I&039;m a newbie here, and excited to bits about starting some writing. .

I&039;m an eighteen year old college freshman, and I honestly feel I have to explain "the squid." Odd name for a girl, you might think. Let me expand. I was born on an early, early morning mid-May in Boston Massachusetts. All was well. Woo-ha. And then I received my name. Cala Marie Meyers. Not so bad read apart, look again. Cala Marie. Calamarie. Calamari. A.K.A. squid. I work with the hand I was dealt, and it&039;s pretty fun now, I guess. I actually love the nickname Squid. I feel like it has more personality! (just like me). .~

Well, can&039;t wait to start writing. The only peice that I KNOW I&039;ll be churning out in the near future is actual something I&039;m kinda co-writing. Sloane Miette is the one who received permission from the original author and from StalkyStar (to use "Averis"). She&039;s helping me out with the first chapter or so (despite her ridiculously busy schedule), and then kinda shoving me off on my own. It&039;s A Mighty Ducks Story. The original author is Black Laramie, who doesn&039;t post anymore (after her fiance died), and I&039;d just like to thank her for being so wonderful about letting me re-write The Accident.

Uh...I guess the only thing else that really matters about me is my soulmate Brittany Nicole. No matter what I write, it&039;s all for you kirei, and I love you!

Oh yeah...get used to slash, while you&039;re visiting! .~

Favorite quotes:

"I&039;m hyper venerating from the shook of it all!"
"Would you like a stoll to recuperate before your intelegence is efected?"
~ Aforementioned Brittany Nicole and myself making a mockery of...us.

"For God&039;s sake, man, she&039;s eighteen. And you have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone. Just have at it, would you, and stop fluttering about."
~ Giles to Wesley about Cordelia. ep. the prom. BtVS

"Hey you! Yeah! You! With the tentacles!"
~ Justin shall rue the day he mocked the Squid.

"Ringringringringringringring Banana Phone! Dingdongdingdongdingdongding Banana Phone! It grows in bunches, I&039;ve got my hunches. It&039;s the best, beats the rest. Cellular, Modular, Interactive-odular..."
~ Banana Phone, God help me.

The entire song Milk and Cereal owns my soul...

"It...it&039;s so...so...pretty."
"Not to mention Ville&039;s shirtless most of the time."
"That&039;s what I was talking about."
~ Me and my soulmate discussing Ville, the lead singer of a group called His Infernal Majesty in a video I watched. Ville also owns my soul.

"Connect with me, wench."
~ I said that to Brittany...and for some reason, it always cracks me up. .

"Manah Manah."
~ You know the muppets rule, don&039;t deny it.

"EL DIABLO."
~ Long. Long. Story.

"You, lighten up. You, BIG trouble. You, get in the car."
~ Brendan Fraser, Mummy Returns (drools)

"I&039;m listening to Disney music, bite me."
"What...Under the Sea, Squid?"
"Nyah!"
~ Me and William...so what if he was right. It was just a coincidence.

"God, I&039;m SO hungry...nummies...sushi for dinner."
Will: opens mouth.
"You say one thing about canabalism, and I&039;m going to take you with my bare hands. Plus a crowbar."
Will: Closes mouth.
"Damn straight."
~ Me talking, Will was having a lil&039; too much fun with the squid jokes that day.

((there will be more later)).

My weirdo addictions: Grilled Cheese and Fluff sandwhiches. Fluffernutters. Popcorn n&039; Peanut Butter yes, together. Sparkling White and Red Grape Juice. Sparkling Cider. Applesauce. Equals. The. Best. Thing. EVER.

Post more later!