VoodooWithATable
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Joined 11-15-04, id: 704966

Ello ello ello! Welcome one and all! Comd in and read my stories, their not great but they past the time. What more could you want? lol.

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Grrr...fine


My Biography-ish-thingy-ma-bob...meh,

Hi! My name is PolkaDotBanana. I'm a 14 year old animal-rights supporter, student (highschool), musician (flute, clarinet, piano (like, who doesn't play that), trombone, and percusionist), dancer (don't you say a word), horse rider, tennis player (not for real, duh! it's just a hobby) and a pet owner! I don't really like to follow the fashions,I like to make up my own!

My Favourite movies include Moulin Rouge, Robots, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Dogma, Interveiw with a Vampire, A Knight's Tale, Men in Black, Pirates of the Carribean, and Velvet Goldmine.

My Favourite actors are Johnny Depp, Heath Ledger, Liv Tyler, Viggo Mortenson, Sandra Bullock, Nicole Kidman, Danni Divito (sorry about my spelling) Jude Law, Brad Pitt, and Bruce Willis.

My Favourite Bands include Green Day, The Living End, Little Birdy, The Sleepy Jacksons, The Lemonheads, The Scissor Sisters, The Bloodhound gang, Queen, the Beatles, The Cure, and John Butler Trio.


Song in my head:

Why do you love me? By Garbage

I'm no barbie doll
I'm not your baby girl
I've done ugly things
AndI have made mistakes
AndI am not as pretty as those girls in magazines
I am rotten to my core if they're to be believed

So what if I'm no baby burd hanging upon your every word
Nothing ever smells of roses that rises out of mud

Why do you love me?
Why do you love me?
Why do you love me?
You're driving me crazy!

Why do you love me?
Why do you love me?


ThingI would really like to eat right now: nothing
Music I'm listening to: Black betty, Spiderbait
Mood I'm in: High.

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The Tshirt incident: Retaliation & Escalation by Pika-la-Cynique reviews
Sequel to 'the T-shirt Incident' fic and the 'Jareth's Tshirt' pic. Goading the Goblin King into a twitching fury is the sort of dangerous idea that can get a girl into very, very hot water indeed... Utterly JxS. EDIT 11-08: PART DEUX begins at last!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,550 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 5/30/2007
Drinks All Round! by x.BiLlAbOnG.x reviews
SEQUEL TO ERMMM SAVVY? ... "I wouldn't mess with her kid..." "Haven't you heard the sounds from the boiler room? like someone's dying?"... She leaned closer..."BOO!" I really suggest you read 'Ermm Savvy' 1st or you'll be totally lost..
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 47,266 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 8/2/2004
The Gift That Keeps Giving by Lixxle reviews
COMPLETE! Based on Mercuralis’s pic “You know you want it”. It’s the King’s birthday; the goblins are on a present-buying spree using Sarah’s credit card, the King is acting a trifle emo, and Sarah is baking. Chaos and adult-type touching ensues. JS
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,002 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
My Fine Feathered Friend by Lixxle reviews
A tale about a fashion-conscious goblin, a chicken of destiny, and leather pants. Oh and a good dash of ol' fashioned romance and some adult-type touching thrown in for good measure. JS. Not a crackfic, just a really caffeinated author...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,205 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 1,768 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
The Naked Truth by Twister the Dragon reviews
3 Years down the line James tells the others how he pulled Lily but Sirius remembers it all a very different way.........
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Complete
51 ways to annoy Captain Jack Sparrow by Twister the Dragon reviews
Again, the title says it all
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Complete
The Journal Of a Mental Patient: Sparrow's Wife by Kizu Mizu reviews
Captain Sparrow married? A young woman transported into a movie? Ramblings from a crazed institutionalized woman, or a true tale of adventure, hardship and love? You decide. AU
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,539 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/9/2005 - Published: 2/19/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
ErmmmmmSavvy? by x.BiLlAbOnG.x reviews
WHAT! You never seen a girl climb out of a jail window before!"... Jack and Will in the 21st century! du du dunnnnnn!...I'm not hyper honest!... COMPLETE... Wow... i'm sad now!... sequel soon!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 40,455 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 5/11/2004 - Complete
Raven's Song by LunarianPrincess reviews
Will and Jack are reunited, under less than pleasurable circumstances. AnaOC romance with intro to new characters
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004
Jack Sparrow: Gentleman? by kasey8473 reviews
Jack's feeling saucy. Elizabeth is passed out from rum. Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2003 - Complete