Starscream, Skywarp and Thundercracker are bored waiting for orders. What better way to pass time than studying those oh-so-squishy creatures sharing the planet with them? Unless of course the squishy in question has her own plans... Rated T to be safe.

She's just an everyday, normal Trans-fan. One like any other you'd meet on the street, complete with habits and slang taken from almost living in the wake of the movies. When she realizes the hard way her fandom has suddenly become real, can she survive?

This was a first for us Autobots: never before have we come in contact with a species like these humans, so eerily similar to our own race and twice as tenacious as Sparklings. The question was, how far can we trust the humans with our culture? (Gradual AU)

A human cruiser; Corsair Escion, crash lands on Cybertron, the homeworld of mechanical beings. The Captain saved the crew while sacrificing herself, or so she had thought. Time grows short as the Captain fears she will never survive to see home again. Rated M for violence and language, nothing explicit!

When Sam gets changed into a sparkling he becomes the responsibility of the last two Autobots that anyone expected. Rated M just to be safe.

The AllSpark lives on in the body of a young human granting him remarkable power. But holding on to his humanity is harder then it would seem, even harder when he is forced to use his abilities to please another.

As if his life hadn't been made hard enough by the world finding out about the war between the Autobots and Decepticons. Sam finds himself in the hands of the 'Cons and his new master. Rating high just to be safe.

It's been a year since she found out she was part Cybertronian...since she found out she was the daughter of the legendary Optimus Prime. But life was about to get even more interesting for one Tatyana Topaz Witwicky/Prime...Who is the Fallen?

There were only four things I knew for sure. First, my cousin's car was a talking robot. Second, I was destined to save the world I never felt a part of. Third, Decepticons were after me. Fourth, I was totally screwed. — Optimus x OC

The Autobots have decided to temporarily leave their favourite human with the Decepticons! Unfortunately, Megatron's growing boy-obsession/ Sam's mental breakdowns/ Soundwave's creepiness/Starscream's complete hate don't get any better from there.

The Prime stands for more than himself. With their species dwindling, the All Spark destroyed and himself having died once already, Optimus decides that there cannot be only him any longer. - Mechpreg -

When Optimus Prime finally finds his sparkmate, he loses him to the war. But Primus has other plans for the boy… Pairings: Optimus Prime/Sam Witwicky, eventual Ironhide/Will Lennox, Sunstreaker/Sideswipe, Ratchet/Mikaela and many more!

Ironhide gets into a predicament after transforming with candy in his cab. Gum isn't easily removed. There's a solution, but Hide's less than cooperative. Prime & Chromia come to help Ratchet, but nothing's ever as easy as it sounds, and the twins are up to trouble. IHxChromia, OPxElita. Ch 24, The twins borrow soap from the femmes with disastrous results.

For years Jazira has longed to join NEST and use her gift to help the Autobots. But when Optimus is brutally attacked by Decepticons on his way to meet her, the time has come to reveal that gift. Rate T for language and violence, just to be safe.

When you're a fan girl, you're a fan girl. You can't help the stupid things you do for your fandom. But what happens when you're suddenly the only one who KNOWS about the fandom? Let's find out, shall we? TF movieverse, for now set between TF and TF2.

Evelyn never knew about her father until she was 11 yrs. old. Her mother never told a thing about him or where he is. After she had found her father, will she be able to survive the Decepticons? :STILL THINKING OF REWRITING THIS:

Mai is a fugitive assassin living in the apocalyptic world ruled by the Decepticons. She has evaded the Decepticons for quite some time, but how long can she keep it up? Will she survive? R&R

RotF verse. Sequel to "Kinship." Sam's trying to juggle his different priorities after the battle in Egypt, from ambassador to Prime to college student to boyfriend, but his biggest challenge is also the tallest: his brother Prime. Canon pairings.

My name is Elizabeth Galloway. I am the one and only daughter of Theodore Galloway. I had no friends until I met the Autobots. So many things have happened to me. I trust my new friends, no, my new family to keep me safe.

Salem is the great-granddaughter of Sam Witwicky. But when she is FINALLY ready to move out, she realizes that he wasn't just making up stories. Can she help the Autobots? Co-author Zoey The Wolf

Sam thought that once Barricade and Starscream had repaid their debts, his problems were over. Then he finds out Optimus Prime also feels he owes him...A sequel to "From The Bottom Up" which is itself a sequel to "Code Of Honour." May contain slash.

In the desert after the battle of the Sun Harvester, Devastator is found by NEST. However, he lives to serve the Primes, and now, he has Optimus Prime as his new Master. Well, Galloway will be surprised at Diego Garcia's newest resident. Enjoy!

This takes place between the events of Tranformers 2 up to the start of Transformers 3.When Megatron and the decepticons kidnap Sam the autobots learn of their new development for an army, they meet two new allies and go to rescue Sam before its too late.

Movieverse crackfic- The Allspark is gone, Megatron was turned into a human, Sam is the most wanted man in the world...what else could go wrong...well, just about everything else. Bridges movies 1 & 2. All cannon pairings present. MegatronxMaggie

Richelle sends an E-mail to her friend Jacky, but Starscream intercepts the mail and tracks down where it came from. He kidnaps Richelle and after living with him for a while the Decepticons need her for a mission. Title sucks, I know. XD 'Discontinued.'

Her daddy said he would always be there but when an unforeseen attack occurs it leaves a little child alone until that is she finds her "daddy" again in the form of an alien robot that looks like her fathers Peterbilt truck..reviews welcome Cheers

When Optimus's childhood sweetheart is found on Earth he tries everything in his power to prevent Megatron from finding her, Rated T for Violence and future violence, blood and language. OP/OC REVIEW!

AU He died at Mission City, fighting to save Earth. He never dreamed he'd become one of the enemy, but he woke up as one of them, torn between 2 cultures, 2 lives, 2 minds, and 2 loyalties. He's crossed the line, and he doesn't think he'll be forgiven.

Set around TF: Prime universe. Starscream become infected with tainted energon, and crashes while looking for the Autobot base. With Megatron refusing to help him, Starscream gets some help from an unlikely bot...

For Soundwave 0107: Devastator always followed orders, for Prime's word was law. But what will happen when his Master steps down someday? Can he handle having a Techno Organic boss? Primus have mercy on his spark...

In biological warfare such as this, there are only two outcomes: Forfeiture or Insanity. OptimusXOC

The Autobots have many human allies, of different ages and backgrounds. But for a few young humans, the Autobots are much more then just allies, they're family. DISCONTINUED.

Aparently, I have a nack for bad luck. Because being attacked by giant alien robots definetly doesn't fit on my agenda….

Megatron steals Optimus Primes sparkling, and everyone presumes she's dead, but what happens when she re-appears, as a decepticon

The world has been taken under dictatorship. None dares stands against the twelve year old dictator, for her unstoppable, powerful soldiers stand by her side...known as the Autobots. How will a group of humans rescue the Autobots and the world?

Broken hearted Mikaela opens up. Optimus takes care of his friends - all of them and what follows transforms Mikaela's world. Joining beyond sex. Healing beyond expectation. Optimus/Ratchet/Mikaela various.

Optimus Prime and Will Lennox are an undefeated team until this road trip. Add Decepticons, an injured Elita and Prime's mom. How will Optimus explain his actions? What secrets can she reveal from his childhood? CH 17 Sunsets, old love and new friends.

The war is finally over, but the act that brought about peace is a festering wound that threatens to tear the Autobots apart. Cont. from 'Quits' but can stand alone. Established Optimus/Ironhide; mentioned Optimus/Megatron.

Knock Out promised himself to break the habit of racing, but the constant overcharge is driving him nuts. He needs to dispel the charge and nemesis is not good place to do it. Knock Out/Optimus, Warnings inside.

Every human can change but only few are able to look past their first impression to see those changes. kinda Optimus/Galloway... if you squint. Warnings inside

/ they all knew he was crazy but none thought Frenzy would be this insane. /

The bots really goofed this time. Jaacs McHenry and Tatyana Witwicky encounter at the base... this cannot end well for the bots...

What could he do now? What is his farewell gift?

Seven years after his message to space, Optimus welcomes a team of femme Autobots to Diego Garcia. Andromeda Axellis, a powerful femme in Cybertronian politics, has long since abandoned the notion of love - and her namesake. Two leaders, on the brink. A mission that would change them forever, and a war that would bring them together.

Optimus is working on a way to get close to a human we all know too well...rating may change as story progesses.

If Ratchet decides to throw a "check-up party" aka earth-team medical checkup, each mech is bound to spend earth hours being thoroughly poked, prodded, connected, reset and whatever else Ratchet decides to do to them. Ratchet/Optimus 1 - Holy Spark verse

Sam is angry and ashamed of humanity. Optimus shows him that despite humanity's short-comings, he has a lot to be proud of. NOT A PAIRING.

Two friends get separated by what they used to think was fiction. But what happens when trust turns into lust for power. Do they stay friends or become eternal enemies?

This is a story about the death of a love one. Optimus had learn years earlier of his sparkmates death and now Sam has lost he's. Optimus must learn to come to terms with his to help Sam. Rated T for some lanuage and grief. Thank you for the great reviews! Really glad you all like this story.

Amusement, humiliation, plain utter horror, Optimus Prime gets the last laugh. After today i think we can all relate. R&R ONESHOT

It is the Prime's duty to care for the wellbeing of his people, and sparkmerges are a theraputic necessity. Crackfic with a heart. Prime/various. Each chapter stands alone.

A story taking the premise of the story "For the Race" and marrying it with Phoenix13's "Male Is as Male Does". Sam becomes a femme, and suddenly finds Optimus has a vested interest in him. From a bunny suggested by Lady Threarah.WARNING: Dubious consent.

Transformers: Prime universe. After the incident in the episode Scrapheap, Optimus reflects on his team. Particularly on Ratchet. *SPOILERS* for the Episode. Slash. Optimus/Ratchet

At the start of the war, Optimus betrayed his ethics to save Megatron's spark. It didn't work. Warnings for mech/mech action.

*Surprise-verse* Spin-off. The Sparkling that would go down in Cybertronian history - not because of his birth, but because of the hilarious way he was conceived.

Sequel & NCIS/Transformers crossover. Abby was upset she didn't get to go to Diego Garcia with her team. But when Galloway and his strange new friend start making waves, Abby realizes things might not be as good as they seem.

Sequel to Cursed... His hell seemed never ending, darkness pressed in from all around him. All he wanted was to be free and all it would take is one simple step.

Two real world Trans-fans are simply hanging out one day, when they happen across a man driving a yellow Hummer. Immediately, friendships are struck, and the trio grow closer until... The entire world changes. S&M, Ironhide/Chromia, OC/Ratchet, OC/Jazz.

sam has done what he has set out to do, now he must reveal his feelings to a certain someone. yaoi. oneshot. character death.

Amidst the Autobots, Starscream finds himself wanting to repent for his past misdeeds and have a family, but the road to hell is pathed with good intentions. Mpreg. Starscream/Ratchet; Optimus/Ironhide. Cont. from 'Family Matters' but can stand alone.

In one moment of weakness, he'd gone back on everything he'd ever promised her. One-shot. Post ROTF, NOT a pairing!

Something went wrong in those woods where Prime fell, and Ironhide's going to find out what it was. Post RoTF. No Pairings.

Sure, we've all read 'Guidelines for Living with Giant Robots', but have you ever wondered how some of the rules came to pass? This was my take on this one. Used with permission from the Author.

His world had been consumed by darkness and there was nothing he could do to escape it.

Optimus finds himself a secure little place to sit back and lose himself in thought. Incidentally, it's also a wonderful place to observe Earth's natural beauty. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.

Sunstreaker is still learning to put up with humans. What happens when a bunch of humans decide to get to know him on a whole different level? Rated for my very twisted sense of humor.

Since 'Undercover' Bella's been through a lot. Now, the main threats have been taken care of, and life has been settled and peaceful, for the most part. However, when Winter rolls around... Bella will play! Ratchet/OC, Optimus/Elita, Ironhide/Chromia

A young woman with secrets attempting an undercover mission is interrupted by several strangers. She suddenly finds herself running from people claiming to be military, for numerous possible reasons, and bringing a friend along for the wild ride.

Sunny and Sides decide to drive the other Autobots insane the best way they know how. With the help of the Earth's Worldwide Web, they come up with numerous ways to prank them. Poor Autobots. Mostly canon pairings.

The Decepticons have quieted, some have defected, and the Autobots begin to build families in the tentative peace. As always, though, there is a darkness on the horizon. Sequel to 'Equilibrium' & 'Provenance', but can stand alone. OP/IH, SS/R, mpreg.

Autobot Pranks spin off. A series of one-shots where Autobots, and sometimes Decepticons, find themselves in Family Guy situations. Not always caused by pranks. Hilarity and Insanity ensue!

A side one-shot of a prank the Lennox's pull, with a little help, on two very unsuspecting, but very deserving mechs. Loosely related to 'Autobot Pranks'. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.

Mikaela still had the phone in her hand. He never gave her a chance to set it down. .o OptimuxMikaela, takes place just after Lines. o.

Spotting Annabelle thoroughly enjoying an animated video of three singing rodents called 'The Chipmunks', Wheeljack decides to try and build them for her. Unfortunately, someone else is about to walk in and throw everything to the pit. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.

Rule #86: A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive. 2009 Movieverse series of oneshots. Complete.

"I want an interface. That's all. Peace after all these years in exchange for your pride." / And dignity, a subtle voice supplied to Optimus as he felt his features slacken in horror.: Hard M chapter 1. OP/M - OP/IH

New parents don't expect to sleep. Optimus takes his son for a walk about the Base to put him to sleep. Sequel to 'Equilibrium' with flashback-fillers. Utter sparkling fluff.

Optimus and Megatron's sparkling, guarded by Starscream and semi-adopted by Ironhide, can only make life for the Autobots challenging at best, especially when the Decepticons want him for themselves. Sequel to 'Equilibrium', Optimus/Ironhide.

Megatron forces a sparkling on Optimus in the hopes that their offspring will be powerful enough to end the war. Despite the Autobot's concerns, he fights to keep it. Mpreg, Optimus/Megatron, eventually Optimus/Ironhide with mechslash

3rd in the "talk" series. Sam comes to terms with his grief of getting Optimus killed.

Galloway’s actions towards Sam have disastrous ramifications

2nd in my 'Talk of' series. I think it's going to be series, who knows. Anyway, Optimus and Ron have a conversation on a long dark road.

Pre-movieverse Secrets can be harmless, or they can be dangerous, two robots share a secrect and each has one that they hide. What will become of them? SLASH MegatronXOptimus

Their love wasn't disappearing...it merely changed. .o OptimusxMikaela, takes place after 'A Dance to Remember.' o.

This is a story of two brothers,Optimus and Megatron.We see them start off as two loving brothers.But through a series of events that are beyond their control we see them drift further and further apart.ch11Megs is in for a shock when sparring withhis bro

Mikaela is mentally and physically hurt, and an unexpecting Autobot discovers a new and very confusing side of himself when he's the only one who seems to be able to do something about her condition. Rivalry between Sam and Ironhide will occur, and angst.

Sequel to Define Human! With the threat of a Decepticon uprising looming overhead Optimus’ small team of Autobots it about to get bigger, but is Earth and the few humans that know about them ready for more Autobots and the return of Megatron?

What happens when humans and autobots fall for each other? Meant to be just a drabble, turned into something huge. MikaelaxOptimus...some violence, blood, gore, etc. Lots of angst.

Vengeful Decepticons turn Optimus Prime into a human thinking he will be easier to kill as a ‘flesh ling’. Now Optimus has to adjust to being a human as the threat of a Decepticon attack hangs over his head. Luckily the Autobots and Sam and Mikaela are...