Edit 22/7/15: I'm a big fat liar and I apologise. But I just updated Summertime Scatterbrains so there's that. One Piece will come eventually, haven't given up on them. I'm just not into One Piece as much since the Time Skip. It's a wee bit depressing, actually.

I will be continuing every single one of my stories this month (June 2015 yo), even the One Piece ones. Or attempting to, yanno. After a very long hiatus which was caused by lack of motivation and laziness, I've decided to give this fanfiction thing another shot. I'm about to be wrapping up a 12 month traineeship so once my final workbooks have been submitted (happening on 5 June 2015), I will start working on the new chapters. Just for anyone that might be interested. Peace out, home scouts.

ONGOING

Swimming for Straw Hats: Chapter 5 is up. Chapter 6 has not been started. ZoroxRobin won over ZoroxSanji.

Revenant: Chapter 3 is up. Chapter 4 has been started.

Summertime Scatterbrains: Chapter 4 is up. Chapter 5 not started.

STORY IDEAS

Life's a Bitch and so's the Witch: Dragon Age: Origins Oneshot. She will never love you. By the maker, he hated her, but he hated her more when she was right. Alistair / Morrigan, onesided Alistair / Warden.

The Complexities of living in an Apartment Complex: D. Gray Man AU. Lenalee Lee has always wanted to break away from her brother's iron grip to live under a roof of her own, to taste freedom without his overprotective aura suffocating her. Moving into a run-down apartment with three abnormal guys was not her definition of freedom - neither was having the creepy Noah family as neighbours. Lavi / Lenalee / Allen.

ABOUT THE WRITER

"You never really know a man until you step into his shoes and walk around in them. Just standing on the Radley Porch was enough." - Scout Finch, "To Kill a Mockingbird" by Harper Lee.

"Create a flawless character and you create an insufferable one." - Margaret Atwood, "Spotty-Handed Villainesses".

I'm so lazy it hurts. I ain't even lying.

I have nothing more to say.

Shows: Tokyo Ghoul, D. Gray Man, Legend of Korra, Firefly, Merlin, Awkward, The Walking Dead, New Girl, Supernatural, Suburgatory, Syfy's Alice, Revolution, Sleepy Hollow, The Legend of the Seeker, Skins (Seasons 1 & 2), One Piece, Huntik: Secrets & Seekers, Monsuno, Code Lyoko, Class of the Titans, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Gravity Falls, Soul Eater, Durarara, Black Cat, Sailor Moon, No.6, Samurai Champloo, Cowboy Bebop, Library War, Chrno Crusade, Macross Frontier, Anohana, Pretear, Ouran High School Host Club, Hellsing, High School of the Dead, Munto, Lovely Complex.

Manga: Nakanmon, Monkey High, Variante, Hirunaka no Ryuusei, High School Debut, Pandora Hearts.

Books: Mortal Instruments, Infernal Devices, The Hunger Games, Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson & The Olympians, Heroes of Olympus, Skulduggery Pleasant, Strange Angels, Stephanie Plum, Alex Rider, Iron Druid, Weirdsville, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There.

Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age Series, Jade Empire, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic I & II, The Witcher, The Dark Eye: Drakensang, Rusty Hearts, Runescape, Flyff, The Sims Games, Kingdom Hearts, Long Live the Queen, Final Fantasy VII.

Old account: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1162437/IronicScenario