Name: Sam

Gender: Girl

Age: 375

Favorite TV shows: Doctor Who, Bones, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Legend of Korra, Castle, Leverage

Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Heist Socitey, Leviathan, Uglies, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Heros of Olympus, Artemis Fowl, Hunger Games, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galexy, Chronicles of Narnia(still havn't read them all yet)

Favorite Manga: Fairy Tail, One Piece, Fullmetal Alchemist, Sailor Moon, Bleach, Negima

I'm currently writing an Artemis Fowl fan-fiction with F1reb1rd about Artemis at a water park with his family so check it out once we get it into the system and review, review, review! (or I'll kill you off in my next book...jk or maybe I'm not)

IMPORTANT-Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen and Jacob Black are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsors!

You know your a book addict if...

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than a day.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you liked.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal his/her boyfriend/girlfriend.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

Your idol is a character from a book.

I am a book addict and proud of it!!!

If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile.

You know you're addicted to Doctor Who when...

You think fezzes, bowties, bunkbeds, and stetsons are cool

You are suddenly scared of statues of angels

You count the days until the new episode

When someone is copying another person you freak out and run away

You try to learn Gallifreyan

You be Doctor Who characters for halloween

If your not british you wish you were

When you see weight loss medicine you think 'this has adipose all over it'

You get freaked out when someone says exterminate or delete

When you see twins you think 'which one's the Ganger'

You try to find Torchwood on google maps

You try to build a K-9

When someone says 'awkward silence' you start laughing

You have fights with your friends over which Doctor/companion was better

Your new favorite color is TARDIS blue

Whenever someone says Doctor you say 'Who!' or 'where are the aliens'

You wish you had a swimming pool in the library

You have a whole wall covered in posters of the Doctor and his companions.

When you watch Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire, you scream 'IT'S THE DOCTOR!!!' When Barty Crouch Jr. comes on. The guy who plays him is David Tennant!

In the 'How to train your dragon' movie, when hiccup is outside during the dragon attack, and someone tells him to 'get inside!' you add 'The TARDIS'. It's David Tennant again!

You think Apples are disgusting

You hate yogurt

Bacon is bad

Beans are evil! Bad, bad, beans

You throw bread and butter out the door and shout "And stay out!"

You stop eating carrots, and whenever someone offers them you go "Carrots? Are you insane?"

You try fish fingers and custard

You only read Doctor Who fanfictions

You make all your: Sims, Mii's, Sackpeople, and othe videogame characters Doctor Who characters

You smile and nod as you read this

You add more things to this list

You copy and paste this to your profile

(')0(') Bow ties are cool

Hogwarts Rules

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of its clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

51) But yes, I will do it any way

Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list. PenguinYasha, leafninja345435, Tsukiko The Librarian, M-Warrior, BTM707, f1reb1rd, TheQueenoftheSquirrelMonkeys

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Da Mangaka, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, WriterGirl3000, tietum, misto-shadow, M-Warrior, BTM707, f1reb1rd, TheQueenoftheSquirrelMonkey

If you know what moogles are and think they are cute, copy and paste this onto your profile.

(rah) (ah) ([roma (1ma)] (ga) (ooh)(la) = bad romance. Copy & Paste it if you get it :)

Dear math, stop asking for us to find your X, shes not coming back, and don't ask Y either..

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no flipping way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."

- Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
- Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
- I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...
- They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG" I dont think you'd kill too many people.
- So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, freak?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A good friend will help you learn to drive. A best friend will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance money.

BEST FRIENDS DON'T LET YOU DO STUPID THINGS... ALONE!

Ways to reject a guy:

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

If you are in need of these rejections, Copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you are on the dark side (Where the cookies and milk are), copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are an anime freak, copy and paste this to your profile.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. (Cuz they have to be "polite")
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. (cuz they're hungry and more familiar with you)

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. (Again being POLITE!)
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! (Cuz you're already part of the family!)

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. (cuz they feel bad for doing nothing the whole time!)
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! That guy was using a chainsaw!" (cuz you were there helping out like partners in crime would do!)

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. (cuz you aren't close like PB and Jay are)
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. (they really do love you)

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. (cuz they know they will "ACCIDENTALLY" lose it)
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. (Cuz they care)

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. (They don't know you and don't want to owe you anything)
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." (cuz they're so used to you being around and all)

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. (they are not friends but acquaintances)
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... (You secretly already have O.O)

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. (because they're bastards!)
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you (Hecks Yeah!)

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. (Boring)
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." (that sounds about right)

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. (cause they don't loves you)
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. (Cuz your like homies!!)

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. (aka: people who come in and never go out)

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter because they think it's baloney!!
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this STUFF because it's so true!!