NOTE: I have changed my pen name from Yoshikuni Asuka to Queen Blacksun.

Hi, I'm Kayle or, if you want to shorten it, KK. I'm a thirteen-year-old wannabe writer from the Philippines, and let me tell you, I cannot wait to be a thirteen-year-old wannabe writer from US of A. I'm getting out of here if it's the last thing I do, dammit!

(clears throat) Sorry about that. Continuing now: I am addicted to shounen-ai/slash/yaoi (whatever you wanna call it) but I can't write it to save my life! Wah! My muses are so evil. I also love hetero and fluff. One thing I will never read is shoujo-ai/fem-slash/yuri!

Three things you should now about me: I'm a pyromaniac, sarcasm is a language I speak very fluently, and I cannot live without chocolate.

So, feel free to browse. But be warned. I've incorporated all my insanity here. Tread carefully.

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are crazy and pround of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your pen-name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, Miss Apple, warm summer days, Diamondchild, Avalon's Mists, Yoshikuni Asuka, Yoshikuni Asuka

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If Orlando Bloom said that breathing was uncool half the female population would die.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!

Favorite Pairings:

Wallflower: Kyohei/Sunako (duh!), Kyohei/Takenaga, Ranmaru/Takenaga

Saiyuki: Sanzo/Goku (dense! dense! dense!), Hakkai/Gojyo, Kougaiji/Yaone, Goku/Lirin

Fruits Basket: Kyo/Yuki (as evilsadisticbutterfly so aptly put it, ROAR!) Kyo/Tohru, Yuki/Tohru, Shigure/Ayame, Shigure/Hatori, Haru/Kisa,

Kyou Kara Maou: Wolfram/Yuri (obviously!), Conrad/Yuri, Gunter/Gwendal, Gwendal/Anissina

Gakuen Alice: Natsume/Mikan (so damn typical!), Ruka/Hotaru, Natsume/Ruka

GetBackers: Ban/Himiko, Ginji/Natsumi, Ban/Ginji, Ban/Kazuki, Akabane/Ginji, Akabane/Ban, Kazuki/Juubei, Sakura/Akabane

Cardcaptor Sakura: Syaoran/Sakura (for Tsubasa Chronicles as well), Eriol/Tomoyo, Eriol/Sakura

Ghost Hunt: Naru/Mai (fwee!), John/Mai, John/Masako

Harry Potter: Harry/Draco (MUAHAHAHA!), Ron/Hermione, Harry/Luna (I absolutely HATE Harry/Ginny, even if it is canon), James/Lily

Eragon: Murtagh/Nasuada (absolute favorite!), Eragon/Arya (duh)

Things I Cannot Stand:

1. People who hate canon characters because the character they're crushing on is in love with said canon character. A perfect example is a writer called (name omitted for privacy reasons) who keeps on writing so-called "parodies" where Arya is stupid/nasty/ugly/all of the above. The only reason this particular writer despises her is because Eragon is in love with her, and she is in love with Eragon. How immature is that? Seriously people, writers are not going to change their characters just to suit YOUR tastes! Get over it!

2. People who label. Seriously, guys, labels DO NOT MATTER! Take, for example, this writer called xxxbloodyrists666xxx (I have no qualms about typing HER name. Go read her stories and have fun flaming--you will not be able to resist). Her story, My Immortal, is so horribly written, contains a disgusting Mary Sue, and makes fun of serious issues like cutting, suicide, and underage drug-taking. So of course, people tell her to improve her story, right? And instead of taking that advice to heart, she says instead, "STOP FLAMMING PREPZ! IF U FLAM DAT MINZ UR A POSR OR A PREP!" (rolls eyes) I won't even bother.

3. Catholicism. Notice I said "Catholicism" and not "Christianity". Because I do believe in God, Christ, Holy Spirit, the whole enchilada. Just not the Catholic church.

4. People who add you or your stories on their favorite lists but don't bother to review. 'Nuff said.

Favorite Quotes:

" 'Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit' as said by those incapable of its proper application and as such, suffer from it...a lot." -Anonymous

"He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day." -Old English Rhyme

"Actually, I'm just a friar, so I can curse all I want...dammit." -Carl, Van Helsing

"Is your ambitious Jonathan Harker forcing you to learn that ridiculous machine when he could be forcing you to perform unspeakable acts of desperate passion on the parlor floor?"-Lucy Westerna, Bram Stoker's Dracula

"Knowing is independent of being. I did not know you existed before you bumbled in here and ruined my nap. Yet that doesn't mean you weren't real before you woke me." -Solembum, Eragon

"You've been drinking. I won't envy you in the morning." "No, but Brom will. He drank twice as much as I did." -Saphira and Eragon, Eragon

"There's a reason why we're born with brains in our heads, not rocks." -Brom, Eragon

"After all, how can a mere dragon expect to tell a man like yourself what to do? In fact, everyone should stand in awe of your brilliance of finding the only dead end." -Saphira, Eragon

"If anything happens, I'm going to pin you to my back and never let you off." "I love you too." -Saphira and Eragon, Eragon

"Dragons, like wagons, have tongues. Dragons, like flagons, have necks. But while two hold beer, the other eats deer." "And little birds too." -Saphira and Blagden, Eragon

"One part brave, three parts fool." -Brom, Eragon the Movie

"When you talk to God, that's religious. When God talks to you, that's psychotic." -House, House

"Can Saphira breath fire?" "No, she's too young to sustain a flame." "Lucky for you." -Eragon, Brom, and Saphira, Eragon the Movie

"Better to ask forgiveness then permission." -Brom, Eragon the Movie (I fucking love this line! Jeremy Irons is my hero! The characters he plays are always so sarcastic!)

"Boofle, poofle, woofle, doofle, bingy, bingy, bong." -Denise, my sister

"You are turning into what we French call...le fruitcake!" -Le Frog, Flushed Away (I just saw that move yesterday, and it was so hilarious!)

"You find my pain funny?!" "I find everyone's pain funny! I'm French." -Le Frog and The Toad, Flushed Away

xxx

MY STORIES

Completed:

Merry Christmas, Sunako

Summary: Sunako had always spent Christmas alone. Maybe this one time, she could make an exception?

Rating: T

Chapters: 1

Last Updated: 12/25/06

Completed: 12/25/06

In-Progress:

1. Finality (Eragon)

Summary: After all that has happened, will Eragon still find the strength to be a Rider? Will Arya ever love him? And what of Murtagh? Will he remain loyal to Galbatorix? And what of the third egg? Warning: Contains an OC.

Rating: T

Chapters: 4

Last Updated: 02/23/07

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News:

01/15/07 - I watched the Eragon movie yesterday, and even though the casting, lines, scenery, and special effects were good, THE PLOT LINE HAD PLENT OF DISCREPANCIES! Arya is supposed to be black-haired, not redheaded, and her ears are supposed to be pointy! The director completely cut out Solembum, and he's an important character! For God's sake, he's the one who tells Eragon the whole "look under the Menoa tree" shit! Elva's gone too, and she's important in the next book cos she saves Nasuada's life! I wonder how the director's gonna fix that...? One thing that made me really laugh though was this scene where Eragon rescues Arya. Durza poofs into the cell ("Oh look at me I'm so cool cos I can POOF!") and Eragon tries to stab him (STAB! STAB! STAB! Can you tell I haven't had my meds yet?). Anyway, Durza creates this sheild-thingy and says "You'll have to do better then that." Then without warning, Eragon shoots an arrow in his...drum roll...FOREHEAD! The entire cinema was laughing! Well, it is kinda funny...in an evil sadistic kinda way...MUAHAHAHAHAH! (choke) Dammit...

01/20/07 - Sorry everyone for deleting Back In Their Day! I thought I'd get to at least ten chapters of The Twin before posting another story. As my friend Sam says, I have a short attention span with stories. Oh well. And by the way, my sister just got braces! Hooray for her (whispers) Metal mouth...

01/22/07 - Noooooooo! Final exams are here! Sob!

02/02/07 - Ahhh, February, the month of LURVE! Valentine's Day is coming up, and I might just write a special one-shot for it. Though in what Category, I'm not sure just yet. Maybe...Harry Potter? Ooh, I could do a Harry/Luna or a Remus/Tonks one-shot! Or maybe I could do Fruits Basket! Yeah! Kyo/Uo and Yuki/Tohru would be good. Anyway, I'm going to wreak lots of havoc on Feb. 14. Maybe I'll buy a dozen roses and send it to Samie and sign it "With love, Enzo"! (sniggers) I mean, they do the crossword together every morning...that's gotta mean SOMETHING! Pweh. You know someone's got absolutely no love life when they plot the love lives of their friends. Single and loving it, people :-)

02/03/04 - Has anybody noticed this? In the Eragon movie, in the scene where they meet Murtagh, Saphira says she hears someone coming. She flies off for a moment, then comes back with Murtagh in her claws. She throws him to the ground from a great height (ouch!) and says, "This one's been following us." So, Murtagh's just been caught by a dragon that could easily snap him up and swallow him whole and thrown to the ground hard enough to bruise his back, right? You know what he does? He LAUGHS! Laughs, as in "muahahahahahaha!" laughs! That just proves my point! Murtagh is C-R-A-Z-Y!!!

02/08/07 - Hi all! Posted an update of Finality, so go and read that!

02/11/07 - (Shudder) Valentine's Day is getting closer and closer...DUN DUN DUN!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, PEOPLE!!! ARRRRRGH!!!

03/03/07 - Hey everyone. I'm going to be very inactive over the next couple of weeks because quarterly exams are coming up. Sorry about that. But I'll be up and running again by April. Ciao. :-)

xxx

A Random Conversation Between Me and My Sister

Me: Who would you rather bang, Morzan or Galbatorix?

My sister: Who's Morzan?

Me: Murtagh's dad.

My sister: Is Morzan cute?

Me: Well...he's Murtagh's dad.

My sister: Murtagh's dad.

Yes, I know, weird. It runs in the family.

IF YOU ARE A FLAMER:

If you find something not to your liking in any of my stories, please, feel free to e-mail me. I have never been, and never will be, afraid of flamers and their instruments of ultimate evil, aka flames. I only ask that you please not clog my Inbox with useless messages like "god u suck get off ff.net" or "ur so stpid nvr ryt agen." I will not get off FF.net because of illiterate idiots who can't spell.

And also, please refrain from flaming me without giving a way for me to contact you. All that does is show that you are nothing but a coward hiding behind your keyboard. But if you insist (shrugs), I won't stop you. It's you who ends up looking like a fool, not me.

xxx

To my friends,

YOU BETTER REVIEW OR I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND SHOVE LAUREN SILVERIO'S TOENAIL CLIPPINGS DOWN YOUR THROATS!

Love, Blacksun :-)