Great Quotes (and I know there are a lot, you can skip it if you want to):

"I'm a misunderstood genius."/"What's misunderstood?"/"Nobody thinks I'm a genius." -Calvin/Hobbes/Calvin

"CAPTIAN!" -Jack Sparrow.

"It's not flying...It's falling with style." Buzz Lightyear

"But WHY is the rum gone?" -Jack Sparrow. Oh, I mean Captain Jack Sparrow.

"You can only rise as high as you dare to fall." -?

"O ye child of hell, why tempt ye me?" -Amulek

"Marriage is real tough because you have to deal with feelings, and lawyers." - Richard Pryor

"If my life is of no value to my friends, then it is of no value to me." -Joseph Smith

"Pints? It comes in pints? I'm getting one." -Pippin

"Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance." -William Shakespeare (gotta love the guy)

"That still only counts as one!" -Gimli

"Seven and a half hours to save the world. Isn't there some law that says we get at least twenty-four?" -Holly

"THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED-- DIED RATHER THAN BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS, AS WE WOULD HAVE DONE FOR YOU!" -Sirius

"Do you know how to use that thing?"--"Yes! The pointy end goes into the other man!" -Diego/Alejandro

"Let me ask you something. This girl. How far are you willing to go for her?"-- "I would die for her." -- "Oh, good. No worries, then." -Jack/Will/Jack

"Today is the day Jack Sparrow almost exscaped." Commodore Norrington

"All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.""
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring.
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king."

-Bilbo

"You cheated." "Pirate."-Will/Jack

"You can keep doing that forever, the dog is NEVER going to move."-Jack

"A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!" -Jack

"My children, you shall always remember this as the day you almost _ Captain Jack Sparrow." Jack Sparrow

"In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but it was a whole lot easier to see." -?

"STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!" -Jack

"Dark doesn't exist; it is simply the absence of light. Cold doesn't exist; it is simply the absence of heat. Evil doesn't exist; it is simply the absence of good." -Albert Einstein

And, to go along with that: "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good to do nothing." -?

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain

"Speaking in tounges gives some people a headache." -Foaly

"First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement, so I must do nothin'. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the Pirate's Code to apply, and you're not. And thirdly, the Code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner." -Barbossa

"But please, stay here, and try not to do anything stupid." -Jack

"Beneath the rule of men entirely great, the pen is mightier than the sword." -Edward Bulwer-Lytton

"Gentalmen, you shall always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow." Jack

"When in doubt, tell the truth. If you do, you don't have to remember anything." -Mark Twain

"Scarlet!"slap"Not sure I deserved that."-Jack

"Knowing what you stand for limits what you will fall for." -?

"There is do, and there is do not. There is no try." -Yoda

"Why is the rum always gone?" (in #2)(And for those of you who haven't seen it yet, I'm not talking to you.) -Jack Sparrow

"CAPTAIN!" -Will and Elizabeth.

"Courage is not a man with a gun in his hand. It's knowing you're licked before you begin but you begin anyway and see it through no matter what." -Atticus

"I do not love the sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I only love that which they defend."
-J.R.R. Tolkien

"Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us dragons can be beaten." -G. K. Chesterton

"Poor God. The stupidities He gets blamed for." -John Blackthorne

"He who could make two ears of corn grow... would do more for his country than the whole race of politicians put together." -?

"It is our choices that show who we truly are, far more than our abilities." -Dumbledore

"Those who stand for nothing will fall for anything." -Alexander Hamilton

"Nothing grows without hard work except weeds." -Gordon B. Hinckley

"It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weasley black guts out." -Jack

"Give me liberty or give me death!" -Patrick Henry

"He who knows best knows how little he knows." -Thomas Jefferson

"Where's that monkey? I want to shoot something!" -Captain Jack

"When pigs fly."