Desmond ends up having a one night stand with only one of the most popular - allegedly straight- guys in school. It is both everything he expected and he probably could have used a memo on how to deal with possessiveness.

The cast of Doctor Who discovers fandom.

Anders and Fenris get caught by slavers. What will they do to each other, left naked, manacled and alone in a slave pen outside of Kirkwall?

When canon meets non-canon, all signs point to Gabriel. And unfortunately for Dean and Cas, Gabe ships destiel, which might explain the curious reaction Dean unwillingly gets when Cas touches his hand print scar. Queue awkward Sam. M for suggestiveness, swearing, and cracky content!

Sequel to "Embrace the Night": After months spent working to bridge the gap between them, Phoenix and Miles have finally come together. However, the world outside seems on the edge of turmoil, and they are about to be dragged into the fray whether they like it or not.

Sniper is unexpectedly enlisted to help in Medic's newest experiment. But unexpectedly finds himself in the middle of a rather bizarre dinner date. Warning: This work contains graphic and detailed descriptions of cooking and candid cannibalism

After a one-night stand, a stalker becomes obsessed with Edgeworth and begins wreaking havoc on his life. Phoenix tries to help and support him through the ordeal. But things soon get out of hand: Edgeworth is forced into hiding, the FBI is called in, and someone's life is in very real danger. Amidst the turmoil, Phoenix and Edgeworth try to cope with their feelings for each other.

The one where everything is a romantic comedy cliche, the universe seems to be pushing Dean and Cas together, Gabriel is a dick, and Dean is that self-aware Disney character that always questions why everyone is singing.

The point of the kukri's blade grazes the suprasternal notch between his collarbones. It slices down and through his tie, shirt, vest and coat in an unerring, straight line. He shivers under the afternoon sunlight. Shivers when the blade stops short of his leather belt low around his waist. His exposed skin pebbles with goosebumps. His ragged breaths quicken. (BLU Medic/RED Sniper)

After the events of Felina, Jesse tracks Saul down to Omaha, Nebraska and asks him to find Brock. What happens instead gives Jesse a chance at a normal life, the happily-ever-after he's been searching for in a post-Heisenberg haze. But Jesse's haunted by his past in more ways than one, and it's not long before the ghost of Walter White threatens to unravel Jesse's new life.

Perry Platynis always pictured himself to live a long, normal, boring life. Never once did he include guardianship, nor did he include children. Thankfully though, he has a guardian angel, one in the form of Heinz Doofenshmirtz who will not only take care of them, but also teach them the meaning of family. *Semi-hiatus. Will update at the most random of times.*

Scout is approached by a mysterious talking crab that claims to be the BLU Spy under a curse; and the only way to break this curse is a kiss from a virgin. Unfortunately for the SpyCrab, the Scout would rather jump off a bridge than kiss another man.

He can hear the flame's low growl, like it's a living thing that's hungering for the ash of his flesh and craves to consume him whole. This is where most people will start praying to whatever god it is they believe. Crumple to their knees and cry and piss themselves. Beg for mercy, for their life, and hope it gets through the black rubber of that grotesque gas mask into human ears.

Danny and Dash were silent, trying to wrap their mind around that stupid, simple fact – the door was locked. They were trapped. In a janitor's closet. Together. (Collab with Haiju)

Aziraphale Swan moves with her father to the little cloudy town of Lower Tadfield. There she meets Anthony, who she thinks is just a stalker with a car fetish, but proves to be so much more... Yes, you already know what this is a parody of.

'There's something about this man, in that high-collared, blue jacket and skewed helmet obscuring the upper half of an angular, masculine face. Something that makes his center of gravity go out of kilter. Something hot and sweet, like apple pie straight out of the oven. Something he's got no right *feeling* about another man.' (BLU Engineer/BLU Soldier)

Walt works alongside Gale at Gus' sleepy little coffee shop Los Frijoles Saltarines. Then Jesse shows up, and Walt's mid-life crisis looks a hell of a lot brighter now. In which coffee and cakes bring Walt and Jesse together, Mike teaches Jesse important life lessons, Gus meddles in Walt's love life, and coffee shop turf wars are an actual thing.

Summary: Everyone has the name of their other half somewhere upon their bodies, it happens that sometime, though rarely, a person has their Other outside their own Race. Fertile Hobbits Mpreg There is Mpreg spoken of and implied. No likey no read.

The Company of Thorin Oakenshield discover fanfiction... One-shot, crack!fic. DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE HOBBIT

A drabble series which describes the relationship of the Fire Nation Prince and the Water Tribe peasant episode by episode. Eventually Zukka slash. Rated T for future chapters.

DANNYDASH SLASH! Dash comes to Danny's rescue late at night, but are they ready for the events that they find themselves swept up in afterwards? RATING NOW M

Sequel to "Bride of Discord." Fluttershy and Discord are blessed with a daughter, one who knew immediately that she was different from other ponies, but also quite powerful, powerful enough to catch the attention of the Queen of the Changelings...as well as her son. Cover art by floppy-fluttercord.

In which everyone sees the budding romance between Thorin and Bilbo, except, of course, for Thorin and Bilbo themselves.

After Loki is punished for his crimes, he and Thor are sent back to Midgard to help the Avengers rebuild Manhattan. But when it becomes obvious that Loki is unwell physically as well as mentally, relationships are strained and healed as well as created. Rated T for the occasional language and frequent in-depth descriptions of illness and medical procedures.

Lawrence Mundy Jr. hates the holiday season. And he especially hates when the holiday season forces him to deal with his overbearing parents, his abrasive brother-in-law, an oddly jittery Spy, and the mysterious going-ons of a factory in the distance...the sequel to Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler. Cover image by tomiyeee!

When young Lex enters his office for a general physical, Dash didn't expect the boy's father to be someone he knew from Casper High. (Dash x Danny)

A long time ago, a hobbit, a Baggins of Bag End, saved a dwarf prince, one of the line of Durin, and died in the process. As a result, the dwarf prince made a vow to the dying Baggins that one day one of his line would take a Baggins as a consort to repay the hobbit for his sacrifice. Years passed and Gandalf the Grey pays Bilbo Baggins a visit that will change his life...

After he was rescued from ABSTERGO, Desmond tried to get his old life back. But two males seem to have too much influence in all of this. This story contains YAOI between Altair, Ezio and Desmond.

In which Bilbo is a mini Jack Harkness. Which means he tries to seduce everyone. That's it. That's the plot.

What if Discord hadn't been turned to stone by the Mane Six? What if he had escaped? It is three years following their battle with Discord and the Mane Six are happy in their new and comfortable lives, until their enemy returns and will only relieve Equestria of his havoc in exchange for a bride. AU Cover Art by Nstone53

Gabriel is done watching Sam self-destruct over his brother's stupid deal and subsequent death. The rash decision he makes to put a stop to the human's madness has unforeseen consequences for both of them, however. Season 4 AU, rated M for eventual mature content

What would have happened if Crowley was the one Dean spoke to at the end of 'Two Minutes to Midnight' and not Bobby? Do opposites really attract or are Dean and Crowley not so different after all? And will what they have survive when everyone is trying to tear them apart? eventual Dean/Crowley slash and rated M for later chapters.

When renowned artist Leonardo da Vinci finds himself with an unlikely pet, Ezio Auditore can't resist the chance to test the boundaries of their friendship. M/M EzioxLeonardo

'Fifteen years could be an agonizing eternity or just a fleeting moment, gone too soon, depending on one's perspective and state of mind during such a revelation. For Medic, as he lay beneath quilted blankets on a king-sized bed in a cozy California bungalow, snuggled against a massive, warm body reposed in sleep, his revelation was very much that of the latter.'

AU, kmeme fill. Hawke is a magister and after defeating Danarius, she inherits all of his property... including Fenris. Fem!Mage!Hawke/Fenris

Conrart always knew Yuuri was naive but not this naive! Yaoi. Conyuu. Lime.

When Respawn malfunctions and their annoying Scout is turned into something far more precocious, it'll take all of the RED team's wits and patience to look after him. At the same time, Engineer must find a way to turn Scout back into an adult before the BLUs-or anyone else-realizes what's happened. No pairings, just a bunch of exhausted trained killers and one hyperactive child.

Ezio and Yusuf are left alone in headquarters one fine evening and one thing leads to another and something just a little more than friendship blossoms. Follow the two through their adventures in Constantinople and around the world. I try to follow the plot of Revelations but I like to add my own flair to the storyline. WARNING: Male x male sexual content. Enjoy!

It might've started at the part where his rival was on his knees in front of him during a court recess. It might've started when they were kids on the playground. Miles doesn't know where it began, but where it will end is even more puzzling. PxE.

An aging Bowser has stopped menacing the Mushroom kingdom and lives vicariously through the now grown Junior by getting him married to Mario and Peach's daughter...the RIGHT way. But why is Bowser in such a rush to see Junior married off? NOW IN CHAPTERS.

One is a boy genius, the other is a mastermind serial killer. Fate has brought them together to face a foe more dangerous than any they have encountered before. Even with their combined brilliance, the battle ahead is perilous, and there is a chance not everyone will survive.

Three years after his imprisonment, Ghost King Pariah Dark breaks free from the Sarcophagus of Forever Sleep. He gives his nemesis Danny Phantom a choice; to have everything Danny ever loved laid to waste, or to become Pariah's bride. DP/PD

A few misconceptions causes the student population of Casper High to take a guess at the mystery that is Danny Fenton.

Justice said he disapproved of the obsession with Hawke. He did not say he disliked her - A Justice/F!Hawke/Anders OT3

"Is this what I have been missing since I've met you?" The assassin inquires. - Leo/Ezio, M for a reason. Kink meme fill.

Sam and Dean need to take care of a werewolf. Trouble is, there are these two nutters barging in who think it's a lupovariform. Black Impalas, white moons, blue boxes, red herrings - will the weirdness never end? Rated T for a few naughty words.

When a glitch in the Animus 2.0 transports Leonardo into the future, it's up to Shaun to distract him while Rebecca figures out how to send him back.

The thought of tentacle raep is a wonderous thing. So, let us see how our big, strong itallian stallion holds up against an easter egg! Ezio/Tentacles

Slash/Yaoi - After meeting as November 11 and BK-201 they meet again - only this time as Jack Simon and Li Shengshun and both of their lives change more than they thought possible.

What happens to Contractors when they are struck by a love potion? Contains comedy yaoi. Pairing: Misaki/BK201 and Saitou/November 11.

Sometimes, people hide who they truly are behind masks. This is a short story about the day that Lancer decides enough is enough when it comes to Daniel Fenton. Sequel is 'Plunge'.

The ghost noticed Lancer and turned its face towards him. “Oh,” it said, “did you need this section? I’m sorry.” A trip to the library has some unexpected results

Just shy of his second year, Danny learns of a custom meant to honor the day each ghost first entered the next world. Now the great Danny Phantom must face a throng of well meaning ghosts and somehow survive their gifts with his secret and sanity intact