fastontwowheelshide bio
Author has written 4 stories for Frozen, and How to Train Your Dragon. Current stories: Desire: still going strong, probably one of the best stories i have ever written. here is a excerpt from the story, which also serves as a decent description: Love is a strange thing. It can make you feel many different emotions, From hate to joy and everything in between, transcending any existing relationship. It can and does exist in places where, perhaps it shouldn't, but true love is in-discriminant. Many find the notion of romantic love between siblings appalling and offensive but, sometimes however, true love is closer to home than you might think, even if you didn't know it. |
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How to Train Your Jocks by LostMyPenName reviews
Hiccup has his fair share of problems for a first-year, an overbearing father pushing the family business on him, smuggling his pet Toothless into his dorm, hiding his secret minor program and a runaway ecologist mother. His life only gets more complicated when he moves into his new dorm, filled with mostly students on sports scholarships, one being a girl named Astrid. Modern AU.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 121,313 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 11/2/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Fishlegs I., Ruffnut
Scrawny by Wilderwest reviews
Modern AU. Hiccup and Astrid get together just as Hiccup is diagnosed with an eating disorder. Will she stay with him as he battles a condition he denies he has? (Please don't read this if it may trigger you. Eating disorders are very serious and if you are struggling, I advise you to take care of yourself and ask for help from someone qualified.)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,928 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 7/10/2015 - Astrid, Hiccup, Stoick, Valka
Winter's Guardian by TheVertigoMaster reviews
Elsa Arendelle is the enigmatic CEO of Frost Industries. Kristoff Bjorgman is an ex-soldier turned bodyguard who has seen more than any man should. A storm is brewing, felt only in the creeping chill that frosts up on the edges of the consciousness. It is the foreboding sense that everything is about to change for the worse. Business/Apoc AU with a twist (or three). Kristelsa.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,848 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/24/2018 - Published: 10/15/2014 - [Elsa, Kristoff B.] Anna, Hans
Prodigal Son by commandocucumber reviews
Eight years after Berk's heir vanished, the Viking town is slowly crumbling. Dragon attacks are more devastating than ever. To save her village, Astrid must piece together exactly what happened before the dragons wipe them all out for good. Meanwhile, half a world away and eight years wiser, Hiccup decides it might just be time to go home.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 206,152 - Reviews: 2342 - Favs: 4,385 - Follows: 5,247 - Updated: 10/11/2018 - Published: 9/17/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Stoick, Toothless
Backwards by Sensational Sista reviews
College/AU. There's an unusual perspective in rowing: To move forward, you have to move backwards. As Anna joins Arendelle University's rowing team and forges an unlikely friendship with the elusive blonde Senior, she realizes her own perspective of life and love is about to be turned around. Elsanna (Rating upped for occasional Adult Themes)
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 279,119 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 9/16/2018 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B.
A Snowflake in Spring by Celery Sticks reviews
After her brother Hans is institutionalized, Anna makes it her mission to visit him whenever she can. The sooner he comes home, the sooner everything will go back to normal. She wasn't expecting to meet the asylum's resident 'Ice Queen,' who refuses to speak or acknowledge anyone... except Anna. /Cover art by one lorelei-lilyprincess over on Tumblr/
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 132,005 - Reviews: 6679 - Favs: 5,572 - Follows: 6,814 - Updated: 12/11/2017 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
What You Will by KingdomKey1121 reviews
A Twelfth Night/She's the Man Elsanna AU - Anna crossdresses and enters a private school pretending to be her brother Hans. She must then endure 12 days of crazy while staving off her suspicious roommate, Kristoff, and fighting her growing feelings for the cold introvert, Elsa.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,084 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 12/8/2017 - Published: 11/21/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B., Hans - Complete
Night Fury : The Super Hero by Dante Stormcloud reviews
[Modern/Superhero!AU] If you're ever in Berk and you see a black speck fly above you, that's Night Fury, you know the guy that can shoot blue and white fire blasts, has mechanical dragon wings, can withstand the hottest flame and fights bad guys. Yeah, just another day in Hiccup's life.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,322 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 5/22/2015 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Toothless - Complete
Roommates by Yondaime Namikaze reviews
Astrid Hofferson is ready to put her past behind her and leave her hometown, Raven Pointe. With this new experience comes Heather, her roommate. How can Astrid be expected to live in the same dormitory with this girl who is the exact opposite in...well, just about everything? And, what's the story behind the boy Astrid meets on campus during the first day of classes?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,702 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/9/2017 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Heather
Sunshine by talkstopaintings reviews
They say absence makes the heart grow fonder. But Anna doesn't know what to do now that Elsa's back in her life. Or rather, now that she's back in hers. [Modern AU, Icest]
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,427 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 3/12/2017 - Published: 7/30/2014 - [Anna, Elsa]
Then There Was Him by OtakuTayZay100 reviews
Kristoff is your average college student who's simply trying to get through life as smoothly as possible...then Hans becomes his roommate. AU. Changed rating to M for mature occurrences.
Crossover - Frozen & Moana - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,713 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/2/2017 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Kristoff B., Hans, Moana W., Te Fiti
Hail to the King by Code Musica reviews
Hiccup goes through with his plan to leave Berk for good before his final test in the ring and discovers that the world is not as small as he once thought it was. Countless years away from Berk have forged Hiccup into a stronger, darker version of himself. Join Hiccup and Astrid on their journey as they explore the nine realms and fight against Ragnarok. Features magic & mythology!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 54 - Words: 518,483 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 4/30/2016 - Published: 2/28/2015 - [Hiccup, Astrid]
All You Can Be by reconghost5 reviews
Henry "Hiccup" Haddock is tired of his life. His father ignores him and he is the butt of everyone's joke. After an argument with his father, he storms out of the house and finds a way to hopefully prove to everyone hes not Hiccup the Useless anymore. Modern AU. Rated for Language and some blood.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,947 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Stoick
A Royal Union by GlitterAndSnow reviews
Elsa is finally happy. She has freedom, her kingdom, her magic, and a beautiful relatonship with her sister. One day, she is told that she has to marry to make Arendelle safe. What will she do? What will Anna do? And, what will this new man in her life mean for her?
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,751 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 2/22/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B., OC
Mrs Claus by Gemmika reviews
Kristoff Bjorgman has reluctantly agreed to play Santa Claus at the local mall, only to find out that his Mrs. Claus is a pretty little red-head from his past.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,439 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 12/2/2014 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] Hans, Sven
What We Lose, What We Gain by The Stone Troubadour reviews
Kristoff was never really a people person, but even less so since he returned early from his second tour overseas. Anna loves to interact and make friends, determined to make up for a somewhat lacking childhood. Living across the hall from one another, they were bound to meet. Kristoff just didn't think Anna would…barge into his life the way she did. (Modern AU)
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,456 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 9/25/2014 - [Kristoff B., Anna]
Skyclaw by UltimatelyDelightful reviews
Ingrid Petersen, the youngest dragon slayer of Berk, was a shy and introverted girl who didn't exactly belong with the kids she grew up with. That is, until they began dragon training and a boy named Hiccup Haddock changes history for Vikings forever. (Follows How To Train Your Dragon 1&2 plot) (Eventual OC/Hiccup)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,430 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 6/11/2015 - [OC, Hiccup] Toothless
Two Suns Dawn by onerustybucket reviews
The job was pretty straight-forward: kill the gang, destroy the cargo. Anna opted to throw the second one out the window. It wasn't her fault - the cargo was just so... distracting. (Elsanna Star Wars AU, with bountyhunter!Anna and slave!Elsa)
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,308 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/2/2015 - Published: 7/26/2015 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B.
Lost and Found by Pink Mockingjay in Hufflepuff reviews
Single dad Henry Haddock is content with his life. When he and his little girl get separated at the mall, a serious lawyer with a general distaste for children and relationships brings them back together. The rest, as they say, is history. Or, it could be if the pretty lawyer lets her guard down once in a while. *Modern AU* *Rated T for mild language and light adult themes* HIATUS
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,385 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 7/20/2015 - Published: 2/9/2015 - [Hiccup, Astrid] OC
Little Blue Bird by Arendelle Thawed reviews
The only thing Elsa had wanted to do was to take her son away from dark places, with even darker memories. She hadn't been looking for love. Not in a new neighborhood where she didn't know anyone, and definitely not at a place called Crocus Blvd. Elementary. [Modern AU]
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,799 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 11/15/2014 - [Elsa, Anna]
Reboot by InChemistryWeTrust reviews
She wakes up remember nothing after an accident. Others tell her that she is a princess and her sister is a queen. [ModernRoyalAU]
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,532 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Anna, Elsa
Automatic Love by Nicole The Dragon Rider reviews
Elsa is a 17 year old girl working a full time job at Pabbie's AutoShop, going to school on top of taking care of her 6 year old brother Olaf. She's been through so much in life that she doesn't let anyone get close to her. Anna is your typical cheerleader: has very everything going for her and everyone loves her except Elsa. Anna wants to get to know the blonde. G!p Elsa Nonincest
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 74 - Words: 192,300 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 1/11/2015 - [Elsa, Anna] Kristoff B., Olaf - Complete
Getting To Know You by Writing Is Speaking reviews
After years of separation, Elsa invites Anna to live with her in her apartment. The sisters soon learn that while their living styles can be polar opposites, and they tend to disagree every now and again, there is nothing out there the two of them can't face when one relies on and trusts the other. Modern AU. Multi One-shots.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,164 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 1/6/2014 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] [Elsa, OC]
Miss Arendal by RebelliousRedhead reviews
Nursery Teacher AU. Anna is a newly qualified nursery teacher in a British school. When one of the children in her class starts acting up, it leads to a chance encounter with the child's adoptive older brother.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,402 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/4/2015 - Published: 11/16/2014 - [Anna, Kristoff B.]
Ask Me Anything by feistypaants reviews
Anna and Kristoff are meeting for the first time in person after getting to know one another via the internet. [one-shot]
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2015 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] - Complete
Tales of Spring by Umbra Mortis reviews
A bit of fun, taking chapters in Celery Sticks "A Snowflake In Spring" from other characters perspective. All credit for characters used and general inspiration for these chapters goes to Celery Sticks.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,402 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 1/1/2015 - [Elsa, Anna] Gerda, Kristoff B.
Thawed Hearts by yoponoma reviews
She felt his hand firmly grabbing her shoulders, a strong shock of ice smacking it away "Kristoff!" she screamed, he dismissed her concern with a chuckle, the Queen stared at him confused "See?-" he said with a shy smile "-There is no possible way that someone who's so afraid of hurting… could ever be evil" Prepare for an adventure filled with love, friendship and family.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,093 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/3/2015 - Published: 3/22/2014 - [Elsa, Kristoff B.] Anna, OC - Complete
Unfrozen by SovereignGFC reviews
There is more magic in "Frozen" than anyone realizes. Elsa, Anna, and others are transported to our world shortly after the film's release. How will society react to bona-fide magic? What would Elsa think of the internet? Major OCs are from our universe only.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,586 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 1/17/2015 - Anna, Elsa, Hans, OC - Complete
Suite Dreams and Reservations by inae reviews
A modern day AU where kingdoms are hotels and Elsa suffers from depression instead of magical powers. Eventual Anna/Kristoff.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,723 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/18/2015 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., Hans
Chance by Celery Sticks reviews
When Elsa's roommate drags her to a punk rock concert, she didn't think she'd end up meeting the perfect girl. But she did. Or at least, she thinks she did. But Anna Christian isn't just the lead singer of the band, she might just be the reason the "Frozen Heart" got its name.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,177 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 264 - Published: 1/28/2015
The Forbidden by freewis reviews
I'm not good with summaries, but anyway, this is elsanna pairing, my first ever fanfic, well its incest, Anna loves her sister and got really hurt upon knowing Elsa is in a relationship. Well, let's see what happened between them for their love to blossom.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,380 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Complete
my summer by freewis reviews
this is a frozen fic, Olaf a handsome guy with a very pleasing attitude: outgoing, easy going, and energetic meets our aloof ice queen Elsa, what would happen if they clash? opposite attracts so I hope they do attract and everything will fall into places :) note: this would only be 7-10 chapters I guess? please read:)
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/8/2015 - Published: 1/4/2015
Frozen emotions by Unanimous persons reviews
Anna and Kristoff are moving forward in their relationship. Elsa is learning the responsibility that comes with the label queen. And she's up against something that arendel has never experienced before. In her low, she finds herself with feelings for Kristoff. Anna suspects something between them and hopes Kristoff does not feel the same way. But what if he does? Can he choose?
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,825 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B.
A Frozen Carol by Thepopcornpup reviews
(Modern AU) Elsa sighed, rubbing her temples. She immediately changed into her nightgown and flopped onto her bed, wanting nothing more than a peaceful night. Unfortunately for her, that was not the kind of night that she was going to have. (A Frozen-themed A Christmas Carol parody)
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,795 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 11/28/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B.
Leave it Be by Shame I Win reviews
Anna and Elsa have been pretending everything's just fine since middle school. With Elsa about to leave for college in the fall, Anna realizes she's done with feigning happiness. She wants all of Elsa. This summer is her last shot to make Elsa want her too. Originally a one-shot: Elsa wears pants. Anna is floored. Modern AU. Humor, angst, and sexual tension. Icest.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,913 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 5/19/2014 - [Anna, Elsa]
Frozen Hearts by An Unknown Foreign Beauty reviews
Modern AU. Elsa vows to protect her sister Anna by any means after the death of their parents. So when she crushes Anna's marriage with Hans, angry Anna leaves the house, only to have an accident. She is rescued by a mysterious Kristoff, while Elsa mourns with the false news of her death. Meanwhile, Hans plans to take advantage of a mourning Elsa… (Hans-Elsa), (Kristoff-Anna)...
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 115,718 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - [Hans, Elsa] [Kristoff B., Anna] - Complete
Happy Endings by TheLifeLongEditor reviews
What happens when we reach our breaking point, when we lose our belief in happy endings? Let's find out when Kristoff suffers this very dilemma as he witnesses a sight he'd desperately wished he hadn't. (OneShot,KristElsa, AnnaOC, Rated T for mild cussing. Basically my way of thanking my loyal fans and followers.)
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,698 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2014 - [Kristoff B., Elsa] [Anna, OC] - Complete
It's a Hit by feistypaants reviews
Kristoff is a Little League coach. Anna is a single mom. Modern Au. Written for a friend's birthday! [Kristanna] [ModernAU]
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,810 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 9/22/2014 - [Anna, Kristoff B.]
Date in Lane 7 by The Girl Who Flys reviews
Kristoff is nervous about asking Anna, the pretty cashier at the grocery store, for her number. Modern AU, Kristanna.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Anna, Kristoff B. - Complete
A case of Mistaken Identity by jade254 reviews
When Anna suggests Kristoff sneak into the castle so they can spend quality time together he never imagined anything could go wrong. Unfortunately Kristoff gets the rooms mixed up and he ends up in a compromising position with none other then Anna sister: Queen Elsa. Kristoff/Anna/Elsa
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,012 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B.
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Desire reviews
Elsa knew right from wrong. How long will she be able to keep this desire contained? Every time she saw him kiss his girlfriend, it tore her heart a little more. Elsa loved seeing her brother happy but, what she really wanted was for him to be happy with her. Which must be impossible right? *incest*
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,885 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/22/2015 - Published: 11/18/2014 - [Elsa, Kristoff B.] Anna, Sven
The mother we share reviews
Once all of the lights were out in the house, Hiccup crept out of his room and over to his sisters room. He really enjoyed their late night talks that had long since become a ritual for them.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/12/2015 - Published: 4/7/2015 - Astrid, Hiccup, Heather
White Balloons reviews
Kristoff and Anna meet under unusual circumstances. Anna has a traumatic past and can't speak, Kristoff feels like his dog is his only friend. They both have a desire for more contact with each other, but there are some hurdles to over come. As they learn more about each other, will fate push them together or pull them apart?
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,807 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/18/2015 - Published: 12/29/2014 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] Elsa, Hans
New Neighbors reviews
Kristoff is extremely shy around woman and can't even look them in the eye, but here they are bringing him food. This is going to be a slow burn romance/ love triangle.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,196 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B.