Names I go by:loser, douche, smartass, and beans(it's a long story),

acievements: been ranked 1st most unlikable from four out of five people in my house. Highest classes among my friends. Lowest grades among my friends. Otaku. I have never worn spandex or gotten into a fist fight. Virgin

Age: Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 Was a registered 6 offender

You get a math joke. Now scroll down.

Intelligence: purple

Sex: Not now, honey.

Sexuality: asexual.

Likes: The teacher that is giving a boring lecture, knows it's a boring lecture, sees you sleeping in the front row, and let's you get away with it.

Dislikes: Harry Potter erotica. Dumblewhore is overrated.

Dreams: It involves making money.

Goals: Please read the above statement

I'll probably only be active during breaks and summer, cuz' school sucks and stuff.

edit: April 5th.

well, summers almost here. Remember that thing I was doing. Great. Me neither. Anyway, I might do stuff now, so get ready to be shined so hard that you'll be seeing westballz.