eugene-the-artichokehide bio
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, and Homer. Eugene the Artichoke... Is female, contrary to what the name might suggest. Harbors a deep affection for artichokes, the name "Eugene", and Jane Austen. Recommends Jack Johnson and fanfiction, which she insists is a lethal combination. Listens to Coldplay, The Decemberists, The Libertines, and The Postal Service with a feverish adoration. Guards her Matt Costa, Teitur, Damien Rice, and Ane Brun CDs in a high security vault. Needs books more than she needs food and water. Devotes many hours of her life obsessing over Michael Owen, Jens Lehmann, and Manchester United. Often finds herself completely captivated by the music of Death Cab for Cutie, Iron and Wine, Amos Lee, The Shins, and Rilo Kiley. Can certainly watch Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amélie Poulain every day, for the rest of her life. Wishes she were married to an English footballer, Colin Firth, or Joseph Fiennes. Adores Ron Weasley, and in general, the entirety of the Harry Potter Universe. Staunchly supports and sails The Good Ship R/H and HMS Orange Crush. Fanfiction Works When Courage Fails Last Posted: 3/4/06 WORK IN PROGRESS Tomorrow May Not Be Last Posted: 7/11/05 WORK IN PROGRESS Scorch Last Posted: 12/7/05 WORK IN PROGRESS "There were so many fewer questions when stars were still just the holes to heaven..." -Jack Johnson |
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Seeking Ginny by Casca reviews
For years Ginny Weasley has tried to stop her feelings for Harry Potter. She's even uprooted her life. But what happens when it's time to come face to face with him again?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 165,816 - Reviews: 1927 - Favs: 2,157 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/21/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 3109 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
Bring It On by Elven Dagger reviews
Nobody EVER pranks the Marauders, Evans," snarled James, looking so furious that even Lily felt scared for a moment, "I'll forgive you if you grovel. Now. If not...This-Means-War!" Lily simply looked at him coolly and said, very coldly,"Bring it on."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,261 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 9/30/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Keen Observer by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
Andromeda says little, but she sees everything. Through their years at Hogwarts, she watches her sisters as one falls in love and one falls into madness, and doesn't see as a muggleborn boy breaks into her sheltered life. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,784 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Chromaticity by Lirazel reviews
“Everyone is a color, you know, every single person. It’s a scientific fact.” Character sketch collection featuring just about everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,974 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Complete
The Final Reckoning by LavenderBrown reviews
COMPLETE. Sequel to "The Book of Morgan Le Fey"; seventh year for The Trio; Ron is learning to use his new powers, and Harry gets a second chance at love...but Voldemort still looms...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 512,801 - Reviews: 2063 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 1/24/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Intuition by Abigail-Nicole reviews
I didn’t set out to like Narcissa. I love Lily. I hate it, it’s all so complicated, I thought only girls were supposed to be this complicated. James monologue
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2004 - James P., Narcissa M. - Complete
A Greek Tragedy by Nicole11 reviews
In my eyes, she was beautiful--the Aphrodite of her day. But, unlike the Goddess of Love, Hermione wasn't immortal.' RonHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Forever Alive by Mordred reviews
Before the boy who lived, there was another story. One of a monster inside of a man. One of a hero inside of a child. One of a traitor inside of a friend. And one of an angel inside of a demon. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 118 - Words: 455,933 - Reviews: 2290 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Lily by Ariana and Clara reviews
WARNING: This fic discontinued after 72 chapters of bliss. Ex-reviewers, read chapter 73 for a brief explanation, and please refrain from tearing us limb from limb. Not pleasant. As for new readers, hey, nothing wrong with a little unfinished business!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 149,299 - Reviews: 1557 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 12/15/2000 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Marvelous by Len reviews
In a post-OotP world, Hermione is prodded into admitting some things to herself. Slight RonHermione, hints of TonksCharlie.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Never Alone, Never Again by Bored Beyond Belief reviews
Harry's holiday reaches it's lowest point. Will Harry finally be able to have the kind of love everyone else seems to take for granted? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 270,482 - Reviews: 3876 - Favs: 4,506 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
After the End by Sugar Quill reviews
A post-Hogwarts story by Zsenya and Arabella
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 632,204 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 5/12/2001
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When Courage Fails reviews
Mustering up the courage to say what is necessary isn't always easy, and words unsaid remain just that…unsaid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The Cannons reviews
He heard her whisper sadly, “He loved me, you know.” Feeling his heart clench, he wiped his face and replied, “I know. We all knew.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Scorch reviews
The heat is almost too much for him to handle, and he is overwhelmed by the intoxicating smell of jasmine in his nostrils.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Severus S., Narcissa M.
Tomorrow May Not Be reviews
Lily Evans has always hated James Potter. However, changes in his emotional and physical behaviour occur, and Lily wonders if she can help a Marauder she never liked.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Servant reviews
All he wants to do is feel something other than pain. The mindnumbing, heartwrenching pain. He runs, never stopping, never looking back.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Prince of the Trojans reviews
Helen, Queen of Sparta, has a conversation in the gardens with Hektor, Prince of Troy.
Homer - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/14/2005 - Complete
Terribly So reviews
She was anything but fragile. A fighter, one for the books.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Bellatrix L., Remus L. - Complete