YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN:

1) You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

2) You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

3) You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

4) You know which pages the good parts are on.

5) You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

6) You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

7) You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

8) You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Poseidon, yeah)

9) You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

10) You have a plan to get out of school early on October 12 so you can buy The Last Hero, read it, and still have time to do your homework.(And then have time to finish it that day.)

11) You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.(totally!)

12) You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

13) You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

14) You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

15) Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. (Sadly yes)

16) You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

17) You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

18) The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJATO?”

19) On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

20) You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

21) You dream about PJO every night.

23) You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

29) At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

30) You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(totally)

31) For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood(wanted to do that)

35) Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

36) You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes

37) You have an instant crush on Leo. (I know it said Percy first, but Leo is so much cooler)

38) You just have to research more about greek mythology.

39) You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT

40) You yell at Percy for being such an idiot some times.

41) You are always thinking of PJO

42) You carry a ball point pen around with you everywhere. (Well, yeah, I'm a writer!)

43) Flame on! is your new catch prase (Flame On! Booyah!)

I'm a Leo Lover! Leo Valdez is my favorite Rick Riordan character, ever! Leo is so cute (i think) I write about him constantly.

You have to love all those useless copy and paste thingymabobbers:

Haikus are random

They never make any sense

Refrigerator

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy whenever Im at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remembe Rachel whenever a limo passes my car.

I promise to remember Hazel

Whenever I see something gold

I promise to remember Frank

Whenever I see a boy with a lady who is old

I promise to remember Octavian

Whenever I see a teddy bear

I promise to remember Reyna

Whenever I see someone who is always fair

I promise to remember Jason

Whenever I see someone on a missing list

I promise to remember Leo

Whenever I'm aboard a ship

I promise to remember Piper

Whenever I see a dove

I promise to remember Percabeth

Whenever I'm in love

I promise to remember The Stoll Brothers

when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember Beckendorf

whenever I see someone working with metal.

I promise to remember Silena

whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Michael Yew

whenever I see a smile that gleams.

I promise to remember Briares

whenever I see someone playing hand games.

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth

whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos

whenever I see someone go against the odds.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?

Answer: Firework beach

2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?

Answer: Leo

3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?

Answer: Annabeth

4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?

Answer: Octavian, Ares and Khione

5. Your Favorite PJatO book?

Answer: Mark of Athena

6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?

Answer: LEO

7. Favorite God or Goddess?

Answer: Puh-seidon

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?

Answer: Grab Riptide and run for dear life

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

Answer: Leo,My boyfriend

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

Answer: Leo. (Don't worry...he'll just build us a boat! Plus he's my boyfriend)

11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

Answer: ...

12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?

Answer: ALLLLLLL!!!

13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??

Answer: WAZZZZUPPPP!!!

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

Answer: EAT ICE CREAM WHILE BEING CHASED BY MONSTERS

15. Favorite PJatO Quote?

Answer: "FLAME ON!" (Of course!)

16. Favorite Percy Moment?

Answer: When he finally got actually kissed by Annabeth (in The Last Olympian) It was a long time coming, but wasn't all that interesting, i liked the part when they got thrown in the lake!

17. Favorite Nico Moment?

Answer: With Great Power comes the great need to take a nap, wake me up later."

18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?

Answer: He grinned."You're doing well with those new cabins, by the way. I suppose this means I can claim all those other sons and daughters of mine and send you some siblings next summer"- Poseidon to Percy, The Last Olympians

19. Favorite Grover Moment?

My Answer: When he groans about food

20. Favorite Random Moment?

My Answer: Rachel throws a blue hair brush at Kronos

1) Percabeth or Prachel? PERCABETH!!

2) Favorite guy character? Same as last time, Leo!

3) Favorite girl character? Silena

4) Favorite god? POSEIDON

5) Favorite goddess? ATHENA

6) Zeus, Poseidon, or Hades? POSEIDON

7) Is Luke hot? YES!! (too bad he died)

8) Would you join the hunters? No, One reason, LEO!!!

9) Archery or sword fighting? Sword fighting depends on the situation

10) Iris Messaging or Hermes Express? Iris Messaging

11) Favorite minor god/goddess?

12) Favorite book? Mark of Athena 13) Least favorite? The Titan's Curse. Bianca di Angelo died :(

14) Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? Year round!

15) Favorite couple? ALL

16) Are you a demigod? Totally. (Not in real life, I'm not stupid or anything)

17) Who would be your parent? POSEIDON

18) Favorite minor character? Conor and Travis

19) Ethan or Luke? LUKE

20) Favorite monsters? HELL HOUNDS

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you *%!"Rock beats paper. Always. But since we live in a world where Paper may beat rock, use Cannonball; it makes a big hole in paper.

Annabeth : It's hard to believe you can teleport using a stick.

Hermione : This isn't a stick. It's a wand. You're the one to say. A cap that makes you disappear?

Annabeth : It's simple physics. Now tell me what is the science on the splitting of souls.

Hermione : Only after you explain to me the lack of DNA in all of you people.

Annabeth : After you explain how to make things float with words and a wand.

Hermione : After you explain how a watch can become a giant shield.

Annabeth : ...

Hermione : ...

Annabeth : Well, at least our boyfriends don't sparkle.

Hermione : Right!

Bella : HEY!

(copy from lilmonkey13)