Hi it's Swift here! I am a HUGE minecraft, Yogscast and Area 11 fan! (Thanks to my friend CrazyYognaught) I also love the Hunger Games! (Thanks to PIAM) I love the Harry Potter's as well.

I am easily discouraged and yes I will make mistakes so I appreiciate anyone pointing them out to me!

So a little about me:

NAME: Not telling but you can call me Swift.

AGE: Not ridiculously young and not so old either.

FAVOURITE YOGSCAST MEMBER: Duncan.

FAVOURITE BOOKS: All the Hunger Games, Eragon/ Inheritance Cycle, Harry Potter books- all of them!

BEST FRIENDS: PatronusIsAMockingjay3 (aka PIAM), Yogscastrules (aka Casty), Crazy Yognaught (aka Yoggo), I-Am-The-Jokers-Harley-Quinn (aka Loz), BlueLantern'sLight (aka Blu) Memmamoo (Princess Consweala Banana Hammock). Yey you're all awesome!

FAVOURITE COLOUR: Purple!!!

FAVOURITE FOOD: Jaffa cakes!!!!

How To Know If Your Obssessed With Minecraft: (Copy and paste into your profile)

1. You sing Minecraft Parodies

2. When someone says "hiss" you immediately think of Creepers

3. When someone says "Butter" you think of Skydoesminecraft

4. When your teacher teaches about obsidian, you wonder where the portal part is

5. You can have a full out battle because you disagree if gold is called butter

6. In an Easter Egg hunt, you find the golden egg and cheer "The Golden Apple!!"

7. When you hear about slime, you say "Jerry! Ipo!! No!!"

8. You think you're being followed by an Enderman

9. You eat pancakes. With butter and blueberries!

10. When you hear a song, you sing the Minecraft version

11. "Nuke" is a trigger word

12. Truces suck. 'Nuff said

13. In laser tag, you scream "SHOOT HIM!! GET HIM!!"

14. You think you can go to sleep the second you hit the bed

15. You wonder why your skin doesn't heal after you eat

16. You think there are only a limited number of paintings

17. You actually made a bow

18. Your friends think you're crazy talking about butter, silver, slimes, Tekkit war, mining, and everything else

19. You can identify ores in real life

20. YOU READ THIS AND GOT EVERY REFERENCE!!!

How to tell if you're a Yognaught:

1. You think that there's nothing that can't be solved by digging a hole, a giant fan (Or tesla coil.), or large amounts of t.n.t.
2. You believe you're being stalked by Israphael.
3. You start thinking that there are nukes under your house.
4. You build your own personal island and fill it with pigs.
5. You actually built a wall of machines.
6. The only thing you think about are Minecraft, Minecraft mods, and anything Minecraft related.
7. The other only thing you think about is the Yogscast, Yogscast stuff, and everything Yogscast related.
8. You talk to mushrooms.
9. You personally feel that the Nether can go screw itself.
10. You think that brown mushrooms are evil and red mushrooms are good.
11. You keep trying to make a Ring of Arcana, Void Ring, or Red Matter Katar (And keep wondering why they aren't working.).
12. You start using British words or phrases with a really convincing accent.
13. You spontaneously start singing "Screw the Nether", "Form this Way", or "Dwarf Hole.".
14. You want to be a potato when you grow up.
15. You built an exact replica of Blackrock, Mistral City, Duncan's Castle, or Honeydew Inc.
16. When you hear the word "Dwarf", you automatically think of Honeydew.
17. Your friends think you're crazy when you talk about "King Barry".
18. You quote the Yogscast at least once a day.
19. You've actually tasted a Jaffa cake.
20. You watch the Yogscast all day, every day.

(If you're a Yognaught and proud of it, copy and paste this on to your profile.)

Random Area 11 questions

Copy and paste onto your profile if you love Area 11- I will fill this out later when I can be bothered.

What's your favourite Area 11 song? That's a hard question, probabbly Shi No Barado or Go!! Fighting Action Power.

Who is your favourite member of Area 11? Can't choose, I like them all!

Do you get any of the anime refrences in Area 11 songs? A fair few.

How much do you listen to Area 11? A lot.

Could you name most of Area 11's songs? Shi No Barado, GO!! Fighting Action Power, Euphemia, Knightmare/Frame, Tokyo House Party, Cassandra (Pt II), Heaven-peircing giga drill, Bosozuku symphonic, The Legendary Sannin, Minecraft Christmas, Dota 2 beta key. That's all I can remember right now.

Copy and paste this onto your profile- Don't forget to add more!

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But, when else will I be able to do my hair?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Ohhh...see, I thought different soap had different methods of use.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (I'd say that method of ironing works very well.)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (That is correct, we need to stop them five year olds from driving them fancy cars.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Well, isn't that the intention?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (I had no idea there was an in-between use.)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (..I have no idea what that means..)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Go figure...I wanted almonds!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Good to know.)(Too bad about the other guy who everyone now calls 'Stumpy')

On plastic wrapping: "Do not put on head...may result in suffocation." (But...suffocation is fun!)

On a tin of sardines: "May contain fish" (Really? I don't want fish to be in my Sardines)

On a DeWALT drill: 'Do not clean ears with power drill' (But this method cleans them very well)

On a clothes hanger: 'Do not swallow' (I'm sure we all would have if the sign wasn't there)

On a gumball machine: 'Caution, Gumballs and bouncing balls mixed together' (What a great way to increase the risk of choking hazards!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On a Job notice board: "Waitress needed, must be 18 years old and have 20 years experience" (OK, they're never going to get a new waitress)

Sims 3 manual: "Don't stand too close to the screen." (Who stands up and plays video games?!)

37 Things to do in an Elevator - copy and paste into your profile

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

LOL List- One liners

I could agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me" HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY

Light travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

Some people are like slinkies, not good for anything, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs

Drive like you stole it

Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door

Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Some people say “If you can’t beat them, join them”. I say “If you can’t beat them, beat them”, because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

If winning isn’t everything why do they keep score?

Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!

Yogscastrules you are amazing! :D