Yo!

Soo... I'm not going to post any personal details, for obvious reasons.

I like to read. A lot. And, as you can probably tell, I like Fairy Tail. A LOT.

I would dearly love to be an author one day, but I'm not really the type to write fanfic, I only read it, and only goodgoodgood ones. But, I do like a chat, though I'm not very good at it, so feel free to PM if ya like. I may not always reply, but I'll try my best (woah, sounded like Wendy there...)!

Anywho, I'm kind of short on time right now, so I shall try and rewrite this profile thingamabob later when I am not starving hungry and hearing the smell of food calling to me (yes, you heard that right people, the SMELL was CALLING - that's how epic this food is).

Um, yeah... can't really think of anything else to write here... I like chocolate? And am more than a little obsessed with dragons? I think I'll stop there...

Cheerio!

A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No it's not. Please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now please slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

(She gives him a big hug)

Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

- Oh heck, I need to read something happy now...

To keep a healthy level of Insanity!

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”

7. Don't use any punctuation

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.”

11. Sing along at the Opera.

12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.

15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!”

16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they’re loose!!"

17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

18. Go in front of your classroom and shout "I like pie!"

19. Greet all your friends with a tackle.

20. Go to a costume party as a cowboy and when someone asks you where you got your costume from you say, "This is a costume party?"

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

21. Copy and send this list to someone to make them smile...It's called therapy.

- That works!