOR DOG

THIS IS FORTY DOG

THIS IS SECONDS DOG

NOW READ THE THIRTH WORD ON EACH LINE

6 TRUTHS OF LIFE

1.YOU CANT TOUCH ALL YOUR TEETH WITH YOUR TONGUE

2.ALL IDIOTS AFTER READING NUMBER ONE, WILL TRY IT

3.AND FIND OUT NUMBER ONE IS A LIE

4.YOURE SMILING NOW BECAUSE YOURE AN IDIOT

5.SOON YOURE FORWARD THIS TO ANOTHER IDIOT...

6.THERE'S STILL A STUPID SMILE ON YOUR FACE