Euryphaehide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Twilight. Dorky Shrugalot here, ready to conquer the world and more. As my official title is Mastah Pimpstah, I expect it used in all correspondence. Thank you in advance. Now. Whether you’re a fuckface or a furry, or both, I welcome all PMs with open arms and sharp teeth. Be my guest. For a more indebt description of my works and/or ability and will to tear yours apart, I’m afraid you’ll either have to look for yourself or message me. Whichever you chose, I wish you the best of luck. Have a good day. |
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The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7079 - Favs: 14,183 - Follows: 16,217 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
In a Land of the 24-hour News Cycle and a Time of Science by Morena Evensong reviews
Sometimes, history repeats itself. Sometimes, it gets written anew. And sometimes, there comes an age when old heros aren't needed. In a world where protecting the innocent isn't as simple as swinging a sword, a small antiques shop stands between Chinatown and Little Italy. Inside, history is never forgotten and legends are remembered as they truly were, and seen as they truly are.
Crossover - Merlin & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 170,420 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 4/27/2015 - Merlin, Nimueh, Aithusa, Captain America/Steve R.
A Fallen God by Hostiel reviews
When Loki fell from the Bifrost he was expecting the cool embrace of oblivion, not to become a spirit and then be ripped apart and forced into the mind of a six-year-old named Harry Potter. With no physical form, he must keep the boy alive if he seeks to keep existing, and everyone knows that the best way to ensure continued survival is to simply become greater than everyone else.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 102,718 - Reviews: 2652 - Favs: 6,039 - Follows: 7,131 - Updated: 12/13/2018 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harry P., Loki
Prodigal Son by commandocucumber reviews
Eight years after Berk's heir vanished, the Viking town is slowly crumbling. Dragon attacks are more devastating than ever. To save her village, Astrid must piece together exactly what happened before the dragons wipe them all out for good. Meanwhile, half a world away and eight years wiser, Hiccup decides it might just be time to go home.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 206,152 - Reviews: 2342 - Favs: 4,385 - Follows: 5,247 - Updated: 10/11/2018 - Published: 9/17/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Stoick, Toothless
Harry Potter and the Game by Concept101 reviews
With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 363,393 - Reviews: 7298 - Favs: 9,795 - Follows: 11,831 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Albus D.
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4609 - Favs: 12,759 - Follows: 14,088 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Wanderer by cywsaphyre reviews
Life's a lot easier when no one knows you and your only worry is whether or not people in each world speak the same languages you do. Harry can attest to it; he's been jumping for years. He knows how to keep his head down and not get invested. On hindsight, with his track record, Harry supposed it was only a matter of time until he did exactly that.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,309 - Reviews: 1912 - Favs: 8,060 - Follows: 9,479 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Harry P.
Whiskey Time Travel by Sapper One reviews
When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1976, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter, 1976
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,153 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 7,331 - Follows: 9,006 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B., Rosmerta, Nicolas F.
Hail to the King by Code Musica reviews
Hiccup goes through with his plan to leave Berk for good before his final test in the ring and discovers that the world is not as small as he once thought it was. Countless years away from Berk have forged Hiccup into a stronger, darker version of himself. Join Hiccup and Astrid on their journey as they explore the nine realms and fight against Ragnarok. Features magic & mythology!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 54 - Words: 518,483 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 4/30/2016 - Published: 2/28/2015 - [Hiccup, Astrid]
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 3588 - Favs: 10,165 - Follows: 11,990 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
Hunting for Trolls by GoneRENegade reviews
Modern AU. Hiccup and his dad, Stoic, go fishing. But instead of catching fish, our young Viking catches something else.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 146,824 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 9/21/2014 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost] Stoick, Toothless
Child Of Fire by Angry Pencil Wielder reviews
Cloudjumper sensed something on Berk, something that would change the fate of both dragon and human. Instead of the wife of a chief, he stole away his son. Meet Aeoeling, brother of Night Furies and Prince of Dragons. (formerly Dovahhkiin) Hiatus
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,895 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 8/12/2015 - Hiccup, Toothless, The Big Dragon, Cloudjumper
Harry Potter and the Forks Massacre by Von reviews
Edward couldn't resist his Singer. His family has to move. Lying low in a pollution-drenched, rainy suburb, they meet a boy whose clock is ticking down. GEN. (As in no slash. There might be hints of slash potential, but there is NO SLASH.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,669 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 2,143 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Harry P., Rosalie, Emmett, Alice
Together We Map the World (1)— Where No One Goes Series by ScoreLaine reviews
When time is changed and Hiccup leaves before he could change the course of 300 years worth of Viking history, the Berkians have to deal with the consequences of that decision. While our favorite duo becomes all the inseparable team that is a force to reckon with, which we all know and love. Enjoy :)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,557 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/10/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Exodus and Return-us: The Soul Trumps the Mind by Ikedawg43 reviews
Hiccup leaves Berk to create a place for himself. He finds that he is not meant to withstand the pressure of his new life, and adapts in order to thrive. However, in doing so he has created a monster within himself. After tragedy rocks Hiccup's world, he gives into his own monster, and it is up to his closest friends to save him from himself. Complete.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 138,139 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Thuggory - Complete
Mirror Mirror by Sythe reviews
One day, Harry J Potter made a wish in front of the mirror of Erised. One day, Bruce Banner woke up naked in a green-eyed man's aparment. One day, Harry introduced himself with his father's name to a strange man he found naked, green, and angry on the street. One day, SHIELD discovered human magic... and tried to make weapons from it. And the world is never the same.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,461 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 4,028 - Follows: 5,770 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 7/1/2012 - [Harry P., Loki] Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 4791 - Favs: 12,640 - Follows: 14,586 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Becoming Lífþrasir by Midoriko-sama reviews
People often wondered what kept Hiccup going during those early years. When that single, most-treasured thing is taken from him, there is little left to keep him on Berk. The day Stoick returns, and the day before the best recruit is finally chosen, Hiccup leaves Berk; little knowing that he would one day return under ... strange circumstances. H/A, R/F, rated for violence.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 121,591 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 4,143 - Follows: 1,628 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 1/24/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Stoick - Complete
Ruthless by AngelaStarCat reviews
COMPLETE. James Potter casts his own spell to protect his only son; but he was never as good with Charms as Lily was. (A more ruthless Harry Potter grows up to confront Voldemort). Dark!Harry. Slytherin!Harry HP/HG and then HP/HG/TN.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,083 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 2,890 - Follows: 892 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Theodore N. - Complete
Fate Intertwined by PiGirl reviews
Hiccup was lonely. Jack felt invisible. Rapunzel was curious. Merida wanted to prove herself. Then they all meet. Fates intertwined. M/M. F/F. Mafia au.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,437 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Hiccup, Jack Frost
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2814 - Favs: 14,172 - Follows: 6,978 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Legal Alien by Whispering Darkness reviews
Normal people didn't have to worry about this sort of thing when they go on vacation. They worry about things like losing their luggage, catching a cab or something similar. Not alien invasions. Harry, however, had never been normal. Then again, neither were these guys. One-shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 4,502 - Follows: 1,417 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
A Different Start: American Harry Prequel by DarkeStar reviews
Harry's godmother gains custody of a young HP and escapes to America where he learns a new way of magic and carves a new path for himself. Powerful/Independent Harry, eventual slash, OCs, pre-Hogwarts. Reg. updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 393,920 - Reviews: 1752 - Favs: 2,243 - Follows: 2,124 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Harry P.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14437 - Favs: 21,969 - Follows: 8,828 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Tipsy Time Travel Tale by Yunaine reviews
Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,217 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 3,081 - Follows: 3,491 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6268 - Favs: 15,926 - Follows: 5,451 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The Life Discovery of Bella Swan reviews
Bella's never known exactly what life has in store for here. But as she's laying down on the ground, staring up into the sky, she feels like she might just have unraveled the secrets of the universe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2018 - Complete