Alas, words fail me.

I have an appreciation for pineapples.

How can one not? They are the king of all fruits! ( I once met a guy whom proclaimed himself that, unrelated however)

Perhaps in the future, people will see the way and convert, worship these large, yellow idols. I mean, what can belief bring you that a pineapple can't?

Pineapples do not expect you to conform to undesirable ways of enforced religion.

If you say that your deity is real, if you give me no proof, then I ask only this.

If you say your god is real, not showing me what he does, then I tell you that my pineapple can be the same. Hundreds of people didn't die for it, women were not shunned and/or raped for it.

I'd rather follow a pineapple than your god.