Argyle me matey, I be a golfin' pirate.

Well, I've never golfed in my life, unless you count minigolf, and I don't, but the idea of golfing pirates... Yeah. Just like that.

Stories--

Arg, Me Matey -- KP Work in Progress, 5/9 chapters, I think. This is still subject to change.

Amnesty Day -- KP Work in Progress, 5/? chapters. There's still much to happen. There is an update coming. I'm just working through a few tough parts...

Handy Quotes--

"Life is a prostitute. Protect yourself and do it." - E.G.K.

"Must obey the taco man..." - GIR

"It's not what you think. I know it looks like we're cleaning dishes, but actually we're having sex." -- Dr. Greg House