Hi! I'm Pants! You can call me whatever the hell you want, Pan, Pantsu, have fun. I'm a teenager, and currently live on the East Coast of the good ol U-S-of-As. But anyway, I plan on releasing many anime/manga fanfictions, primarily D. Gray-Man. Hetalia too, probably. But I also watch and like:

Soul Eater

Ouran Highschool Host Club

Uta No Prince Sama

Hetalia

Black Butler

Pandora Hearts (Manga only)

and there are many others. I do enjoy books and TV shows such as

Doctor Who

Harry Potter

Sherlock

Alice In Wonderland

Merlin

Warehouse 13

EUReKA

All of my anime fanfics will probably be yaoi, and maybe even the others! - Yaoi is awesome. Now, my favorite pairings are:

Laven (LaviXAllen)

Lamui (KomuiXLavi)

Lucky (TykiXLavi)

Debitto X Lavi

JasDevi X Lavi

(sensing a theme with Lavi?)

Poker Pair (AllenXTyki)

X Reader stories

I really have only read/written DGM stories before, so just give me some time and I'll branch out into other fandoms.

Warning about my writing: if you think that I'm a sweet person, don't get me wrong, its one the many faces I wear, but normally I'm a perverted tom boy. So, any foul language or pervertedness, its the characters fault, not mine. If you guys have any questions, pertaining to my stories or myself.

Right now I am working on a chain of stories for a blog called DirtyHetaliaConfessions on Tumblr. People who follow it are allowed to request any of the confessions on their blog, and I'l happily try my best to write them. I think that a lot of them will be smut, but I'll try my hardest regardless. And I shall post the picture of the confession for the cover of my story! My personal Tumblr is at the bottom of the description, if anyone would like it. :3

30 things to do when u catch Hikaru and Kaoru in the middle of one of their make out sessions:

1.Take out your cell phone and take pictures to keep for yourself

2.Take out your cell phone and take pictures to send to your friends, and Kyoya to put on the host club website

3.Squeal until your lungs give out

4.Faint

5.Remain silently staring at them wide eyed until they finally notice you

6.Get out a sound recorder; press record

7.Take one of their discarded shirts and run off with it as your souvenir

8.Once they've both gone nude, take all their clothes and all the clothes from their closet; replace them with girl's clothing

9.Kneel next to them on the floor near their bed and whisper "Intimate"

10.Play "Toxic" on a music player

11.Hand Hikaru a pair of handcuffs and whisper "You're welcome"

12.Walk up to them and say "A piece of advice: Kaoru shouldn't moan so loud. It'll wake the neighbors"

13.Stare for a second then say "Vaseline would work better" walk out

14.Attempt to fall asleep on their bed next to them

15.Paint them, (whether you paint a picture of them or paint ON them is up to you)

16.Start debating to yourself whether this is going to become an M rated image

17.Go on the computer and try to find an appropriate emoticon for the faces they're making

18.Notice the way each of their hair is parted and walk out grumbling "And here I thought Kaoru was the uke. Boy I was wrong."

19.Try and convince your friends that you're actually watching this over the phone

20.Video tape it for you tube

21.Watch until they've finally broken apart then hop onto the bed yelling "My turn!"

22.Watch them until they see you and ask what you're doing, before they're done asking interrupt and say "Thanks. I was bored." and walk out.

23.Ask: "Is it hot in here?"

24.Start counting how many other fan girls would kill to be in your position

25.When they start moaning each other's names say: "He's right there! Can you see all right?"

26.Chant: "Come on Hikaru! Go for the neck! The neck!"

27.Grab a pair of pom-poms and cheer: "The twins are red hot! The twins are red hot! The twins are R-E-D H-O-T!!"

28.Get in a maids outfit and walk in asking: "Do you need anything? Tea? Water? A collar and leash?"

29.Get a professional's camera and start taking pictures yelling, "That's it! Yes! Hikaru stick your tongue in! There! Perfect!"

30.Pop popcorn

If you have either thoroughly enjoyed or fainted reading this list, feel free to copy it into your profile! _

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!

Why We Don't Care

The world is a playground

Fit to try a new game

No matter how different, opposed, or insane

It’s meant for two lovers

Who share a similar look

Who smile and are devilish

Who don’t play by the book

Disgusted and fearful

Society will cover their eyes

Conflicting and fighting

The boys don’t seem surprised

What’s it matter if kin

Are lovers and brothers

Really it doesn’t

If they care immensely for one another

Instead of shunning the strange

Welcome it with an open mind

On this planet so different

Twincest you’re bound to find.

This was made by leshamarieinuyasha!! If you support the Hitachiin Brothers and Twincest paste this up on your profile as Why We Don't Care.

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Happy Readings!

Oh, and if you want it, my Tumblr is also doodlesofpoodleseatingnoodles :3