Itachi Uchiha is a strange child, who regularly converses with things no one else can see, drinks far too much tea, and has a strong and unyielding obsession with being the best big brother ever (or, in a world where England is reborn into the Naruto universe, Itachi ends up a little…different).

Unlike sorceresses, sorcerers needed rituals to scry. Implied Loki/Thor, unrequited Grandmaster/Loki. Complete.

Did you ever wonder what would happen if Naruto knew how to create a mask? Read and find out.

Contains spoilers! This book will mostly focus on the relationship between V and 707 from Mystic Messenger. To be more specific, this will be basically a V x Seven fan fiction (With a little Jumin X MC) because I love the ship so much \ (ツ) / The setting takes place after Jumin's route, the good ending. Rating may change into further chapters so be aware, and I hope you guy

Naruto gets adopted by a strange group that consists of a shark man, a creepy snake lover, and a puppet maker.

Loki has trouble getting over his trauma after Sakaar, Thor tries to bring life back into his brother . After being forced into slavery Loki tells Thor about all that he's been through. Warning: Implied rape Warning: Ragnarok Spoilers.

It's around St Valentine's day on Mobious. Amy is throwing a party as usual, and Knuckles is invited, probably to get harassed by the pink hedgehog to get himself a girl... this year will go different, as he'll meet a different kind of girl, someone who has lots in common with him. How will things go between them?

Sasuke is worried. Naruto is insecure. Read to actually find out, I'm not very good at these. Oh and rating may change!

Sakura's jaw dropped to the ground at the sight before her. Naruto and Sasuke in a loving embrace. What the hell? "Itachi, what the hell did you do?" A collection of interrelated oneshots. Always Complete! Random updates! Now staring Shisui! Taking prompt requests frequently!

AU - Everyone celebrates Hidan's death. Everyone except Hidan that is as he crashes his own funeral as well as his husbands future chance at a new life with a new love. KakuHida/minor KakuSaso

AU - Deidara absolutely loves and adores his perfect husband, all the way to the moon and back! If only he didn't wear that red ribbon all the time though... A retelling of the old story with the same name. SasoDei

It was just supposed to be a simple mission. Get the info and get out. But nothing ever goes as planned. Deidara really didn't expect to become someone's big brother out of the ordeal. Will he be able to save the child that has latched herself to him? Or is she too far gone to be saved? Warning; mentions of child abuse, sexual assault, drug abuse, and so on. Rating may change.

What if the Uchiha massacre was committed by someone other than Itachi? Follow Mikoto Uchiha as she fulfills the role that was meant for her eldest son.

Gaara is a 12 year old boy with autism. His siblings take him to the beach on a vacation while times are tough, and there he meets 14 year old Lee, who befriends him quickly. -AU- LeeGaa

In the Kamui dimension, Kakashi and Obito are locked in battle. Except, Kakashi is well aware he has already lost far before the fight even begun.

Naruto can't help loving his sensei. No matter the heartache involved. Kakanaru slash.

Sasuke's perspective of various moments with Sakura over the course of the series.

Fanfiction based on some role-play I've been doing with friends! School AU no ninja ninjutsu and such. Sasori Akasuna's life as a lonely teen.

He marveled at the sight, at the scars and blood, but most of all he marveled at the pain./'Drop the knife Sasuke, drop the knife.'/ AU. NaruSasu. Oneshot.

Five times Naruto saw stars, and one time Sasuke did, too.

Naruto is now hokage and has married his true love...or so he thought Naruto realises Hinata wasn't the one for him,He discovers he still loves sakura

Itachi has a lot of regrets, but he will always love his little brother.

Kiba sucks ass at cooking meals. — Team 8

When you feel like there is no hope, that your grief is consuming you, there will always be someone who'll ease your pain. It just so happens that Hinata's savior is none other than the Copy Ninja himself. - Slightly AU. KakaHina.

It's Naruto's birthday, and Hinata doesn't have a present for him; however, she ends up giving him what he believes to be the best birthday present ever. One-shot.

Ino isn't put with uninspired fellows and a teacher who doesn't seem to teach. Sakura isn't put with her crush, the person she hates most, and a male teacher who shows no interest in her. Hinata is bolstered by being surrounded by Kurenai, Sakura, and Ino. And that's just the start of the story. Gaara/Sakura, Kankuro/Hinata, Male Temari/Ino. A new author twists an old idea.

Knowing the answer, he offered anyway, "I could give you a massage?" Kakashi tried to not smile at the pink that tinted Madara's cheeks as the man replied with a scoff, "Stop acting foolish, Kakashi. I'll be fine."

Sakura learns that you can't count on anyone but yourself. Team Seven gets a nasty shock.

"Anything that can go wrong will go wrong." Whoever thought that sending THE Sasuke Uchiha back in time to fix the future was a good idea needed to get their brain checked. Unfortunately, desperate time calls for desperate measures. Grey!Sasuke, fem!Sasuke, Slow-burn KakaSasu

This is just a two part story. They were gonna be separate one-shots, but I like them as a pair more. The first is a small moment between Naruto and Hinata when they were kids. The second is a long moment of Hinata, as a mother, waiting. They probably exist in the same universe as "After the War."

Hi! My name's Sakura Haruno, and I'm not so sure how i feel about strangers reading my journal... but hey! who wouldn't want to read about tears, smiles, laughs and blonde idiots and possible yaoi between my two best-friends. Not to mention my massive crush on Itachi... *gasp* FORGET I SAID THAT!

Ino finds out that Temari and Shikamaru are more than friends and she can't help but think that they both deserve happiness after everything that happened during the war. Shikamaru/Temari

The world Sai is trapped is quite similar to reality except he has emotions,Shin's alive,Naruto's shy,and all his friends are mixed up. Sai has to find a way out to help his real friend and in the war. -Shy Naruto,Implied Sainaru,Naruhina hints

When you turn eighteen, a mark appears on your arm. It tells half the story of the bond you share with your soulmate. Kakashi sees his mark as heartbreak.

Himawari us murdered during a battle and a strange man brings her back to life. But Is she even still human?

Naruto misdirects his anger at Hinata when she merely tries to console him and shatters her to the core. But what made Naruto lash out in the first place? Naruhina Pairing

Sakura goes to use Kakashi's computer for something and finds something very interesting on there.

Fanfic with Hyuuga Neji and Uchiha Itachi!

He saw the way he couldn't keep his eyes off of her. He felt the way he skimmed his hand over her soft, supple skin. He heard the way he would chuckle softly at her words. And Naruto is furious because it is not him, himself doing these things anymore, but his so called best friend. She is no longer his. So how can one get back the love they once disregarded?

"A Mask That Hides The Heart" It is said that you don't truly know a person. It's not possible to see what a person really thinks and feels deep inside. This is ignorance but not by choice. that person you lived with your whole life is but a stranger. The reality is you knew little to nothing about them. How can you begin to understand them.

There's an art, to being broken and still shining through the cracks - and Uchiha are its masters./ Oneshot, character introspection, snippets, dark.

Someone's going to hurt me, there's nothing I can do. Itachi had hoped that if anyone could put a stop to it, it would be his father. Fugaku would help him...his father wouldn't let it continue. Please, father...

Fugaku Uchiha meets his eldest son's boyfriend. Needless to say, he does not approve. Modern!AU, KisaIta, sequel to "The Woes of a Matchmaker."

In which four people are locked in a closet. Sakura's pissed. Itachi is brooding. Hidan is annoyed. Deidara is plotting. Pein is questioning his choices in life. And Kisame just wishes Sakura would kiss somebody before they are trapped in this godforsaken closet forever. Once they were out of this closet, Deidara was soooooo dead. Rated for language, because it's Hidan. *Complete*

Uchiha Mikoto wasn't the perfect housewife everyone thought she was.

every kunoichi has their own certain skill set, ino's tended to be one that very few had and even less did as well as she did – canon complaint, ino-centric.

The Akatsuki (and Tobi) are forced to go to some sort of retreat in the woods to help boost inter-organizational relations or something like that. Instead they find spiders. A LOT of spiders. Rated T for Hidan speaking, and categorized under Friendship for Tobi.

A Naruto Song

Sasuke is leaving again, as the rain and thunder make a lullaby for the two boys, they slow dance, letting one another know the other's life, was their life's best part.

In the glow of the midafternoon sun, Hinata and Shikamaru discuss the differences between action and inaction, and discover the adaptability of the human heart.

Sasuke didn't realize that picking up an item that a bawling child was screaming for would get him something so sweet.

What happens when Lee invites everyone to a sleepover at the Hyūga compound? Crack fic, probably OOC for some characters.

In which Sakura wonders about her team, and why they are what they are. AN/ My first story posted. Don't shoot me 'coz it's short please XD. Enjoy!

Because in the end, Naruto always did what his heart told him to do.

Sakura only thinks two words, when she thinks of the raven-haired avenger now. Takes place after the Sasuke retrieval mission.

Social cues, conversation, the basics of human interaction- there was no one to explain these things to them. But maybe, together, they can learn. Kakashi/Sai

Itachi says his goodbye to Sasuke and finds himself in the afterlife with a familiar stranger.

Mute, stranded somewhere he doesn't know at a young age. How does he cope? By being Naruto Uzumaki. Bad at summaries T incase of something. First story. Reviews greatly appreciated

AU. Set where Sasuke was brought back and the shinobi war didn't start. Dealing with injured shinobi at the hospital everyday was bad enough, but Sakura always gets home only to have to take care of her boys. Now, she must also deal with this relationship with Kakashi that she can't quite define. KakaSaku.

Deidara copes with Sasori's death.

In which a newspaper outlet claims that Sasuke is a bisexual harlot, Hinata's a voyeur and Sakura's into BDSM. Add a suspicious orange Hokage and his ANBU to the mix. Hinata fainted, Sakura is livid and Sasuke is going to kill Naruto and Sai.

Otou-san said things like that sometimes, about Itachi being better. As if it mattered that Itachi could have graduated the Academy before Sasuke if he and Kaa-chan hadn't held him back, or that somehow Itachi always understood what their Otou-san tried to teach him better and at a younger age than his Nii-san. Non-massacre AU Uchiha-centric slice of life for a tumblr prompt

sasuke sees a ufo

You know... the Akatsuki are really just like every other group of roommates. Just a bit more... murdery.

Tobirama kills uchihas and that makes hashirama mad cuz his bf is uchiha madara. hashimada or whatever that paring is called

Little Sasuke had a habit of bringing home strays. But now it maybe getting out of hand... Mikoto and Fugaku are not amused...well Fugaku isn't, and Itachi is highly amused. slight SasuHina if you squint

"Team Seven, your mission is to capture a group of mercenaries hidden in a civilian village. Sasuke and Naruto, you're married. Naruto, you're pregnant. And Sakura, you're her personal doctor," … "WHAT?". SasuFemNaru. Don't like, don't read!

This is a story about what would happen to the storyline if Itachi got a view into one of Sasuke's darkest moments. It will follow somewhat of the canon storyline then eventually delve into AU. First story on this site.

When Orochimaru was interested in something, he studied it thoroughly. His newest obsession was none other than Sasori, and he'd had the fortunate opportunity to be paired with the puppet on their latest mission, something that the snake-nin took great delight in and that Sasori absolutely despised.

And although Kisame always listened to him, the sight of a skinny thirteen year old with the ANBU uniform never find its way to escape Kisame's eyes whenever it wishes to. [This work has also published on my AO3 account.]

Te han convertido en lo que eres ahora, no te reconoces, quienes te rodean conviven con una mentira, ¿qué sucederá cuándo todo acabe por romperte?

SemiAU - Based on the fairytale Goldilocks, but more fun as it's told by our beloved grump, Sasori. No-pairing.

Song parody to "Let It Go" Naruto and Sakura's friends have had just about enough of Sasuke's crap. He takes off, wreaks havoc, and doesn't even seem to care about the friends he left behind unless he's threatening or trying to kill them. And now he seems to be affiliating himself with the Akatsuki? Oh hell no. They're not going to take this sitting down. For Lizzie Lake.

Sasuke is abused and abandoned by Orochimaru after a failed justu. He is found by Itachi, who is left alone to care for his sick, fragile brother. Some OroSasu, with some ItaSasu if you squint.

Orochimaru asks to see Sasori's true form *story takes place when Orochimaru was in akatsuki and when he was sasoris partner.

Oneshot. Slight Thorki. Thor has returned with Loki to Asgard, where he keeps Loki to himself. Unable to keep quiet forever, Loki will eventually spill why he attacked Earth, along with deeper secrets. Bonding and angsty fluff. Stubborn!Loki is the best.

My version of MIW's cop video :D

This is a story about Chris Motionless from Motionless in White and Mike Kuza, their former drum tech and current owner of Six Feet Under.

Christmas is about spending time with family and friends. Unfortunately, the Akatsuki don't have that. But that won't stop Tobi. An Akatsuki Chrstmas fluff piece. One-Shot.

Itachi and Sasuke struggle living with a physically and emotionally abusive father, while trying to heal from the grief of losing their mom. ONE SHOT no yaoi

Itachi is happy he is going to get a baby brother but he wants to watch it happen! O.o I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS!

Little Sasuke always noticed when Itachi was sick... sometimes Itachi wish that Sasuke didn't... sick!Itachi hurt!Sasuke ... just brotherly fluff.

The Akatsuki celebrate christmas in their own little way.

Akatsuki and Christmas in one room. It can't get any better than that. Or worse. T for Hidan's mouth. MERRY CHRISTMAS! ONESHOT.

Sasuke wants to know where babies come from. He asks his older brother for the answer. How will this all work out? Oneshot. NOT YAOI. Humor. Its just something that popped in my head.

Funny daily lives of Akatsuki!

Itachi creeps out little kids, Hidan has twentyfour hours to carve a pumpkin, and Orochimaru shows his face? No wait, that's just a mask. Kakuzu dresses for the part, Sasori keeps a dead cat, and more! It's Halloween, everybody. And Akatsuki is so ready.

Ever wondered what the Akatsuki are afraid of? Well here's your chance. Rated T for mild language & sugestive theme near the end. May contain spoilers. Includes all Akatsuki members that were/will be/are in the Akatsuki.

Sasori had been seeing Orochimaru lately and Deidara isn't happy. Songfic, yaoi indicated. "Heartless" by Hinder.

Itachi and Sasuke live in a broken home with two abusive parents. Who are they to tell? Who will help them?

If this was really what Sasori wanted, then he would so willingly give it to him. How could he deny the sweet boy of what he needed, anyhow? If it was his life that the redhead wanted, then of course he could take it. Sandaime x Sasori, T for violence.

Completed, Akatsuki centered. Parodies about the childhoods of Zetsu, Kisame, Deidara, Sasori, Itachi, Konan, Kakuzu, Pein, Hidan and Tobi. For there IS a reason why Zetsu eats human flesh, why Konan uses Paper Jutsu, and why Hidan is a Jashinist.

"NO! You understand! I know you're lying. Like baa-chan. Like Mother and Father!" Hand already on the doorknob, Sasori turned to hurl another glare over his shoulder. "I'll find a way to make you stay by me always!" Sasori/Third Kazekage.

Itachi can't sleep at night, and it isn't because of nightmares or teenage hormones. It's because the most annoying Akatsuki pair ever, Sasori and Orochimaru, just won't shut up. /Orosaso if you squint/ /SERIOUSLY OOC CRACK/ /oneshot/

“It’s such a shame your mind is as twisted as your tongue." Orochimaru and Sasori. Mild squick.