Dave Karofsky is sixteen when he realizes he likes boys. This is what happens next.

Written for the Kurtofsky Gift Exchange 2014 for Trekkiepirate. Prompt: 1. Exhausted after the birthday party (Kurt's or Dave's is up to the author), they go home and the birthday boy gets one last present before bed. 2. (for art) Wall sex or Dave admiring Kurt's new muscles and getting all sorts of naughty ideas. This fic is a glimpse into their lives told through birthdays.

It's been years since McKinley High. Dave Karofsky is comfortable in his own skin. Kurt Hummel is self-sufficient and living his dreams. Neither has found true love, and neither feels any pressing need to go looking for it. Then they bump into each other.

Kurt and Dave run into each other in New York and become really good friends. Everything is great. That is until Kurt's ex, Adam, informs him that he is bad at sex. But this could work out for them. Kurt is not a very good lay and Dave is a nervous virgin. They can help each other out. What could possibly go wrong?

Spencer Reid's mother once told him when you're ready, certain types of girls, the right type of girls will find you. It's only when you're ready. So, is he? Rating may change. S. Reid/OC

Kurt reveals to Dave that he's always had a fantasy of having sex with someone dressed as Batman. Kurt has no idea that it is Dave who is about to make this dream of his become a reality. But how does Kurt react when he discovers who the man is behind the mask? Written for lordofthepringles during the Kurtofsky Gift Exchange.

They met when he was heading to work, they become close friends, have hidden crushes on each other, they admit, they date and so much more happens during their journey in the world of the FBI's BAU and their personal lives. SRXEP pairing.

The murder of Maria Gibson on the very day Sherlock & Molly enter a new "understanding" forces the brilliant detective to face the fact he has no idea how to do relationships. Or feelings. As he begins to understand the distance between him and Molly, Sherlock must stay on a murderer's trail. A Sherlolly mystery. Muse Song: Distance by Christina Perri & Jason Mraz.

Sherlock doesn't like Todd. Molly's childhood sweetheart is too tall, too blonde, too perfect. Why has he come back into her life now? What really happened between their grandfathers in World War II? The facts indicate Molly is in danger, but John says Sherlock is jealous. Which isn't true because he and Molly are just friends. Right? Muse Song: Dark Waltz by Hayley Westerna.

What was it like to trust someone? She wished that she could remember, but the past had ruined that. Would this new mystery man prove to be different, or was he like the one before him? Reid/OC

Dave lost his wife, his job, and likes his whiskey. He decides to return to Lima to pick up the pieces and runs into an old crush. A/U, future fic, Slash! Dark Comedy.

Molly has gotten out of a relationship and becomes rather unhelpful. Sherlock decides to cheer her up by creating "Ben" - the perfect man to raise her confidence up via text. Little does Sherlock know the consequences of creating the perfect man and how Molly really is outside Bart's.

COMPLETE [Merthur] A list which everyone in Camelot should be aware of, in which Arthur is a prat/possessive and Merlin is stubborn/too endearing for his own good.

When Sherlock asked Molly to help him, she never thought she'd be given a more difficult task. Until what he asked for next. HUGE SPOILERS for Series Two.

Dave and Kurt share an apartment together in New York. When Kurt goes home during the summer, everything seems to fall into place when he realizes home is where the heart is. And his heart didn't seem to quite make it past the airport terminal.

RATED MATURE: A story in which Dave finds himself drinking into a depression and generally feeling sorry for himself when Kurt comes along. Set at the end of senior year, issues arise between them over Kurt's neglect and his feelings for Dave now. One thing escalates to another and Dave finds himself back at Kurt's house and ready to lose his virginity.

When Merlin dies Morgana feels his death. She hopes to one day be with him, as a lover instead of any enemy. Sometimes wishes aren't granted correctly. Reincarnation fic. Three-Shot.

After New Directions lose Nationals in NYC, Kurt has problems with his boyfriend. Meanwhile David Karofsky is determined to come out and make the love of his life proud of him. Eventual Kurtofsky with some Klaine, Brittana and others.

Kurtofsky Day 5: College / Basically a very very fluffy piece of the college years Kurt and David spend together, and a stalker monkey.

The McKinley High Rainbow Brigade - plus Finn and Rachel - gather at Kurt's house every Saturday night to watch scary movies. Kurt HATES scary movies, but finds Dave's shoulder quite useful as an eye-shield.

Or 5 times David Karofsky thought Kurt Hummel could do so much better than him; and 1 time Kurt Hummel realized the opposite might be true. Kurtofsky. Slash. T for swearing and slight implications. Light Angst/Fluff. Flangst.

A lake, a strange tree, a grassy hill. Where is this place? Is it just a dream? An odd friendship between a friendless little girl and a loner half demon grows as the two spend time in this place. How did they end up there? What's beyond that lake?

"When did it start? Oh, I suppose it had to be the moment Jim from IT, the friendly commentator on my blog was suddenly revealed to be gay as a biscuit. It sort of comforts me that he ended up not fancying Sherlock, but wanted to blow him up instead."

Kurt gets a secret admirer. Alternative version to the events of 'Heart'. Kurtofsky.

"So, let me get this straight," David asked, shaking his head. "You, Kurt Hummel, want my help being more of a 'guy'...So Blaine doesn't stray?" The singer didn't seem to like how he rephrased the question, but he let out a sigh and nodded. "Exactly."

"Nobody else drove here from Lima to wish me luck, Dave..." On the day of Kurt's NYADA audition, taking place at Ohio State University, one conversation changes everything.

Three months after Dave Karofsky is released from the hospital, he and Kurt try to figure out exactly where they fit into one another's lives. Story arc is Klaine - Klainofsky smut - eventual Kurtofsky, for those who need to know these things going in.

McGonagall's inter-house unity nights bring Harry and Draco closer than they ever would have thought possible. Originally a one shot, now with a sequel. Muggle games, broom cupboards, fluff, humour, smut. Hogwarts 8th year fic, EWE

What happens when Molly starts wearing lipstick and Sherlock starts sending her texts. Sherlock/Molly Post-Reichenbach.

Speculation on what's to come for Dave and Kurt after 'Heart.' Dave faces his demons and Kurt just tries to figure out his feelings. Kurtofsky, slash.

This is an almost completely smutty one/two-shot sequel to "To safely go home". It starts as the story left off with Kurt having just gotten his memory back and is in bed with Dave. It's also kind of fluffy. A lot fluffy.

Married, closeted, and old before his time, Dave rolls the dice on a chance to do things differently, to live the life he was meant to live.

When Kurt is almost ripped away from him Dave takes it upon himself to help him find his way back home to him. Memory loss fic. Fairly fluffy even though that wasn't the intention. COMPLETE

Kurt and Blaine's breakup means that Kurt has to spend the holidays alone. Fed up with his all too happy family, he takes a walk, only to run into one Dave Karofsky. But why is Dave all alone in a park the day after Christmas? Kurtofsky, Slash, Rated T

There are consequences when Dave and Kurt make a bet.

Just when Dave thinks he might, finally, be getting over Kurt Hummel, who walks into Scandals on a Friday night and changes everything? Yep, Kurt f***ing Hummel.

It's been six years since Kurt Hummel's apparent suicide, and Dave is drowning his sorrow in alcohol and rent boys. But when he finds a drug-addicted prostitute that looks eerily like his high school crush, he just can't let it go. Kurtofsky, Slash, M.

Things change without being noticed. Once noticed, those changes can cast doubt on everything. Kurt doesn't know when things changed for him, but he knows the sooner he separates himself from the doubt, the sooner he might find happiness.

"There will always be a guy, Kurt, because you'll always choose wrong. Start looking in front of your nose." The only constant in Kurt Hummel's love life is Dave Karofsky, and Kurt's pretty sure he will die surrounded by cats and old issues of Vogue.

This story was born from my need to see Dave's lips on Kurt's again.

Kurt finds out that Karofsky wrote a book detailing his high school years. This causes him to be concerned. Very concerned. Slash, later on. Changed the rating. Fixed error in Chapter 3.

Dave is a silent presence at the weekly PFLAG meetings at the Lima Central Library. At least until Kurt gives him a reason to speak up. Kurtofsky, some Klaine.

Honking long one-shot sequel to Mother's Day. When Kurt and Dave return to Lima from NYC on Thanksgiving break, they find that not a few things have changed since they left for college.

After relocating to Wisconsin for grad school, Kurt's apartment building catches on fire, rendering him temporarily homeless. When his rescuer turns out to be someone from his past, what will happen next? Rated M for language and Kurtofsky smut.

A way in which a romantic relationship between Kurt and Dave could develop in Season 3 of Glee. Most chapters may just be a scene or two for an episode.

Kurt tries to help Dave find his way out of the closet. When things go more wrong for Dave than Kurt ever would have guessed, it's up to Kurt to help Dave pick up the pieces. Non-con, violence, homophobia, Kurtofsky. Now complete!

Lauren never told Spencer how she felt and he never thought she could feel anything other than friendship to him. But now, when he goes to the Big Apple on a case he realises that he may have let someone special slip through his fingers.

Five times Dave says the wrong thing and one time he does exactly the right one. .:. Kurt/Dave

Kurt shows up at Dave's apartment, determined to find out once and for all what they mean to each other.

Sequel to Catnip. Emily returns and the team must deal with the fallout. Reid must also deal with giving Sergio back to his rightful owner.

Kurt calls Dave out on being a jackass, but all Dave can think about is that Kurt's yelling at him. In a locker room. Again. Set in the same timeline as "Number 27," during the spring of Dave's sophomore year of college.

The new agent at the BAU is...off. How will the team accept her when she barely fits in? Meanwhile, she has ulterior motives for joining the team and the FBI. Will they be revealed? Case-fic and eventual Reid/OC. T, but maybe M later

After the events of the Doyle storyline Prentiss and Reid's lives change. Will they come together again? Longfic 40 parts epilgoue Now complete. PS this is a daddy reid fic

At the beginning of senior year, a strange woman shows up looking for David Karofsky. Kurt helps her find him, and finds out something about Dave's past along the way.

Senior year is his last chance to set things right and be someone else. And he's really going to try this year, because of a dream he had, and because of a friendship he gained, and because of what he wants deep down. .:. Kurtofsky. AU after s2 finale.

Prentiss and Reid have been hanging out after work for a while, but something changes this night that could change their lives forever. Prequel to Life's a Journey. Can be a stand alone. M for a reason enjoy if you're okay with that.

Dave Karofsky and Kurt Hummel, and yet... opposite. Dave is the Out fashionista, and Kurt is the closeted footballer. Kurt is also Dave's bully, and it's all so backwards in this AU, but that's what makes it fun. 30 drabbles. Older-teen content ahead!

Sometimes we need someone or something else to help us grieve. For Reid and Garcia, that means taking care of Sergio and in doing so, the three of them learn to cope with the loss of their friend

Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy occupy the two extreme ends of the Hogwarts social ladder. Against all odds, they meet in the middle in their sixth year, and it's nothing short of scandalous. Rated M. Eventual slash. Completed.

Morgana can't accuse Merlin of poisoning her without risking her own exposure, so she decides to get him killed another way. But after all is said and done, can she let Merlin die… especially after her heart's reaction when she pressed her lips to his?

Carole, at work, wins a raffle to go on vacation to a ski resort in Colorado. However, Paul Karofsky wins the same thing at his workplace for his own family. And as it happens... the two families must share a cabin. .:. a five-part Kurtofsky fic.

When Karofsky pushes Kurt hard enough, the school faculty finally realize that something must be done. So Principal Figgins declares Karofsky Kurt's personal driver and bag-carrier while his broken arm heals. Who knows where this will lead? AU from NBK!

Because everyone deserves a shot at it, even Dave Karofsky... Main story COMPLETE. Bonus THANK-YOU! chapter PWP to follow...

After seeing Lila's new movie advertisement on TV, emotions are stirred up. Reid/Lila. Rating might and probably will change. Chapters to 4 contain spoilers to The Performer episode.

Reid wakes up to find Prentiss curled up to him. Where will their relationship go? Mostly fluff.

L/R DB series. Number 1. Lila asks Spencer to stay the night. Spoilers up to 1x18

Sequel to Cry for Deliverance. Kurt and Dave continue to work on the issues and feelings raised during that story. Can you really build something strong and good on the ashes of despair and disaster?

A follow up to "Reflection of Desire." Emily decides it's high time to show Reid that it's easy to slash an IQ of 187 to 60

It begins at Sectionals. It continues the week following Sectionals. And it grows just before Regionals. What's going on? Is Karofsky truly a changed man? Kurt is determined to find out. .:. post-2x08. Dave/Kurt. Contains smut in final chapter. Complete!

For theauthor2010's Glee Angst Meme prompt: Five secrets aside from the BIG one that Dave Karofsky holds. Now with a happy epilogue, because I can't do tragic endings. possibly triggery description of a suicide attempt and suicidal thoughts

Kurt finally gets the kiss he deserves - plus Karofsky sings! Set the week following the famous locker room scene. For those who want Karofsky to find redemption and Kurt to find happiness.

Garcia is feeling lonely and ends up at Reid's, where will it lead? A thirty part fic showing important parts of their life. Garcia/Reid R, uses season one cast.

*Drabble*

Someone gets caught daydreaming about someone else

Technically an epilogue to "Who Celebrates Six Months" but works as a stand alone. Reid and Prentiss celebrate their engagement at home together.

Reid and Prentiss have been together for six months. After their announcement Hotch, Morgan and Rossi rib Reid a little bit.

Prentiss and Reid talk about their possible future, and babies. Just some random fluff. Technically a sequel to "Wedding Date Blues" but it should make sense on its own.

Technically the epilogue to "Wedding Date Blues" but works as a stand alone. What happens after the wedding Prentiss dragged Reid to? Well some fun of course!

Emily Prentiss is told she must attend a high profile family wedding, along with a date. She decides to bring her friend and co-worker Spencer Reid, lots of fun and some drama ensues. Complete

In which Arthur is out of sorts. His manservant leaves a lot to be desired, Morgana is scary, Merlin's 'luck' is becoming too noticeable, his knights need to learn some lessons, and they're beginning to act very strangely. Arthur blames Merlin. COMPLETE

AU Reid teaches Emily how to play the piano with surprising results. Rated M for adult content REIDEMILY pairing. One Shot

Someone wants to play a deadly game with Dr. Reid, but who's the real target, himself or someone close to him? reposted for errors and readability