One life,

One chance,

One choice,

Two paths,

Which will you choose?

Anyways, hey there! Welcome to...Whatever this is. I am xXLaurenTaiXx, nice to meet you. I enjoy many things, but as long as I'm in the mood. I tend to smile, often if not most of the time. If I cannot make you laugh, then I have failed my job of being a good person. Ha ha, just kidding but I will feel very disappointed that you do not laugh at my hilarious jokes (which mostly make fun of me, what is not to like about that!)

In my writing, I do not usually proofread it so there will be errors! As I am usually a grammar freak, most of the stories will be in correct spelling and grammar. If you wonder why I only use disclaimers instead of A/N (Author's note) it is mainly because; I had no idea what that was in the first place and A/N's seem like you are expecting the person to read it, but disclaimers are more of a please read but if you do not, that is fine. Also, if you had not already realized, I do not (sadly) own anything! Darn I wish I did, I would have millions (of fans, and here you thought I meant money)!

If you do get bored of my kiddy books/short stories or what not, go check out xxxBloodRedxxx and HeavenlyRejection! They are my best friends, so...Yeah. My cousin(s) are NSquared123 (If they have created the account, that is), Celegra123, and I have a joint account by the name of 50pointsELK. If that is not good enough, just go check out anyone else. My writing type is very...Kid-ish as I am not very matured in my writing style quite yet. Hope you like the below stories, and if not, oh well go read something else not my problem.

November Attributes: Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking (more like sharp tongued, do not worry, I insult everyone). Dynamic in personality. Fine and strong clairvoyance (the supposed faculty of perceiving things or events in the future or beyond normal sensory contact, I tend to have deja vu a ton). Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. Determined. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Deep love and emotions. Uncertain in relationships (red flag right here, I am in no ways a romancer). High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets.

About me, in more detail:

Gender: Female, obviously.

Age: Ah ah, not so fast.

Birthday: November 16th.

Do you like your name: My username, of course! My real name? Yeah, it is special because my parents named me after where they met (My middle name... Say they met in England, wouldn't that be awkward? Like, "Hi I'm England, nice to meet you." 'You're name is England?' "Yeah, but I swear I'm not British nor England as in the nation!" 'Shame.')

Habits: Playing too often on my laptop, my parents think it's the reason I'm failing school. I...Tend to make faces in the mirror as I think to myself. I talk, laugh, scream, loudly during films (What can I say? I like to be the commentary, plus it keeps me from falling asleep during boring films or less frightened during scary ones.)

Silly quirks: I sound Canadian! (Apparently) I can mimic most accents, and voices. My eyes can turn gold, in certain lights. I smile, skip, prance, dance through the corridors. I use slang words (Tosser, hoser, wanker, idioita, git, arse, etc.)

Stupid moments: When I'm with my friends. I may seem, hence may, like a very shy or uptight person...I'm not, I'm actually very, very, very, very, crazy. My humor, usually has people questioning my sanity (I question it too) and if I'm a pervert (I'm not.)

Best moments: Spending time immersed in my brain...I m-mean, spending time with my friends!

Embarrassing events: Cringe fests, I have these daily. The most embarrassing would have to be...Okay so this was two years ago. I was reading a book that was more for adults, but I love reading so...Anyway, so I was in a group working on this brain teasing packet. The question was about these two girls that were born on the same day, but weren't twins. And I said...Oh god...I said sperm farm. The answer was; They were triplets, and the third was a boy.

Things that make you smile: My friends, reading reviews (I get scared when I see one, but usually they are good), writing, family.

Things you should do: Homework, continue or make more fanfics...Sorry, get off my lazy arse, think instead of act.

Things you do do: Sit on my arse, lay around all day, play video games, shake off my imagination because it runs wild.

Best traits: I am not fake nice and I don't judge on first glance (If I am judging someone on first glance, it is because they act too much like me.)

Worst traits: I am very very very annoying to my friends and I love everyone.

Favorite weapon: Cleaver. I will get two, one for idiots and one for my enemies.

What are you doing during this: Well, listening to music and smelling my mother's cooking. And I just heard a commercial about hmmm and stuff...Um...I checked what it was and it was hmmm hmmm Valentine. (Feel free to try and fill in the blanks.)

Favorite season: Winter, I love white.

Favorite song: This changes a lot but, currently it is; Closer, Faster by Against The Current

Favorite holiday: Valentine's Day, just because I get to be alone whilst most people go out and doing some lovely stuff.

Funniest thing about you: My humor, obviously.

Favorite (Serious) quote: "In the end, we will not remember the words of our enemy but the silence of our friends." -Doctor Martin Luther King Junior.

Favorite (Funny) quotes: This changes a lot, but right now they are (This one is a bit morbid, sorry);"Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started to do the same at funerals." - Unknown (I didn't click the link) And; "Sorry I can't today my sister's friend's mother's grandpa's brother's grandson's uncle's fish died, and yes, it was tragic." -Unknown (Again, didn't click the link.)

Favorite quote that my brilliant mind came up with: I forgot my favorite one because I lost where I had written it but this is my second favorite; For every tear you waste, every minute you sit in sadness, another opportunity has just passed you by.

Things you like: Animals, cute things, people who try and understand me despite how crazy I am, quotes, poetry, writing, family, clothes, colors, books, fanfiction, living, supernatural (Not the tv show, I have been scarred ever since), computers, video games, drawing, being me, the taste of blood, laziness, crazy people who are more crazy than me, music, dancing with friends, flirting with my best friends (Just for fun, don't mean it.)

Things you dislike: Violence, scary things, the dark, amusement parks, bodies of water you can swim in, swimming, candy, school (Seriously, why can't we just study to do what we want? Who needs math when you could be a writer one day?)

Best moment of your life: I don't remember the exact date, but it would have to be the day I met my cousin/closest friend. I love my best friend, but my cousin and I are like twins.

How you get your inspiration to write: Books, other fanfictions, emotions, and music.

I'll end it there. R.E.A.D; Read Each Addition Disclaimer (I just came up with that, go me!)

Also, I have been revoked from my laptop during the week 'cause I have school to immerse myself in. I will try on the weekends, but I am lazy and working on some off site stories because I think my ideas aren't half bad and people think I'm pretty good (I'm not, but I think people might like my imagination...Which isn't much because, seriously, every idea has pretty much already been named.) I do have some on site stories(They are all originals, and if they do sound like something else...They are from my brain, so y'never know.) at this website; Feel free to check it out.