Hey people of the internet! Lady Joker here, but you guys can just call me Blair or Cherri. I'm not usd to these kinds of things but a friend convinced me that I should start publishing my work on here so I will.

WARNING: I should probably tell you guys now that I probably won't post much. I write a lot but...well let's just say that I don't like being called mental or insane. Or a lunatic. Especially don't call me a lunatic. Anyway, back to the matter at hand. If I do post something, the chapter lenghts will vary. Like, a lot. And it might take me awhile to update certain things if I do at all. I lose interest easily. Also, if I do post something there are good chances that I'll discontinue it. That's usually do to writer's block or I just stop liking the idea and give up on it.

Information: Well there isn't much to say about me. I'm a teenage girl who loves to write. Despite the fact that I'm American, I hate English. By that I mean the language not the race of people. I only like it if it's being spoke by the British (gods I love the British, they're so hilarious). I listen to a lot of techno and electronic music allong with a Russian band called t.A.T.u. and a Japanese band called M.O.V.E. but my favorite music is all by the Vocaloids. My favorite Vocaloid would have to be Haku Yowane though. I love reading, writing (obviously), and drawing. However, my dawing skills aren't very good. One important thing you should know about me is that I care far too much about what people think about me. I rarely post things about myself like this because I think people are going to complain about how they "don't care about any of the shit I put in my profile" so I try not to put irrelevant things in here.

Writing: I usually write original stories because I'm afraid if I try to write about a character I don't own I'll mess their personality up horribly. Most of my stories end in death or tragedy but a few do turn up happy...in a twisted sort of way. They usually take place in either the future (usually a bad one), another world/realm/dimension, or a some other made up little place. I write a bit of old fashioned. I'll occasionally use word that you'd normally never hear, but only if I think it makes sense. Another thing, main characters will always have impossible hair and/or eye colors (blame all the anime and manga I'm into). Odds are that the main character will be a girl but the second main character is usually a boy. There are a few exceptions to that rule when I reverse the roles or write about a homosexual relationship.

Concerning stories with homosexual relationships: They will always be about lesban girls. I have nothing against gays but I just can't write from their viewpoint. I'm a girl and I'm sure I'm not the first to have issues writing about the opposite gender. I'm also bisexual so that usually helps with the reationship part. Experience comes in handy sometimes, doesn't it.

Eh, that's really all I have to say. I already think I've just wasted my time writing something that nobody will read. Even I think it's a waste of keyboard with all of the crap I wrote. Oh well, too late now.

Oh, and one more thing. If you read one of my stories and like them, review. Reviews always make me happy (if they're nice). But please, no flames. I take things way too seriously and tend to overact. though, I do welcome constructive critisism. And if I make a mistake in one of my stories, I'm sorry. I type really fast and edit my own work so there might be a few errors. Feel free to let me know it there are!

Special Thanks From,

Lady Blair Joker

P.S. No, I didn't draw my profile picture. I jut recolored it to match what I look like because i thought it fit the name I chose. I don't claim any right to it whatsoever.