BeetleChe13hide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Hobbit. If you are reading this, I'm not sure what about me is important for you to know. You can call me BeetleChe13 or simply Beetle. I am 24 years old and happily married. I have about a year and a half of college left to complete, and I have a morbidly obese cat that is almost nine years old. My cat is most definitely pertinent information. Fireplaces, Hot Chocolate, and Marshmallows is old. Very old. I wrote it in the seventh grade, so I know that it is nothing impressive. However, it is one of the stories I have actually completed in my life, and so I decided to share it with the world. (I'm very bad at finishing things. I have a pile of beginning chapters for fanfictions that never got written.) The Fourth Istari was a Camp NaNoWriMo attempt from this past summer. I made it to 36,000, and so 18 chapters have already been completed. I am open to critiques that will make me a better writer, as I also occasionally write my own novels. If you read this story in particular, please take the time to review it at some point, even if it is only at the end. |
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The Princess and the Horse Lord by Oshun reviews
This novel begins as a coming of age story set in a time of war and its aftermath. Interaction by the characters with a dramatically changed Arda is not recounted with ponderous reverence, but with humor and sympathy for individuals who are flawed, passionate, funny, and conflicted. NOT your standard Eomer/Lothiriel romance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 134,698 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Eomer, Lothíriel
Genetic Obsession by I M Sterling reviews
HG/SS AU. Take one brilliant magical geneticist. Add a snarky potion master who has recently been declared the sexiest wizard alive… bring to a hard boil and stir in trouble…. Rated M because we all know where this is heading...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,630 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Something for the Pain by FictionCannibal reviews
When Hermione is captured by Snatchers during her adventure with Harry and Ron, she is brought directly to the Dark Lord. When Snape intervines and ultimately saves her, the Dark Lord casts a curse on her as a gift to Snape. Every muscle in Hermione's body begins to ache painfully. Snape is the only one who can cure her... By turning her pain, into pleasure. PostHBP, EWE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,905 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Rohan Pride Chronicles, Part I: Alone by anolinde reviews
When Gúthwyn, the youngest child of Théodwyn and Éomund, becomes a slave of Sauron, she makes a deadly bargain with the Dark Lord. If she fails at the task he sets before her, the lives of those she loves will be compromised. Rape and torture scenes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 71 - Words: 283,240 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 12/28/2004 - Legolas, Boromir - Complete
Innocence by Ceredwen reviews
What happens when two people with lives manipulated by the ministry and harmed by pureblood mania decide to fight back? Begins with a marriage law and follows them through their struggles with the wizarding world. Complete! Epilogue to follow. SBHG NC17
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 208,415 - Reviews: 1712 - Favs: 1,979 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Magical Betrothal by cocoachristy reviews
Luna convinces Hermione to perform a specific charm, and the results change the lives of four unsuspecting wizards.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,332 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Everlasting Hope by daydreamer8301 reviews
She spent many years in isolation, but when the One Ring is discovered, she choses to step forth and finds a journey unlike she expected. She is a daughter of the Valar, but she is so much more. LegolasOC COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 113,916 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Legolas - Complete
Elanor's Revenge by Juliediane reviews
Determined to punish Haldir for toying with her sister’s affections, Elanor undertakes to teach him a lesson. Will she succeed? Or will Haldir turn the tables on her? COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 320,530 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Haldir - Complete
Look at Me by DJD17 reviews
Lindorie was not of a high rank, and was only sent to tend to the young Lothiriel. At first glance she learns she does not like Lord Boromir, but over time could that change? BoromirOC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,524 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Boromir
Aphrodisiac by Eva Faust reviews
Hermiones asked to join The Order in her seventh year by none other than Severus Snape, yet his agenda isn't clear. As Hermione draws closer to the truth she finds herself growing closer to her Professor. Note:GoF compliant with some OotP thrown in.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,829 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/19/2006 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The daughters of Beorn by Lady Excalibur reviews
On the way home to Mirkwood, Legolas stops at the house of Beorn and meets his three daughters. All of them are intrested but Legolas only feels for the shy one. She's being exploited by evil, can he save her? COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,539 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 8/19/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Never End by Princess Sassafras reviews
Only read this if you like passionate, citrusful threesomes! Beware: the whole MFM thing throws some people! Not me... [2x4x?]
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Duo M., Quatre W. - Complete
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The Fourth Istari reviews
Morinehtar, the lost fourth Istari, lives as a shapeshifter in southern Mirkwood. When evil from Dol Guldur overtakes her home, she pleads for Gandalf's help by showing up uninvited to Beorn's house. Making unexpected alliances and revealing her ancient secrets, she plays a crucial role in the Battle of Five Armies and slowly opens her heart to love and friendship.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,628 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Beorn
Fireplaces, Hot Chocolate, and Marshmallows reviews
When a transfer student comes to Hogwarts, Draco's world turns upside-down, and Hogwarts as he knows it will never be the same again. DM/OC This was my first fic that I wrote years and years ago, so flames are useless and will be used to make smores.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,101 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Draco M., OC - Complete