So what do you get when you cross a relatively intelligent, normal, and mature chick with a morbid obsession for JTHM (all things Jhonen really) and the TV show "Six Feet Under" (airs on HBO...Watch it if you get a chance), an unatural fondness for the book Ender's Game and the movie Harold and Maude, and a unsettling fetish for blood and biting? Only me. Within this portfolio, I have posted a few fanfics. I generally don't do this, because I personally find fanfic annoying. But sometimes, I can't help myself, and so I have devoted this little slice of cyberheaven to my most annoying creations. If you want to view some of my other, completely original work, use the link above, and it will take you to my Stories.com account. Enjoy yourself, and thanks for taking time out of your busy scedual to sample my madness.