Fanfiction.net is proud (I'm sure) to bring you the brilliant debut of the collaboration of Marilyn Stabs and Vivian Kain, two of the most interesting and mysterious figures of the fanfiction genre. "Sometimes I eat apples," commented an ecstatic Vivian when this reporter asked for a comment. "Marshmallow," added Marilyn. They would also like to add, for your enjoyment, the lyrics to the song "Spank Me" from the movie soundtrack Dick Tracy, sung by the talented Madonna:

Some girls, they like candy
Others, they like to grind
I'll settle for the back of your hand
Somewhere on my behind

Treat me like I'm a bad girl
Even when I'm being good to you
I don't want you to thank me
You can just Spank Me

Some guys like to sweet talk
Others, they like to tease
But tie my hands behind my back
And, Ooo, I'm in exstacy

Don't smoother me with kisses
i can get that from my sista's
Before I get to cranky
You better like Hanky Panky

Nothing like a good spankie
Don't take out your handkerchiefs
I don't wanna cry
I just want a Hankie Pankie Guy!

They would also like to add that the idea for the story "Play Things" was lifted from Sicaria Snape's "The Race for Snape" and perverted beyond recognition. Also, if you would like more naughty and amusing things to read, I suggest stories by both "Marilyn Stabs" and "Vivian Kain", who each have individual pen names. In addition, both would like to apologize for the beyond cheesy summary of "Play Things"...they claim they couldn't resist. Well, enjoy!