Kitsune no Trainer
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Joined 03-15-18, id: 10475129, Profile Updated: 03-16-18

Hello everyone!

My name is Adrian Shadowfox but you can call me Kitsune no Trainer or Kitsune. I like to go by my Penname on here and Wattpad.

My favorite animes/mangas are:

Naruto

Fairy Tail (but I will not appreciate the bullying a lot of fans get)

Soul Eater NOT

Inuyasha

Sailor Moon

Pokémon

Boku no Hero Academia

Pandora Hearts

Ghost Hunt

Yugioh (especially season 0)

Detective Conan

Magic Kaito 1412

Servamp

(Will add more as time goes on.)

My favorite book series are:

Adventurer's Wanted (Provides me with a lot of laughs)

Vampire Academy

Chronicles of Narnia

Wheel of Time

Harry Potter

Dragonriders of Pern

House of Night (because who wouldn't like this I mean, Holy hell, the vampires! And Twilight-eww)

Ranger's Apprentice

(Will add more as time goes on)

Favorite Broadway musicals:

Dear Evan Hansen

Phantom of the Opera

Be More Chill

Hamilton

Wicked

Beauty and the Beast

Chicago

Les Miserables

Anastasia (Journeeeeyy... to the paaaaaaaaaaaaast)

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Mamma Mia

(More to be added later)

Favorite Video Games:

Kingdom Hearts

Odin Sphere

A Bard's Tale

NiGHTS

Legend of Zelda (Breath of the Wild is amazing)

(more to be added later)

Uhhh was there anything else to add?

Oh yes!

I am pretty crazy so expect some pretty weird stuff happening in my stories that might not be very much expected anywhere else. I'm pretty sure I was dropped n my head as a child.

Being an author has been one of my childhood dreams so to be able to write on here would be an honor. I will be posting original stories on Wattpad, so keep an eye out on there as well.


100 things going through a crazy person's head:

1.Do not introduce self as a roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.The floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers you know.
12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill them for security purposes.
16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.
17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible.
18.The men in white coats are not your friends.
19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.
20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.
21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.
22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.
23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.
24.Always remember, um... um... Damn.
25.Train army of flying monkeys.
26.Goldfish don't like milk.
27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.
28.Find out who invented the word "pianist".
29.People are staring at you.
30.So act insane.
31.People are weird, but not as weird as me.
32.Do not taunt animals at the zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.
33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.
34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experience. Do this as much as possible.
35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.
36.Never pet a burning dog.
37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.
38.Naked men dig parkas.
39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.
40.You know what would look good on you?
41.Immolated cockroaches.
42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.
43.The size of Danny DeVito.
44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.
45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.
46.Stalking is fun. Do it more.
47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"
48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.
49.That way is rum.
50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t.
52.You cannot kill the snow.
53.The snow can kill you.
54.Grass can also kill you.
55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...
56.Catch and castrate leprechaun.
57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.
58.Staple paper in the middle of the page.
59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.
60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.
61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.
62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.
63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?
64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.
65.Remember to kill HIM...
66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.
67.Note reactions. Avoid parents.
68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.
69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.
70.Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions.
71.Eat the evidence.
72.But not if it's broken glass.
73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.
74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.
75.Disregard last note.
76.Note reactions.
77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.
78.Stock up on ball point pens.
79.Learn to fly. Tell no one.
80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.
81.Do not stick fingers into blender.
82.Blender... Bad... Ouch.
83.Blood loss is bad.
84.Find way to re-attatch fingers.
85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.
86.Answer every question with a question.
87.Ask people what gender they are.
88.Note reactions.
89.Refer to people as "mortal".
90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.
91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.
92.Start by drowning them in fire ants.
93.Find the creators of pop-up messages.
94.Kill them.
95.Brutally.
96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.
97.Dunk head in boiling water.
98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.
99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling!
100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...


Drunk Shinobi Rules:

Rule #1: Don't take a drunk nin's whiskey.

Rule #2: Don't look at a drunk nin's whiskey.

Rule #3: Don't drink a drunk nin's whiskey.

Rule #4: When in doubt, refer to rules 1-3.

Rule #5: Drunk nins are capable of anything. Do NOT try to test them.

Rule #6: Just run as far away as humanly possible when the drunk in gets into a fight.


Have you ever imagined what you could do with Dungeons and Dragons characters you create? Because I sure as hell have. Here are a few of my ideas. I will add more as I come up with them.

A drunk, talking Wolf ( a constantly drunk druid trapped in wolf form).

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