name: Queen of the Nile

age: 1000

hey everyone. i am a CANADIAN girl (WOOHOO! CANADA ALL THE WAY) who is actually quite boring, but i am also quite bored, so i'll tell you some stuff about me anyway.

fave movies:

Edward Scissorhands

Scary Movie 3

Meet the Parents

Meet the Fockers

Zoolander

50 First Dates

the Wedding Singer

Anchorman

Elf

Mean Girls

Lord of the Rings (all three)

Legally Blonde

Wayne's World 1

Napoleon Dynamite

Garden State

Fever Pitch

Donnie Darko

Saved!

my fave actors/actresses are:

Kirsten Dunst

Johnny Depp

Ben Stiller

Will Ferrel

Jack Black

Drew Barrymore

Cameron Diaz

my fave books/series /authors are:

His Dark Materials by Phillip Pullman

Francesca Lia Block

Carrie by Stephen King

Alice, I Think by Susan Juby

Miss Smithers by Susan Juby

fave music:

Red Hot Chili Peppers

No Doubt

the White Stripes

the Killers

the Cure

Nirvana

Beck

the Clash

the Bravery

Yeah Yeah Yeahs

i like tons of other songs, and i am in love with '80s music. one thing that really BUGS me about the music industry these days is that EVERYONE WITH BLACK EYELINER AND A GUITAR THINKS THEY'RE PUNK-ROCK! i mean, come on! Good Charlotte? Simple Plan? Avril Lavigne? ASHLEE SIMPSON? for crying out loud! they're music barely even crosses the line to rock music. the real punk bands are the Sex Pistols, the Ramones, and the Clash. and, no, wearing their shirts doesn't make you punk. now, don't even get me started on that whole 'gangsta' image. it's a waste of my time.

BTW, im a total SNL freak, i live for my saturday nights! WOOHOO! what a party, staying home and watching TV till 1 a.m.! i live the wild life alright! AWWW, YEAH!

wwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeelllllllll, id better leave you now, but ill leave you with a few of my fave quotes that will express my personality better than i ever could:

"Apparantly, I'm an idiot."-Jimmy Fallon, SNL

"You're retahded."-Jimmy Fallon, SNL

"Well, so long. I'm gonna go buy a magical candy store on a cloud"-Amy Poehler(as Michael Jackson), SNL

"Oh, I'm not handicapped, I'm just lazy"-Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

"Hoping to get people to go to museums again, New York City has started a new ad campaign called 'I Love New York Culture.' But if they want me to back to museums, they should name the campaign 'Sorry We Yelled At You For Touching Stuff, Jimmy Fallon'".-Jimmy Fallon, SNL

"New Scientist Magazine reported this week that in the future, cars could be powered by hazel nuts. That's encouraging, considering an 8-ounce jar of hazel nuts costs about nine dollars. Yeah, I got an idea for a car that runs on bald eagle heads andFaberje eggs"-Jimmy Fallon, SNL

"We work at Jeffrey's. We read Italian Vogue. It's our deal. I don't come to where you work and knock the corndog out of your hand".-Jimmy Fallon, SNL

"You're gonna go in there, and MAKE her be your mom"-Jimmy Fallon, SNL

"I think there's more to life than being really, really, really, really ridiculously good looking".-Ben Stiller, Zoolander

"You sit on a throne of LIES"-Will Ferrel, Elf

"I can't see my forehead"-Patrick, SpongeBob Squarepants

"The Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders announced that they will be holding tryouts across the country to find new stars for their squad. Hmm, let's see, I'll need dancing lessons, 4000 for a boob job, and some duct tape to hide my penis".-Tina Fey, SNL

"In an interview with Time Magazine, Shania Twain says that she doesn't care if she ever performs again. This marks the first time Shania Twain and I have ever agreed on anything".-Tina Fey, SNL

"Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown have announced plans to shoot a reality show. The show will begin production once the couple figures out what reality is".-Jimmy Fallon, SNL

"You have a massive erection".-Christina Applegate, Anchorman:The Legend of Ron Burgundy

"According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don't worry lonely women, you'll be dead soon".-Tina Fey, SNL

"I love all of you hurt by the cold".-the Red Hot Chili Peppers, My Friends

"The world I love, the tears I drop to be part of the wave, can't stop. Ever wonder if it's all for you"-the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Can't Stop

"You're trying my shoes on for a change. They look so good, but fit so strange. Out of fashion so I can complain".-No Doubt, Sunday Morning

"You're words walk right through my ears presuming I like what I hear".-No Doubt, Spiderwebs

"Under the bridge downtown is where I drew some blood. Under the bridge downtown, I could not get enough. Under the bridge downtown, forgot about my love. Under the bridge downtown I gave my life away".-the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Under the Bridge

"I did it because you asked me to".-Johnny Depp, Edward Scissorhands

"Confide, 'cause I'll be on your side, you know I will. You know I will".-the Red Hot Chili Peppers, My Friends

"Personally, I would never lip sync".-Ashlee Simpson (really? is that so...?)

"You shouldn't drive like that, I've got a baseball bat. You're gonna get it! You're gonna get it! Roll down your window and see there's a psycho in your rearview mirror, IT'S ME"-Jimmy Fallon, Road Rage (from his CD 'The Bathroom Wall'. It's a great album, for any fans of comedy songs and stand-up)

"Autumn's sweet we call it fall, I'll make it to the moon if I have to crawl".-the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Scar Tissue

"Curiouser an curiouser"-Alice, Alice in Wonderland

"Lis, you've got the brains to take you anywhere you want to go. And when you get there, I'll be right there with you to borrow money".-Bart, The Simpsons

"There are no straight men. There are only men who haven't met Jack".-Sean Hayes, Will Grace

"I'm a cotton-headed ninnymuggins".-Will Ferrel, Elf

"Ch'yeah, and monkeys might fly outta my butt"-Mike Myers, Wayne's World

"I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black"-Kurt Cobain, Heart-Shaped Box