Hello to all who are reading this! You are probably reading this because you wanna find out about me! Yes? Okay then here we go!

About Me!

Strangers think I'm quiet. Friends think I'm outgoing. My best friend thinks I'm insane.

I don't pretend to be someone I'm not... But if you'd like to see me as someone who is gorgeous, rich and famous that's fine with me.

I'm not shy; I'm just holding back my AWESOMENESS so I don't intimidate you.

I am old enough to know better - but young enough to still do it anyway!

I'm slow to trust, but quick to love. I wish too hard and I give too much. I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I promise I'm worth it!

If you feel like you're not on the same page as me, maybe it's time to change the story.

When I text someone and they dont text me back, I automatically assume that they fainted of excitement.

I can't help but notice that 'AWESOME' ends in 'ME'!

I talk to my pet as if it actually understands what I'm saying.

Some of My Favourite Funny Quotes!

Don't hate me until I give you a reason to. Don't judge me until you know the whole story...

Story of my life: Searching for the right, but it's always avoiding me.

I haven't met Mr Right yet. But I have met Mr Fake, Mr Player & Mr Loser. My middle finger loves them all!

I tried being normal once. Worst 5 minutes of my life.

I'm painting a blue square in my backyard so Google Earth thinks I have a pool.

I am the one your mother warned you about.

Now you know a little about me why doncha start reading any of my stories? When I put them up of course...