JEN: umm... was i really that psycho in grade 9?

HANNAH: Have you *read* the rest of the bio?

JEN: I think I should have been shot.

HANNAH: Yes, I'm starting to think so too. Just... eh?????

JEN: ... I am in total disbelief of my... *perkiness* and... stupidness... and, and... well... the fact that I sounded worse than that other chick with the creepy fic...

HANNAH: Yes. Aye. I am so scared of you right now. You're like the sixth member of High Five all over again.

JEN: How do you think *I* feel????? I AM SO FREAKED OUT!!!

HANNAH: What would Gollum say?!

JEN: ... man I was a freak. Am i still like that?

HANNAH: There is no diplomatic way to answer this question, especially considering you're sitting right next to me. All I have to say is: people who are actually reading this bio, two things:

a) She wrote this 2 years ago and we haven't looked at it since. I think we all know why.
b) Run.

JEN: ditto.

YAY!!!!!! GUESS WHAT!!!!!!

i have now written a fair amount of my new Lily/James fic - The Truth Hurts - and it will be posted SOON!!!! but there is only ONE problem... most of the stuff i have written is from the END of the fic... *sigh* ahh well... AT LEAST YOU ALL KNOW IT HAS A PLOT!!!!

also... check out a HP fic i am joint writing with a friend...

Mysterious Stranger

by me and Princess-of-Mirkwood!!!

it gets REALLY good around chaper 7... which aint posted yet... it has a REALLY funky plot too!! with BIG twists!!! hehe...

anywho... back to the BIO!!

Hmmm... bio... i can do this...

OKAY!!!!! i have something new to add to this... SO READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TROUTS RULE!!!!!!!

hehe... i slap people i am pissed off at with trouts... so watch out... i brought a trout to school one day... and well... lets just say a few people went home smelling pretty bad... and the Japanese classroom was never the same again... hehe

oh yeah... and i LURVE coat-hangers! if anyone wants a meaningful conversation about coat-hangers!! I AM YOUR GIRL!!! hehe...
OH MY GOD!!!!!! i just got my first real review... not that i wrote what they reviewed... BUT STILL!! someone who I DIDNT ask to review (just for the sake of having reviews) REVIEWED!!!!!!! i feel so damn special!

for everyone who doesnt know...

I LOVE GOLLUM!!!

and i spend almost as much time reviewing as i do reading...
hehe... i am known for my long reviews...

mwaa haa haa...

anywho... info about me... i can do this..

I LOVE HOCKEY!! hockey rulz... especially field... ice is just plain dangerous... i play goalie... WHICH RULZ!!!

I am LOTR (The Lord Of The Rings) obsessed... I LOVE LOTR!!

this is my motto for LOTR -

Go The Lord Of The Rings!
We love you The Lord Of The Rings!
The Lord Of The Rings is the BEST book eva,
Writen by the BEST author eva,
With the BEST character eva...
*coughGOLLUMandBILLcough,
Which was then made into the BEST movie eva,
Which was directed by the BEST director eva,
With the BEST cast eva,
Along with the BEST music eva,
Which was then made into the BEST soundtrack eva,
The Lord Of The Rings rocks, and anything LOTR-ish rocks - except the action figuringes *shudder,
Gollum rulz this universe,
Bill rocks it,
and Sam, Aragorn and Legolas are damn funky too, And the rest kick-ass!
THE LORD OF THE RINGS RULZ!!!!!

isnt it great?!?!

i am also obsessed with Lily/James fics... *sigh* they rule..
hehehehe...

please check our my fav authors and fics... cause they're really good!!!

I LOVE GOLLUM!! he rulz... he's my hero...

Gollum...*ditzy-in-love-sigh*...

Gollum...*drool*...

Gollum...*slobber*...

Gollum...*salavitate*...

hehe... i am OK!!

figeratively speaking..

anywho... i LOVE to chat.. so you can e-mail me any time... if you want to...

coughcough*...

anywho...

yeah... i have a habbit of saying anywho... and i ALWAYS use ...'s... its slightly annoying... but i'll live..

anywho... gonna stop now..

PLEASE READ MY FICS!!

when i past some..

cough*

anywho... going now..

for the 5732190852th time..

hehe..

I LOVE GOLLUM!! and smeagol..

and Bill, Legolas, Sam, Gimili, Aragorn, Boromir, Gandy (he does funky brake dancing...), Pippin and Merry RULE!!

hmm.. who did i forget?? *looks as though she is thinking hard...hehe... NOT*

oh yes... THATS right... Frogo... and i meant frogo..

i GUESS frodo is alright...

if ya take away all the weird stuff...

ducks all flying chairs from Frodo/Elijah Wood (i think i spelt that right.. if not... KATE!! your gonna get it..) lovers...*

hehe.. i guess he aint that bad...

anywho.. better let ya get back to reaing all my WONDERFUL fics... no of which i have posted yet..

ducks another chair sent flying from Katie-o*

hehe..

go read and review!!! and dont forget to check out my fav authors and fics..

oh yeah... there was something else REALLY important that i needed to add to this... buuuuut...

i forgot... so keep checking this out.. cause when i rememeber... IT WILL BE UP HERE!!

very impotant...

anywho.. better stop now.. :D
Slinkimalinki

PS. Slinkimalinki is my dogs nick-name.. his real name is Prince Slinksalot... i love him too!!!