sarcasticbananas
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 02-20-12, id: 3742621, Profile Updated: 02-08-17
Author has written 2 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Hugo.

Hey my name is Jamie

My two oldest stories are from when i was very young (keep that in mind if you read them)

I will gladly do story requests if asked, please ask. I'll do them for any book/movie/anime/comic or whatever as long as i am familiar with it.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

I'm Not Sick Enough by Keyboardmurderer reviews
"You have hams for thighs." Matthew Williams never noticed his own body, whether it grew or didn't, he just let it be. But when his brother makes an unfiltered comment about his weight, Matthew is triggered. And he gets so lost in his own sadness, the artist doesn't even notice when he captures the interest of an aspiring storyboard writer. PruCan, Angsty, TW: Depression, E.D., etc
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,594 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 5/12/2016 - Published: 5/20/2014 - America, Canada, Prussia
Don't by Maredith reviews
After Hinata's mother got hospitalized, his father got into drank and drugs and also starts to abuse Hinata and his little sister. Hinata tries to hide it from everyone else, but his teammates slowly notice that Hinata is acting different. What can they do to help there decoy? (Maybe slight KageHina)
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,523 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 6/10/2015 - [Tobio K., Shoyo H.]
Here With Us by raptor-sqaud reviews
Chris and Matt find Josh in the mines instead of Mike and Sam
Until Dawn - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,791 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/6/2015 - Published: 9/14/2015 - Chris, Josh W., Matt
A Numbing Pain by fandombloggingaddict reviews
Bender usually ends up walking around town when he needs to escape, even when the cold wind whips around him cruelly. In fact, the cold is the only thing that he can stand to face sometimes.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2015
Luthor's Assassin by Meridianpony reviews
Upon his parent's deaths during a circus "accident" in Metropolis, Dick Grayson is taken in by Lex Luthor, who sees much potential in him. Dick is trained by the mercenary Deathstroke to become Luthor's personal assassin. Can the Justice League and Young Justice convince the dangerous boy that he's on the wrong side?
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 185,721 - Reviews: 1342 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Lex Luthor, Deathstroke, Richard G./Robin - Complete
Abnormal Functioning of Neurotransmitter Systems by Mystical-Magical-Hormones reviews
After Rin Matsuoka's third (and a half) failed suicide attempt, he finds a new home in the Iwatobi Psych Ward. During his stay he meets many eccentrics but none so mind bending as the blue eyed schizophrenic who seems to develop something of a fixation with him. Harurin (trigger warning apply: self-harm, paranoia, suicide, hallucinations, and general mental ill-health).
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,400 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 4/23/2014 - [Haruka N., Rin M.]
A Different Sort of House Call by Hornswaggler reviews
House's new case is a little tougher to diagnose, primarily because the patient should be, quite literally, already dead. A continuation of AnneriaWings' Lab Rat
Crossover - Danny Phantom & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,234 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Danny F., G. House
Consequences by battlemaiden518 reviews
After Arthur discovers Merlin's magic, Agravaine attempts to turn Merlin against Camelot... with disastrous results. Reveal fic. No slash. In response to a prompt from AngryPurpleFire. Warnings: self-harm.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 152 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Merlin, Arthur, Agravaine
It Could Be Worse by HotCrossPigeon reviews
There's something wrong with JD. Is it just the stress getting to him when Dr Cox takes a day off? Or is there something else going on... Alternative ending posted.
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,771 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 6/10/2009 - John D./J.D. - Complete
Needing a Helping Hand by EnglishGal1992 reviews
When Sherlock gets a migraine, he trust only one person to come to his aid. The question is will Mycroft answer the call?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,250 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
My Innocent Bystander by scrubly-degrassily-everlarkily reviews
Though the doctor in him tells him that he needs help, he doesn't want to drag anybody down with him. One man is smart enough to see the change, but can he pull JD out of his self-destructive state. JDA, suicidal-themes, extreme emotional pain.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,778 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 9/7/2008
Fever by HappiKatt reviews
A simple story of mistakes, anger, pride, and the pain that is caused when betrayal strikes. And maybe, just maybe, a story of forgiveness. Humanstuck, not many characters will be coming in.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,731 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Karkat V., Gamzee M. - Complete
Family Doesn't End With Blood by Idris Amelia Song reviews
AU. When a lonely, blue-eyed boy named Castiel moves in next door to the Winchesters, they make it their mission to befriend him and cure his lonesome-ness. But their new friend is hiding a dark secret...
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,382 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
If I Die Young by PrincessAmerica101 reviews
America is going to die in one year. This is an account of how he spends his last few months of life as a nation, rebuilding friendships, fixing mistakes, rebuilding his 'family', and being a hero at last. Cover art by Kenna Cat.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,697 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 12/13/2011 - America - Complete
Seven Days More by Blissful Abyss reviews
Nagisa couldn't bear the thought of ever losing his friends. So when Rei drowns, Nagisa finds himself heartbroken and soul-shattered. So naturally, he'd do anything to bring Rei back. Even selling his life to bring him back. When he makes a desperate wish, Nagisa is given has seven days with Rei until he has to meet his own end. Rei x Nagisa, rated T for slightly suggested themes.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,604 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Nagisa H., Rei R. - Complete
Iron Weakened by Rust by Emerald-Shadow-Knight reviews
Twelve-year-old boys do not get eating disorders. Simple as that! ...Right? Note: Contains triggers, OOC, and (ugh) mpreg.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,068 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Estonia, Finland, Sealand, Denmark - Complete
Just How Far a Brother Will Go by morningdawn202 reviews
When Ponyboy suddenly goes missing, Darry and Soda must race against time to save him while dealing with their own guilt and grief. Meanwhile, Pony's captors are planning an all out war between Socs and Greasers.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,903 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Complete
Hetare by Neonidus of Libra reviews
Italy is a lovable, oblivious nation that would never get knocked down by harsh comments. However, every person, human or nation, has a point where people cross the line. For Italy, that line will be crossed today.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,389 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - N. Italy
Observing Merlin by ForIHaveOvercomeTheWorld reviews
A series of semi-related oneshots all centering around the theme that Arthur notices something new about Merlin. First one: Arthur discovers why Merlin hates hunting. This whole fic will have bromance, some whump, reveal of many things, no slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,460 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
A Change in Fate by AbbyIsWhatWeAimFor reviews
A month had passed from the night that changed everything. The gang had faded away. But when something happens to Pony, the gang will realize that he can't overcome this on his own. He'll need them more than ever, because he can't hold on forever..
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Ponyboy C., Sodapop C.
Summer isn't always fun and games by ranbowsh3rb3rt reviews
Summer brings along many things, football, no homework, but mostly heat. After Ponyboy gets jumped, stress is put on the household. Will Soda be able to take it? and will the Darry and Pony be able to get along
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,908 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Ponyboy C., Sodapop C.
Shush Little Birdie by Fuhyo reviews
What would be different if Izaya grew up Mute? What kind of change in his peronality would ensue, even if he was still the manipulative bastard we all know. How will this affect his life, and how will it affect Shizuo's? Be warned! Yaoi
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,084 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Boring by theodorant reviews
Izaya's bored, what else is there to do in Ikebukuro? Rated T for language.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
60 ways to annoy Izaya Orihara by zakuNpride reviews
Bored? Why not annoy that arrogant Info broker
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Izaya O. - Complete
The Goodbye Girl by XX4aXX reviews
Penny is helping Leonard and Sheldon clear out their apartment. Sometimes saying goodbye is hard.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,037 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Apology Procrastination by TbbtWarrior123 reviews
When Leonard gets sick of Sheldon's antics, he snaps, hurting Sheldon and sending him away..but to where?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Leonard H., Sheldon C.
Giving Me Up? by colorful-POP reviews
This is my first fan-fic so please go easy on me. It's about Johnny, and something that happens with his parents. Nothing to do with the church fire, it never happened and never will. Rated T only because I'm paranoid, a little cursing later on in story.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,170 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Johnny C., Dallas W.
Pillow Wall by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Oneshot. Switzerland lets Austria spend the night at his house.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Switzerland, Austria - Complete
Panic by Pepsi Maniac reviews
Pony went for a run, but never came back.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Ponyboy C., Darry C.
I've become so Numb by AbbyIsWhatWeAimFor reviews
The gang's lives started turning for the worse when the three Curtis' brothers started changing. Darry yells at Pony more, and Soda turned to drugs. Pony's about to break. The gang's falling apart. And all this started, just because of a broken promise.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,718 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Ponyboy C., Darry C.
Take it Back by Pit Viper of Doom reviews
Everyone has a button. Even Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/8/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
Chances Are by historynerdrevolution reviews
Adrian Riddle is a teen going through some rough times with her two brothers and her friends. What are the chances that she discovers her English teacher went through a similar situation twenty years ago? Revised Summary, T for language.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,811 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Ponyboy C. - Complete
The Newest Story of Mt Vesuvius by seabelangermly reviews
It was a peaceful day between best friends, until something goes terribly wrong. T for character death in later chapters and depressed and sick Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/14/2012 - N. Italy, Germany
Last Wishes by amazingreader reviews
Over the summer after his fourth year Harry is diagnosed with the muggle illness, cancer and is given a year or less to live. Now as he enters into his fifth year he struggles with telling his friends, Umbridge, and other obsticles...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,103 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Right Thing by Blue44653 reviews
Someone comes to school with a gun, what does Vash do about it. Sorry I suck at summaries. Highschool AU, Human names, no pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Switzerland - Complete
Lord Perseus: god of Heroes by AsomeM reviews
Percy learns that Annabeth doesn't love him and, heartbroken, he becomes the 13th Olympian and the god of Heroes. He soon develops confusing feelings for Artemis and just as they have a breakthrough, a titan escapes. This is my first fic, so be nice.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,966 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Percy J., Artemis
The Last Sunset, A New Sunrise by AlexisLe97 reviews
Sunrises mark the beginning. Sunsets mark the beginning of the end. With this sunset gone, he is, too. Please R & R this story. Sad & Sweet One-Shot.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Darry C., Ponyboy C. - Complete
If You're Reading This by psychopath convention reviews
The last letter Soda sends home from Vietnam. Everything he wants to say to his brothers and never did. Post-novel Oneshot
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Sodapop C., Ponyboy C. - Complete
One Last Christmas by Today-Only-Happens-Once reviews
"He's saying goodbye. I wasn't ready for it. I still needed him." Song fic for Matthew West's "One Last Christmas". Don't have to know the song to get the story. NOT SLASH! WARNING: major tear jerker. Rated T just to be safe. ONESHOT.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Darry C., Ponyboy C. - Complete
Hypoxia by goldengreaser reviews
AU: They were drowning you, they mght have killed you... Some things are worse than death
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 42,143 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Darry C., Sodapop C.
Esoterically Yours by FeistyFeist reviews
Ponyboy Curtis meets an acquaintance he has been trying to dodge for years.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,860 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Ponyboy C., Darry C. - Complete
Push Alchemy by FeistyFeist reviews
When Ponyboy Curtis had the accident, everything fell apart. The letter simply pushes everything forward as things will never be the same again.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,386 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Ponyboy C. - Complete
Lost in the Dark by ShayL reviews
Something happened to Ponyboy resulting in temporarily memory loss. Almost nothing is making sense and nobody can be trusted. With only Sodapop's familar presence, can Pony find himself again?
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,775 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Ponyboy C.
Struggle to Breathe by A Thing For Brothers reviews
What If Johnny Hadn't Gone into The Burning Church sequel. Each member of the gang struggles with their own problems. Will they be able to help each other out or will their concern for one another keep them from speaking the truth? Warning for chapter 18
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,585 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Ponyboy C., Johnny C. - Complete
Speechless by ShayL reviews
Once he finished with the theme, he just stopped speaking. He also stopped eating. Nightmares were reoccurring. Drugs may even involved. Can the gang help bring Ponyboy back or is all hope lost? Set in Sodapop's POV
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,959 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Ponyboy C., Sodapop C.
Helpless by Antigone reviews
This was not a Soc Darry’s muscles could scare off, not a nightmare Soda’s arm would chase away. This was inside me, eating away, and no matter how much my brother’s wanted to get rid of it they were helpless.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 61 - Words: 43,319 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/15/2002 - Published: 9/15/2002
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

He's Only A Child reviews
Georges Melies does NOT care about the little thief who has been helping him with his shop for the past few weeks, and definitely doesn't worry about him. So when Hugo begins to look pale and tired all of the time, he definitely doesn't notice. And even if he does it's not his problem. But when Isabelle starts coming to him with concerns, he does notice. Definitely. Sick!Hugo
Hugo - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,899 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Hugo, Papa George
He Is reviews
Hello humans of the internet. If you would like a story to be written, please PM me with an Idea and I will attempt it. See the story for more details. Also this story has a sample of my work about the death of North Italy. Enjoy :)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Germany - Complete
Manager of:
Community: The Greasers Read Their Story
Focus: Books Outsiders