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There are just a few things that you should know about me:

1. I'm an absolute werido.

2. Screwed up at least 60% of my teenage life on Anime, Asian Dramas and Fantasy Books. This explains number 1.

3. I may not update so frequently because of my horrible internet service and/or because I am busy with College.

4. Finally, I am an artist. And as you know, artist like to take their time.

Great...But that's Okay!!!! What's "Normal" anyway right?

So just sit back, relax and enjoy my work!!!!

Why LOTR characters should not be dropped from the Sky into the Real World

1. Can’t talk to them because of the Stupid Language Barrier or because of the Shock. (Speak English! For Pete’s Sake!)

2. Mary Sues can’t be Mary Sues. (No, you do not have a tragic life story…)

3. A group of Orcs, Goblins, and Urkhais are not as scary as rabid fangirls. (RUN!!!)

4. Middle Earth Weapons are Useless here. (Legolas, don’t use a sword or a bow…Use a gun.)

5. Balrogs will scare the heck out of real world people.

6. Because of that, People will think this is the end of the world.

7. Their very existence goes against the Laws of Science. (Gandalf! Don’t use magic! Holy Crap!)

8. Sauron will try to take over The World (again).

9. They will wonder why they never read or heard about the Red Book.

10. They will try to find Tolken.

11. They won’t like watching the Trilogy. (Haldir: I did not die!)

12. They will hunt down Peter Jackson.

13. Real People will think Gandalf is Dumbledore.

14. Ents would hate us for killing the Planet.

15. Talking / Super Huge Animals will be used for Scientific Research.

16. To Escape life—Real People will try to find the portal to Middle Earth.

17. Real People will always be Tempted by the One Ring. (No Exceptions.)

18. Most of the Characters (Mostly Elves and Hobbits for Claiming that they are so-and-so years old) will be sent to a Mental Hospital.

19. It will be in the News. (Breaking News! Cast of the Lord of the Ring Trilogy are sent to the Mental Hospital!)

20. Characters would not understand Real World Technology. (Aragorn, that’s a computer…You’re on the internet, dude…No wait! Don’t look at Fanfiction.net! No!!! Don’t read anything that is SLASH! Crap…)

21. Many Questions that People wondered about the World of Middle Earth will be answered. (Some things are better left a mystery.)

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Favorite Quotes:

"Death to all those who oppose me!" Soul Calibur III
"We should not die for our country! Make those bastards die for theirs!" Mr. Warswick
"Mmm...Donuts" Homer Simpson
"Save the HIPPOS!!!!!!"
"THE HIPPOS ARE COMING! THE HIPPOS ARE COMING!!!"
"Batukan Kita!!!!!"