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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Hello people of U.S.A. ,Europe,and every other place!okay fine Lord Zeus...sheesh! Plus Olympus. I am a HP and PJO fan girl!I will only be doing PJO and HP stories and some HP and PJO cross-overs! My stories will be pretty cool...maybe.I'm not a very good story writer...


95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Beiber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. 5% would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP".

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are that 5%

I promise to remember Harry

When someone grows up with no love

I promise to remember Ron

When someone is jealous

I promise to remember Hermione

When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years

I promise to remember James and Lily

when someone dies before their time

I promise to remember Dumbledore

At the thought of the greater good

I promise to "Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good"

for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course

I promise to remember Moony

And fight for human rights

I promise to remember Snape

When My heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Narcissa

When I'd do anything for family

I promise to remember Dora Tonks

When someone is hyper

I promise to remember Hedwig,

who lived and died soaring

I promise to remember Percy

When ambition gets the best of me

I promise to be careful

For Moody's sake, of course

I promise to remember Hagrid

When one is wrongly blamed

I promise to remember Neville

when I stand up for what is right

I promise to remember the Marauders

When a friend says "Call me and I'll be there."

In Remembrance...

…In remembrance of Fred Weasley

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his identical brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

...In remembrance of Dobby...

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In remembrance of Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauder...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a totally awesome werewolf.

….In remembrance of Nymphadora Tonks

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his bottom thoroughly kicked in the end.

…In remembrance of Albus Dumbledore

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In remembrance of Bellatrix Lestrange

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra...

...she deserved everything she got and more.

…In remembrance of Colin Creevey

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In remembrance of Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In remembrance of Hedwig

...Harry’s actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

...In remembrance of Sirius Black...

...who always said...

...that spending time with his family just might kill him...

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Could You Prove That Statement In Court?
You dare question my obsesion?of course i could!

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?
Yeah.

What’s Hermione’s?
Jean

What’s Ron’s?
Bilius

What’s Harry’s?
James.

What’s Ginny’s?
Molly

Have You Seen All The Movies?
YES I HAVE!!!!!!

Read All The Books?
OF COURSE I HAVE 16 TIMES EACH!!!!!!!! YOU QUESTION ME? CHALLENGE ME THEN!

What Do You Think Of JKR?
Shes my hero she was the one who got me into books and now i have read all of Harry Potter i cant find another book i enjoy to match the enjoyment of Harry Potter :'(

Her name was Auroura

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend

was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly crys

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking,

" God, why? Why is

My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrusted the blade

Right in her chest,

" You deserve to die

You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO UR PROFILE IF YOU R NOT LIKING CHILD ABUSE AND WANT IT TO STOP!

This is all from Fizzingwizbe's profile.go there!


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My name is Tiffany, I am three, My eyes are swollen,I cannot see, I must be stupid,I must be bad, What else could have made my dad so mad?

I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly,Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong, I can't speek at all or else I'm locked up, all day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone the house is all dark, my folk arent at home when my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice, so maybe I'll just get, one whipping tonight.

I just heard a car, my daddy is back from Charlie's bar.

I press my self againts the wall.

I try to hide, from his evil eyes, I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping, calls me ugly words he says its my fault he suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me and yells at more, I finally get free and run to the door.

He's already locked it, and I start to bawl, he takes me and throws me against the hard wall I fall to the floor, with my bones nearly broken and my daddy continues, with more bad words spoken, "I'm sorry!", I scream, but its now much to late his face has been twisted, into an unimaginable shape the hurt and the pain, again and again O please God have mercy, O please let it end!

And he finnaly stops, and heads for the door, while I lay there motionles. Brawled on the floor.

My name is Tiffany I am three, and tonight my daddy murdered me.

If you read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgivness because you would have to be one heartless person, to not be affected by this Poem, and because you are affected do something about it! So all I'll ask you to do, is pass it on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack!

Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy

I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you",

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only

black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"

"When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

"When I'm cold I'm black,"

"When I die I'll be black,"

"But you sir..."

"When you're born, your pink,"

"When you grow up, you're white,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go in the sun, you turn red,"

"When you're cold, you turn blue,"

"And when you die, you turn purple,"

"And yet you have the nerve to call me a colored."

The black man then sat and the white man walked away...

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I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart

Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Post this if you know or are related to someone who was killed at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry when it was under siege by Death Eaters in The Second Wizarding War. Over 50 witches and wizards died in this attack. 93% of wizards won't repost this, but will you be part of that magical 7% that will? Repost to show your support of Dumbledore's Army

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Uchiha-Aki-chou, MaybelleTheRAWRDragon, Chutneyispower (Damn right!), Dark Flame Pheonix (guilty as charged), XxXSand-Jounin-TemariXxX (What better way to spend your day?), Awaii, Luna2986(Done that 5-10 times XD)Kyoko Izumi, Anthurak The Chaos Lord (ALL HAIL FANDOM!), Inugo Kurosaki (Fanfiction.net RULES, IT KICKS ASS!!), SplitToInfinity (all hail fandom, indeed!) MyMusesSpeakToMe (Wait! Theres another way to spend all time OTHER than fanfiction?? 0.o), BuzzCat (Woah. There are other things to life besides fanfiction and chocolate?! O.o That's... new.) Voldie's Fav Death Eater (What are you talking about, their is no other way to spend your time, besides reading Harry Potter;), DestinedForGreatness (Are you guys serious? There is a world outside this website???),IwannabeAnnabeth(There is a world besides my computer world???),

The Girl you just called fat? She has been starving herself & has lost over 30lbs.

The Boy you just called stupid? He has a learning disability & studies over 4hrs a night.

The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.

The Boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.

There's more to people than you think. Repost this if you are against bullying.

5. Have ever wondered what it would be like to be a member of the opposite gender?

Why would I care? Girls are obviously way superior to boys. We ACT weak so we can get the boys to do stuff for us. THEY DON'T EVEN NOTICE!! MWAHAHAHAH!

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You can only type ONE word! Not as easy as you might think - now, copy or forward, change the answers to suit you and pass it on. It's really hard to only use one word answers. You can only type one word.

1. Where is your telephone?Kitchen

2. Where is your significant other?What?

3. Your hair?Blonde

4. Your mother?Nice

6. Your favorite thing?Water

7. Your dream last night?boys

8. Your iPod?Dead

9. Your dream/goal?trainer

10. The room you're in?empty

11. You hate?birds

12. Your fear?spiders

13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? alive

14. Where were you last night? home

15. What you're not? zombie

16. Muffins?none

17. One of your wish list items?money

18. Where you grew up?Virginia

19. The last thing you did?type

20. What are you wearing?PJs

21. Your TV?on

22. Your pet(s)?asleep

23. Your computer?on!

24. Your life?ok

25. Your mood? hyper

26. Missing someone? yeah.

27. Your car? none

28. Something you're not wearing?glasses

29. Your summer? AWESOME!!!

30. Your eyes? blue

31. Love someone?maybe...

32. Your favorite color? purple

33. When is the last time you laughed?today

34. Last time you cried?today

35. Who will repaste this?people

Hair Color
] Brown - $100
[x] Blondie - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
] Other-$75

Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $20
] Green - $75
[x] Blue $150
[ ] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15

Height:
[ ] Over 7' - $200
[ ] 6'8? to 7' -$175
[ ] 6'0? to 6'7? - $150
[ ] 5'5? to 5'11? - $75
[x ] 5'4? to 5'10? - $85
] Under 5'4 - $27

Age:

[ ] 50 to 56 -$175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 -$100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 -$25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
] Second born - $150
] Middle child - $100
[x] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215

Drink?
] I did like twice - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $600

Vision?
[ ] perfect vision $400
[x] need or have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
] Glasses $50
[ ] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[ ] 7 to 10 - $500
[x] Under 7- $450

Favorite Colors:
] Green-$750
] Red - $600
] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[x] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[x] Nope - $1000
[ ] some- $750

My price- $3260 oh yes,I'm worth almost $3300,I WIN!!

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book. (teehehe)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (like, um, magic powers)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.

Your idol is a character from a book

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! (Well, not in those words exactly)

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers/skills

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down (politely)

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy
whenever Im at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remembe Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.

yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells

xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

Hula

The New Ace of Spies

7Cerberus7

Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor

AthenaPersephone14

Laserfire

JBaddict1234

SeaweedGirl1

TheJazzyDolphin

MindBender 10

April Mayz

MirandaTheWaterGirl

DestinedForGreatness/Darcy

IwannabeAnnabeth

My name is JORDAN

J-is really sweet

O-has one of the best personalities ever

R-good boyfriend or girlfriend

D-makes people laugh

A-hot

N-can kick the_out of you

A: hot
B: loves people
C: good kisser
D: makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: people wild and crazy adore you
G: very outgoing
H: easy to fall in love with
I: loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: makes dating fun
N: can kick the _ out of you
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: a hypocrite
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is very sexual
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: is loved by everyone
Z: can be funny and dumb at times

1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?

My Answer:beach

2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?

My Answer:Nico

3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?

My Answer: EVERYONE besides Clarisse

4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?

My Answer:Clarisse

5. Your Favorite PJatO book?

My Answer: All of them!

6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?

My Answer:Thalia

7. Favorite God or Goddess?

My Answer:Poseidon(he's my dad!)or Athena

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?

My Answer: HEY, HEY PERCY! GUESS WHAT? Hi.

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

My Answer: Rachel

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

My Answer: Nico

11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

My Answer:WHAT!?that's gross!!I'M 10 AND A DEMI-GOD!!!!

12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?

My Answer: Percabeth!

13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??

My Answer: *pokes them* IT'S LIKE FACEBOOK IN REAL LIFE!!!

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

My Answer: Chillin with mah peeps

15. Favorite PJatO Quote?

My Answer: "Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!" ~Tyson

16. Favorite Percy Moment?

My Answer:When Percy scared Rachel

17. Favorite Nico Moment?

My Answer: ]Favorite moment? You mean every moment?

18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?

My Answer: Ares and Percy fighting

19. Favorite Grover Moment?

My Answer: Eating Cans. BAHHHH!

20. Favorite Random Moment?

My Answer: the dam thing in titans curse and when rachel hits kronos with a plastic hairbrush

20 Percy Jackson Questions

1) Percabeth or Prachel? Percabeth

2) Favorite guy character? Nico DI ANGELO

3) Favorite girl character? Rachel

4) Favorite god? Poseidon

5) Favorite goddess? Athena

6) Zeus, Posiedon, or Hades? Poseidon

7) Is Luke hot? ...YES!!too bad he went bad :(

8) Would you join the hunters? Swear off boys? I don't think so...

9) Archery or sword fighting? Archery!

10) Iris Messaging or Hermes Express? Iris Messsaging

11) Favorite minor god/goddess? Hectate!

12) Favorite book? Everyone!

13) Least favorite? Least Favorite? Gurrl, you crazy!

14) Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? YEAR ROUND

15) Favorite couple? Percabeth

16) Are you a demi-god? Totally,

17) Who would be your parent? First of all, you mean who is your parent. Answer: Poseidon

18) Favorite minor character? Silena

19) Ethan or Luke? Luke

20) Favorite monsters? YOUR MOM!! Haha, no. Medusa!

This is all from DestinedForGreatness' profile!


If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this on your profile
║╚╣║║╚╗If you like to laugh!
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Harry Potter made me realize... Real life is extremely boring

I agree with the Dictionary:

Girls before Guys

Partying before Studying

Friends before Love

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, CHICKEN, run RUN!!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through middle school/high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this on their profile!

Girl: Talk To Her!
Boy: I Don't Know. She Won't Ever Like Me.
Girl: Don't Say That. You're Amazing.
Boy: I Just Want Her To Know How I Feel.
Girl: Then Tell Her.
Boy: She Won't Like Me...
Girl: How Do You Know That?
Boy: I Can Just Tell.
Girl: Well Just Tell Her.
Boy: What Should I Say?
Girl: Tell Her How Much You Like Her!
Boy: I Tell Her That Daily.
Girl: What Do You Mean?
Boy: I'm Always With Her. I Love Her.
Girl: I Know How You Feel. I Have The Same Problem, But He'll
Never Like Me...
Boy: Wait. Who Do You Like?
Girl: Oh Some Boy.
Boy: Oh... She Won't Like Me Either
Girl: She Does.
Boy: How Do You Know..?
Girl: Because, Who Wouldn't Like You?
Boy: You.
Girl: You're Right, I Don't Like You, I Love You
Boy: I Love You Too.
Girl: So Are You Going To Talk To Her?
Boy: I Just Did

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

If you are totally and completely in love with Draco Malfoy and/or Tom Felton, post this on your profile.

GO TEAM DRACO!!!

You know you're a devoted Dramione shipper when:

1. You get pissed (at least a little) at any Hermione/other shipper. (Especially Hermione/Ron.)

2. When re-reading Deathly Hallows, you purposefully skip the Hermione/Ron kiss.

3. You think that every little curly-haired blonde kid is Draco and Hermione's child.

4. Even if a Dramione fic completely SUCKS, you respect them for trying anyway.

5. You admire all other enemy-to-couple ships out there because they are so much like Dramione.

6. You truly believe that Draco secretly enjoyed the punch Hermione gave him.

7. It makes your day when your favorite Dramione author posts another chapter and you get that update alert email.

8. You noticed that Dramione is the only cute HP couple name that isn't slash.

9. You FREAKED OUT when you found out that Emma Watson had a crush on Tom Felton. (Because we all know that's the closest we're getting to real-life Dramione.)

10. You found it funny when you realized that there are more Dramione fics than any other CANON couple. :) Ha

(\ _ /)
( o.o )

This is Bunny.

Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

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║(o)║ to REAL music.
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╔╦╦╦╗Post this
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╠╬╬╬╣On your page
╠╬╬╬╣if you are a
╚╩╩╩╝PJO or THG fan~!

BLONDE LOGIC

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..."duh"...bottles won't fit in typewriter!!

March - Got excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!

June - Tried to go water skiing...couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition...learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm...car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C"...isn't it??

October - Hate M & M's...they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December - Couldn't call 911..."duh"...there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!

What a year!

THIS IS MEAN!!!I'M A BLONDE AND I'M NOT DUMB!!!!!!!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

this is all from CherriLuvsMusic's profile!


Why PJO Kicks Edward Cullen's Sparkling Ass:

You say Vampires, I say DEMIGODS
You say Bella and Edward, I say PERCABETH
You say Edward, I say PERCY
You say Bella, I say ANNABETH
You say Forks, I say CAMP HALF-BLOOD
You say Alice, I say THALIA
You say Jasper, I say NICO
What I'm Saying is simple, really:

Percy. Jackson. FTW.

Let us see if you fall for this like I did:

You know you live in 2011 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Facebook

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

I TOTALLY fell for that!!

IDC What'cha Think 'Bout My Obsession With PJO and THO!

I don't bother what other people think of my obsession. It is THEIR loss. These are the best books I've ever read. If I am in college by the time the last book of the Heroes of Olympus series is released, I won't care. These books helped shape my life. I get better grades in Greek and Roman mythology now. I can automatically analyze someone for their goddly connection. My dreams tell me my future life. My BFF is weird, but you gotta love him/her. Loyal, and can cover up any mistake of a fight with a monster with the saying that I dropped my pencil. I have ADHD, but my parent(s) don't take me to the doctor because of the worrying fact that I'll be sent to a mental institute since I also have dyslexia, and can read ancient Greek. No example because I'm afraid monsters would come after me for disclosing this matter. But don't call me a liar, I know how to read it! I'm great at using what is considered 'out-of-date' weapons. Swords, javelins, bow and arrows, knives, you name it, I can use it. Gun too if you ask. I've been to Olympus before, the Underworld, the Labyrinth, Long Island Sound, Quebec, the Wolf House, and San Francisco (Mt. Tamapalis, too, but I didn't want to exaggerate). I've seen the legendary bronze dragon, played capture the flag (although one summer, Hermes and his children stole all the flags and didn't give them back until the last day; we had to use plastic balls), ran around the woods with archery equipment, shot a bulls-eye on a windy bridge, and seen the newly designed Olympus (did I already mention that?).

Really, PJO and THO FTW!!

List Of Epicness

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill a lot of people.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

God created man-THEN had a better idea!

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history

Your year book picture still haunts me.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

You're a speacial kind of stupid, aren't you?

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I like work. It fasinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

I DONT obsess! I think intensley...and like all the time

Jogging is a slow sprinting, Coach!

This is from akisok62646's profile!

I am the girl that gets lost in thought and runs into a pole.

I am the girl that fit in better at Irk, or any Animae or Mange, Pallet Town, City park zoo, or even Bikini Bottom, then at my school.

I am the weird girl who dresses like she does not care (and really does not care), and acts strange.

I am the girl who has never stayed up all night. I am the girl that blurts out random things, at the wrong time.

I am the girl that never watches things like American Idol.

I am the girl that wants a kindle, not a cell phone or music player.

I am the girl that asks you the same thing for seven days before remembering she already asked you that.

I am the girl that would rather talk about Pokemon, or Invader Zim, or POM, or animea and manga, then singers.

I am the girl that judges people by who they are, not by their looks.

I am the girl that enjoys being who I am.

I have a special power. I know that the people that like me, are the ones that can look inside a person.

I am proud to be "That one strange kid." Because I , am ME. Something nobody can copy.

Copy and paste if you are proud to be strange! And add your name to the list: Amy2421,IwannabeAnnabeth

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If you wish Zim could meet Dora, copy and paste this on your profile. CUZ YOU KNOW WHAT ZIM WOULD DO!

You know you watch too much Invader Zim when(underlined is true):

1. You have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.

2. You don't listen to politicians speeches anymore... you vote for the tallest one.

3. Martians existed. And you know exactly what happened to them.

4. You pass out meat on Valentine's day instead of candy.

5. You talk in third person. (Sometimes!)

6. You block up your chimney on Christmas because you fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.

7. The most terrifying image you can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.

8. You check your soap for bacon... just in case.

9. When you get a zit, you name it Postulio and insist that he has hypnotic powers.(LISTEN TO POSTULIO HE IS YOUR MASTER)

10. When a dog follows you, you're frightened that you're turning into bologna.

11. Chihuahuas are frightening creatures...

12. Tuna is worth NOTHING anymore.

13, Waffles are the best foods in the world. Period.

14. Being 'normal' is important beyond all else.

15. You've begun to wonder if your teacher can survive in the sun or not.

16. You've suspected that the nearby hot dog stand is controlled by aliens.

17. You wear a trench coat everywhere.

18. You don't eat proper meals anymore; only snacks. (It's all a snack to me!)

19. You've tried to convert your basement ito a secret base.

20. When someone calls you stupid, you respond with 'I'm not stupid. I'm ADVANCED'!

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1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82.Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

This is from Amy2521's profile!


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Hi. So Wranner Brothers said they'd make a Charlie Bone movie, but changed their minds. The Charlie Bone Books are unknown, the website is closing down, there's not much fanart or fanfiction. It's fading, which is very bad for me scene I spent alot of time reading them and like them alot. So I figured out a way to stop the 'fading'. I'll email Warner Brothers with a long list of people's username or real name(whatever one is pefered for your usage), then they'll think lots of people were desprate to see it, and make it so. If you're a Charlie Bone/Cotrk Fan please sign the following, or if you just want to please sign it as well-Thanks
Those Who Want a Charlie Bone Movie:
1. Bulldogsrock-Member of deviantart, CB fan
2.IheartNico2 or IwannabeAnnabeth or Juscallmeawriter-Member of deviantart,fanfiction.net,and fictionpress.com,CB fan

Please copy and paste this into yout journal or CB fan group, blog on another sites, etc. Please save the books.

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Invader Zim Saga by Irken Princess Kay reviews
The fate of the world falls on the shoulders of Dib, Zim, and a new character, Kay, as they face old and new enemies, out for destruction, revenge, and glory. Filled with action, drama, and love the characters all discover the value of working together to stop these forces threatening their existence, and meet plenty of new faces along the way.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 135,059 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Zim, Dib, Tak
Daughter of Poseidon by lollipop31398 reviews
What if Percy wasn't an only child? Brooke Melia Jackson is your typical girl and she's perfectly okay with that, but everything ordinary about her has finally shattered. Percabeth;Tratie; eventual Connor Stoll/OC
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,659 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
PERCYtoHARRY by Huff The Puff reviews
"The best things in life have been staring at you. Face on. For far too long" Join Percy, Annabeth, Grover and their new friend Tom as they meet the Golden Trio.Watch them as they go through Hogwarts, discover love, hobbies and a breath taking adventure
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,843 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Harry P., Percy J.
Testing Your Tolerance by CherriLuvsMusic reviews
To Draco, Hermione is a stuck-up know it all. To Hermione, Draco is an annoying ferret. Neither one can stand the other. But when they hold a bet that requires them to start dating, things will end in disaster. Or will they? Read and Review! Complete! First fic, quite OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 52,328 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Secrets by H2se reviews
Her whole life was base on a secret.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,086 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Hermione G., Nico A.
The Doctor and The Doo by Kyletra reviews
Ditzy has become a fan of the old Doctor Whooves show, just in time to be informed they are going to begin casting for a revival of the series!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,597 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Dr. Whooves
Desperate Scene by S.N. Rainsworth reviews
One unaccounted for soul sure gives Nico a hell of a lot of trouble. / After TLO, during OotP. No Heroes of Olympus.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,611 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 11/5/2011
Two Kings, Two Queens and a Guardian by Xx Elemental Angel xX reviews
A girl hit by a car and four siblings destined for thrones meet each other in Narnia before the Battle of Beruna. They learn new skills and make new friends, but with an upcoming war that decides Narnia's fate, anything can happen. In Narnia, nothing is ever impossible...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,853 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Dear Twilight, by Fanfiction Love 2006 reviews
A series of letters to Twilight from fans of Harry Potter. Feel free to review your own for input. Spin off from my "Sincerely, The Readers and Writers of Fanfiction." Rated for possible language and concepts. Let's be open minded haters, shall we?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 60 - Words: 6,436 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
On a Cross and Arrow by Terrichance reviews
Twilight and her friends are transported during a botched spell, across dimensions to... Ponyville, Equestria? But not the same one. In a library across town, six stallions join their forces as they try uncover the appearance of their filly look-alikes!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,836 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Complete
Dear World, Sincerely Harry and Percy by Lord Voldemort XIV reviews
The HP and PJO characters find Fanfiction, a site in which they find their lives completely ruined by mortal muggles. They decide to read a few of them and write strongly worded letters in response. Discontinued for good.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 6,635 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Harry P., Percy J. - Complete
Harry Potter: Dear Blank, Sincerely Blank by HufflepuffIrisJoyce10 reviews
Warning: This antagonizes Twilight. So, if you like Twilight, then I suggest you don't read this
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Complete
100 ways to Annoy Edward Cullen! by Amy2421 reviews
I was REALLY bored when I made this. But it made my sister laugh, so take a look!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Edward - Complete
Lost daughter of the sea by HarryPotterfan2334 reviews
Hermione always knew she was different but she didn't knew how different she was from her family. Her being a child of Poseidon explained a lot of things such as why she loved being in the water and her being able to talk to horses. Well not everything.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,259 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Hermione G., Nico A.
Aphrodite's Summer Plans by dnapolymerase314 reviews
It's summer and the Hunters are in town. Unfortunately for Nico and Thalia, so is Aphrodite. But maybe it's not always Aphrodite's fault that they keep 'accidently' meeting. Rated T just in case
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,094 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Thalia G., Nico A. - Complete
You Belong With Me, Draco Malfoy by CherriLuvsMusic reviews
Hermione and Draco have been best friends since they were little. Hermione loves Draco, but he doesn't see it. Will she ever tell him? Read and Review! Not based on Taylor Swift's "You Belong With Me" music video!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,951 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lost Child of Pan by Argentum Lingua reviews
Hermione always had her suspicions about her parentage. Now, in America, she gets her answers after the Second War.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,355 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Hermione G., Percy J.
The Love of an Olympian by TheOtherMaidOfTarth reviews
It had happened to Hermes. It had even happened to Hades. But for Apollo - falling in love was an impossible concept. But one fateful winter's eve...he does. Goddess!Luna/Apollo
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,867 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Luna L., Apollo - Complete
The Life and Times of Nico di Angelo by the ghost king reviews
Nico di Angelo and Thalia Grace were like Romeo & Juliet; meant for each other, but forbidden. Despite years of secretly dating Nico, Thalia is forced into marriage with Luke. This is the story of Nico di Angelo, from his High School days, till his death
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,297 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Nico A., Thalia G.
Miss Hermione P Granger,Please reviews
You could say that Hermione was a normal witch.Well,you could say that,but,you will be proved wrong.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Hermione G., Nico A.