Name:Serenity

DOB: april 28th, 1985

BFF's: Laura, Hannah, Jess, and Julez

AMY BROWN IS THE BEST ARTIST EVER!! (Im setting up my own art page ^^)

hey yall! I have one thing to say. Johnny depp/jack sparrow is unbelievably sexy.

I am fourteen

I am (weirdly) a big fan of Barry manilow

I love the movie, oceans eleven.

and I love potato chips!! woot!! potato chips own!!

Hannah: what a spaz... wait, I’m a spaz too.

wHAT hANNAH ACTUALLY SAID: what's 'woot'? later, hey I didn't say that!!

yes she is a spazz Hannah: Is it possible that I can actually write something with out you twisting it so I looks like I sid the opposite thing.

I looks???? I looks?? hehhehe... you sid the opposite thing? who's sid????? nnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyzzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeeeeee

BING

the stars will cry

the blackest tears tonight

and this is the moment that I live fore

I can smell the ocean air

here I am

pouring my heart onto these rooftops

just a ghost to the world

that’s exactly what I need.

from up here these city lights burn

like a thousand miles of fire

and I’m here to sing this anthem

of our dying day.

for a second I wish the tide

would swallow every inch of this city.

and you gasp for air

tonight I would scream this song

right in you face if you were here.

swear I won’t miss a beat

because I never ever have before.

story of the year, Anthem of our dying day (my favorite song, I love it)

hannah:you do?

SF:yes...is my insanity new to you???

hannah:no I didn’t think you were that serious

SF:(winks) oh yes I was serious, I am insane and I love that song.

I LOOOVEEE JACKKKKK

muhahaha lol my friend's disgusted by that...

YES I AM. I NEVER WANT TO HEAR THE NAME JACK SPARROW AGAIN. NO! DON'T SAY IT!!! AAAH!! *runs away*

well that would be her... yeppers well neways, I LOVE JOHNNY DEPP JACK SANDS MORT mmmmmm extremely beautiful all o them.

FUCKMOOK

sorry, my official favorite swear.

Mort: really kid... you can’t write for beans.

Jack: yes she can

sands: ooh someone’s got a girlfriend

Laurabear*bonks her over the head with a hammer and drags her off to the nuthouse* "These nice people in white coats will be glad to listen to you. They'll even give you your OWN PADDED ROOM and your OWN PERSONAL straightjacket."

MUHHAHAHAHAHH that would be my friend right there

Jack*crying* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ur um wait a minute wait was her name?

LB*sweetly* "You too, Jack Sparrow. come on, now. They'll be VERY NICE TO YOU!!! *attacks*

laughing maniacally*

that would be Laura gain...

draco: ill be you boyfriend.

SF: sure, you’re closer to my age neways...

LB*Face covered by hands* First off, I GIVE UP. Second off, Shut the * up...

SF: nah PRITTY MAN LIST COMING UP, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

runs away screaming*

bam,

xzibit,

collin ferrel,

Alan rickman,

Hugh grant,

Ian,

jack,

norry,

mort,

sands,

that guitar dude...(no I don’t know who I’m talking about either)

malfoy,

spike SPIKE OWNS ASS

Aubrey

Eric

Alan m

SWEET LOU

the rest of the boys in GRIND

LEGOLAS

aragorn

borimir

pipin (mmmm pip...)

roux,

ichabold crain,

Eric bana...(heheh banana bana!! copa copana!)

and last but not least,

dun dun dun firithanui! (coos)

Bambi; EWWWWWWW!!!!!

rubbing firths ears* heess soooooo couuuuuooooottteeeee! ^.^

Firithanui: smiling little doggie smile.

these are all the hot boys in the world, though jacks my favorite.

Peaches: y aren’t I on the list?

SF: one, your ugly,

Spike: and two, your ugly oh and you have buffy, you don’t need SF.

"hurry upppp pleas can I have the computer?"

SF: keep your pants on Bambi

Urrr...no? Problem?

SF: patience is the key Bambi

LB:Key? What key? I didn't know there was a key involved...Is it shiny?

SF*grimiices* 'I shouldn’t have mentioned a key'

LB*Leaps and attacks* "GIVE IT TO ME!!!"

SF*hands over a bottle of rum* drink it, and you can have the shiny bottle.

LB*Drinks in a nanosecond, hiccups* 1097394729375 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL...

SF: knocks over the head with frying pan* ok now I can get back to my man-slaves

LB*suddenly sits up* 1097394729374 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL!

SF: GOD DAMNIT!!!

Draco: ur... want me to banish IT?

LB*glares* That was extremely rude. I am not an IT, I prefer the term "genderless"

SF*cracks up*

LB:cracks up? Really? Can people do that too? Do you need water to moisturize you? Please don't CRACK!!!

SF*glares daggers and boncks on head with pan, waves men in white coats in* make sure she gets an extra strong straitjacket...

Jack: IM BACKKKKKKK

SF: hhehehehehe now I can have to men serve me!!!!

LB*runs in* Don't you ever learn? That DOES NOT WORK. Bye bye! *runs away screaming MEEP*

SF:sorry for the interruption folks, but I can’t write anymore.

Sands: what’s with ferret boy?

draco: DONT CALL ME FERRIT BOY!!!

Sands: why not? ferret boy.

SF: sands. you may be sexy, but that doesn’t give you a right to insult the other boyfriends. besides dracos cold. and sexy. PISS OFF BILIND BUT!

sands: I have eyes...

SF: reallly...

LEFIN: YOU WHORE!!!

SF: FUCK YOU!!

LEFIN: FEH!

SF: MEH!

F: PEF!

SF: MER!

F: WER!

SF: BER!

F: KER!

silence*

F: SLUTTY MIC SLUTT SLUTT.

SF: *giggleing* slutty mic slutt slutt... hhehhehe

SF: BYEEEEE

(hehe updated the list)

(I have been dubbed Mrs. king by my friend, what a spaz)

(Hannah: I meant to say your majesty)

(someone told me this is the longest personal URL they have ever seen, *tears* I am so proud)

(moo)

(Cow)

Hannah: Someone likes Parentheses

(A/N: I had my friends help on this obviously)

Sands/jack/mort/sweet Lou/spike/norrinton/Alan m/pipin: BYE NOW!!