Ok soo I guess you should know that I am 15, Female and from the US. I suppose you could say i'm slightly insane *giggle* Ok so I choose not to reveal my real name openly. Not because i'm paranoid, just cause I wish every day of my life that my real name were Harley and that I were with my Mistah J so why ruin things with reality. Aweful, sickining, boring as hell reality.

Things I Love

My Puddin'

Thinking about my Puddin'

Fantasizing about my Puddin'

Things I Hate

Anyone who gets in the way of me and Mistah J

True I behave like any other girl my age in public. (Wish I didn't have to) Sadly, I am a brunette, not a blonde. As much as I would love to dye my hair blonde I can't exactally do that with good explanation now can I? I know what 70% of you are thinking. "Your too young for all this! Your crazy! You need a life!" Blah Blah Blah. Who really cares though? I have a life. Up here *points to head*

Now you can see why people call me insane. BUT I DONT CARE CAUSE I LOVE MISTAH J AND HE LOVES ME! Does that make me insane? Maybe. I envy any girl who was naturally born into the name "Harley". I know so people put on this act like "Omg yeah Harley is cool I wish I was her!" but dont really mean it. I mean it when I say I really wish I could be Harley with my Puddin' by my side.

Also, I never ever ever think about my Puddin' as *ahem* (Reality for a sec) Heath Ledger. Good actor, but that's all he is, an actor. (Back to Fantasy Land!) My sweetheart looks like this in my head.

I REALLY LOVE SMUT. Yeah I said it. It's sexy,it's hot,and again, better than any reality could be. Who's with me? I don't write a whole lot because I have to be in the right mood. If I write in the wrong mood the end product is an aweful fanfic and who wants that? (Especially an aweful smutty fanfic)

Sooo Recap,

I Love The Joker

Call Me Harley

I hate reality

I live in my own dark, psychotic, demented little fantasy world. Enter with extreme caution.

Feel free to review anything I write. Good or bad, it all helps. Buh Bye Now!

-Harley