Skiff-the-thief
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Joined 09-07-06, id: 1129719, Profile Updated: 11-20-07

Well, if somebody is looking at this then obviously I have no idea why you would! Being as im not the best writer in the world I prefer to sit around and read all sorts of fics out there.

Most the time none of those make my favorites lists unless im really impressed and ACTUALLY think about adding it to the favorites. So for those of you who are sad I've not added you... send me a message in my e-mail and Ill read over your fic and decide if I like it or not @_@

No really... I'm just the normal insomnia driven 20 year old college student with an above average IQ (actually im considered a genius... IQ=156) so I dont spend time with real people too often... they often times just come across as idiots and annoy me (the sacrifice of being way smarter then the ditzy sorority girls). Not trying to be mean to anybody but thats how I see things... Rather annoying when you can't hold down a GF cause they just annoy you with things like "I failed another history test. Bring me ice cream" but finally those days are passed as I walked out on that job in the ice cream store.

I'll still say i freaking love Coldstone ice cream though.

Anyways.. I'm always avaidible to the writers out there if they feel like bouncing ideas off my skull, and even thicker brain. I do get exetremely bored being couped up in my room with my dual screen dual videocard computer with mostly top of the line parts so I can do anything I feel like doing.

Of course this is another of my insomnia driven schemes as I am exetremely bored right now and cannot sleep...

So please, if you even get the stray thought of sending me an E-mail, go ahead, I'd love to chat with some of the folks out there.

Until next time, you can just call me simply,

E

P.S. (jber knows what im talking about) Is it anamage or anamagus? and if there are more then 1 is it anamagi or anamaguses/anamages?

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Adrift in a World by Miss Whiskers reviews
Harry Potter is thrown into an alternate universe due to archaic rules of magic. Hiding under the alias of Chris Collins, he tries to find a place among the suspicion of those he knew and some he never did, as Voldemort's power grows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 172,757 - Reviews: 3682 - Favs: 5,535 - Follows: 5,951 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Harry P.
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 4,285 - Follows: 2,303 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 4007 - Favs: 10,598 - Follows: 9,831 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Hell Eyes by Jezaray reviews
Harry was born cursed, but didn't know until he fell through a portal to another world. There people have wings and hate him for his curse, but it gives him power: power to change this new world as well as his own. AU after 5th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 53 - Words: 210,613 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
A Stranger in the Promised Land by serpant-sorcerer reviews
PART II: Harry Potter thought that he had found a way home but something went wrong. Now he finds himself trapped in another dimension, in which someone else was cursed with the famous scar, and Tom Riddle never became the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 109,659 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 1,720 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
It’s All Relative on the Hellmouth by dellacouer reviews
Harry Potter finds a new relative in Sunnydale. PostVoldemort, Harry needs a distraction. Hope Uncle Rupert can help a powerful Harry before the power takes control. Complete.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,690 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 2,219 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2310 - Favs: 5,567 - Follows: 1,787 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Stranger in an Unholy Land by serpant-sorcerer reviews
PART I: Days before his 6th year, Harry Potter is sucked into another universe by forces not of this world. Dazed and confused, Harry finds himself in a world where his parents are alive, where Voldemort has never fallen and he is Voldemort's key enforcer
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 470,388 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 4,256 - Follows: 1,550 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Memory Chest by BajaB reviews
[Completed] An Alternate Universe seventh year story picking up immediately after HBP. Dumbledore leaves Harry an interesting legacy. A bit of humour, some action, even a bit of angst and romance. Includes my guesses for DH some were close!.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 160,053 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10985 - Favs: 19,486 - Follows: 6,421 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete