[this used to contain an introduction about me that I wrote when I was 11 and nobody wants to remember that]

Drink coffee. Do stupid things faster with more energy! - Anonymous

Stealing, of course, is a crime, and a very impolite thing to do. But like most impolite things, it is excusable under certain circumstances. Stealing is not excusable if, for instance, your in a museum and you decide that a certain painting would look better in your house and you simply grab the painting and take it there. But if you were very, very hungry and you had no way of gaining money, it might be excusable to grab the painting, take it to your house and eat it. - Lemony Snicket

Forget love. I wanna fall in CHOCOLATE!-Anonymous

If you are allergic to something it's best not to put that something in your mouth espesially cats - Lemony Snicket

When all else fails, find the Dam snack bar!- Percy Jackson

“There are worlds out there where the skies are burning, where the seas asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke, and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice...and somewhere else the tea is getting cold.-Doctor Who

When listening at someone else's door, always have an excuse prepared so that when they fling the door open to glare at you, you will have something reasonable to say. - Lemony Snicket

It's not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.-Pierre Beaumarchais

Time marches on and sooner or later you realise its marching across you face - Somebody

Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. - Mark Twain

Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left - Somebody

Everyone's a little weird, and life is a little weird. When we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them, fall into mutual weirdness and call it love. -Dr. Seuss

Evil will always triumph over good... because good is dumb - Somebody

You can't just beat a team, you have to leave a lasting impression in their minds so that they never want to see you again-Mia Hamm

Never go to bed mad. Stay up all night and plot horrible revenge. - Anonymous

Leave the the gun, take the canoli - Somebody

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a random laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste into your profile.

If you think it is important to do spontaneous acts of randomness at least 5 times a day in order to maintain a healthy level of insanity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are random, and darn proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile. Cruelty to animals is... well, cruel.

If you get distracted by shiny objects during your many failed attempts to conquer the world using only pickles and sudoku, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Um, I hope this is true for anyone who is reading this. If not... welcome zombies!)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP (or strangle in my case) someone, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile: Rainstorm007, Squirrelflightlover, TeddyLuver, Channy4EverAndEver, BOOKSAREAWESOME-MAXWOLF, Inkmad567, Skerridge

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe),QuickCookie, xx . mari . xx,Slythindor Hybrid, fanfreak121,BOOKSAREAWESOME-MAXWOLF, Inkmad567, Skerridge

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! Being random rocks!(but seriously milk tastes gooooood.

If you like cookies, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate to forget,

if losing the past is one of the worst things,

post this on your profile.

Remember those who have past,

or have died to save the future,

remember them and for them all,

help save this world and make it a better place,

without war or violence, pain or suffering,

where ALL of life, human,plant and animals, live happily, without the harsh things of now,

we are trapped, we are still barbarians until the pain has stopped.

(Deep.)

I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

95% of teens would cry if they saw the Miley Cyrus The Highschool Musical cast the Jonas Brothers Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5% that would get some popcorn, a nice seat and a camera, than start chanting "Do a backfilp!!" or "Do a trick!"

Hogwarts Rules

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip off it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

To all the people who died in the Harry Potter books fighting for a cause they believed in... may you rest in peace.

In Remembrance

…In Remembrance of Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance of Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance of Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance of Remus Lupin….

...the last real Marauder...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….but also an incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance of Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and will probably hex for calling her Nymphadora...

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…whose motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of kids too...

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort…

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his butt thoroughly kicked in the end...

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing...

...In Remembrance of Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!...

...She deserved everything she got and more...

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

besides stalking Harry...

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry's actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring...

...like countless others who also died in defence of Harry, Hogwarts, and what they knew was right...

...In Remembrance to Sirius Black...

...Who never got to walk free...

...Who had to live with a crazy house elf and screaming portrait for a year...

...And who had to get killed by a curtain

Did you know...

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

A day without sunshine is...night.

I'm not afriad of Death. What's he going to do, kill me?

Advice is what we ask for when we already have the answer but wish we didn't.

If it wasn't for physics and the law, hell, I'd be unstoppable.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why people appear bright until you hear them speak.

In order to get to heaven, you have to make a little hell.

And now I am going to make a few statments about friends...

1) Friends ask you why your crying. Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

2) A best friend is someone you can call in the middle of the night; and tell them you killed someone and they would say "where should we hide the body?".

3) If you're wondering how much you're friends care about you fake your own death.

And now a little poem about enemys...

I see your face, (:

Every time I'm dreaming, o: zzzzzz

That's why I always,

wake up screaming! D:

So thats my profile I don't really know how to finish this of so I'm just going to do this :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)-that was random... I just really like smiley faces... anyway that was my profile! :} ;] ;} Sorry I just couldn't resist.

Ok first of all... thanks for actually not just stopping halfway through profile. And second... and second... WELL STOP READING MY PROFILE AND START READING THE GLORIOUS FANFICTIONS OF THIS WEBSITE!!! Go on shooh! Be gone with you!