Hangovers make Rose Weasley grumpy. Scorpius Malfoy makes Rose Weasley grumpy. Waking up in places other than her bed makes Rose Weasley grumpy. So it's completely understandable that combining all three makes for an incredibly grumpy Rose Weasley, and a smart person would avoid antagonising her at all costs. Turns out Scorpius Malfoy isn't very smart.

Miss Smoak shows her boss, Mr Queen, just how sorry she is.

Tired and frustrated after a long night of revision, Rose soothes her headache with a glass of water only to find herself alone in the kitchen with Scorpius Malfoy, the boy who she may have been in love with for the past six years.

It's his birthday and I'm giving him the one thing he really wants. AH ExB M for Smut. Smut, smut, smut.

Bella can't stand Edward Cullen. She hates his tattoos, his piercings, and his stupid band. But mostly she hates how badly she wants him. He hates her too...or so she thinks. Will one iPhone fail change everything? My entry to LOL Text Message Contest. Won: Public Vote, Best Edward, Hottest Text Fail, Host's Choice- CaliGirlMon, Judges' Pick- SDFanFicChic.

Omegaverse Regency-Period Sherlolly story. No, seriously. With Knotting and everything.

Love is never as simple as it should be. When Felicity is fifteen years old, she meets two boys; the two great loves of her life.

(au) Oliver saves Felicity from the terrifying monkey bars when he's just seven years old and spends the rest of their friendship trying to be the hero she deserves.

Teddy/Victoire. Story follows Victoire through her fifth and sixth years at Hogwarts as she flirts, dates, and eventually discovers her feelings for a certain metamorphagus. Ends with the famous Platform 9 and 3/4's kiss.

Instead of paying attention during a meeting, Oliver spends most of it telling Felicity what he wants to do to her as soon as it's over... and then he follows through with his promise.

(au) Oliver runs into his high school crush, Felicity Smoak, at a charity gala and he finally gets his chance to win the girl of his dreams.

*RE-POST* While dealing with a loss, Clary befriends her new neighbor's troubled foster-son. Can their friendship help them let go of the pain or will their pasts intervene and rip them apart? (Due to Fanfiction disabling the C&P ability, I am re-posting this story here. Thank you to all who have been so supportive!)

He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?

After years of bedroom boredom with Missionary Mike, can Bella find the sexual salvation she's seeking in the arms of campus hottie, Edward Cullen?

Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.

She never was one for resisting temptation. Mythology AU. Hades/Persephone.

Molly isn't fond of lifts. Sherlock tries to fix that.

Bella always finds the wrong guy. The one who can't satisfy her, ahem, needs. The one who really wants her best friend, Rosalie. But even if she never finds the Right Guy, there's always a glass of wine and the sympathetic ear of Edward, her faithful barman.

Rose wakes up in hospital surrounded by 5 men – an older red haired man who's cursing everyone in sight, a terrified young man dressed in odd orange robes, a crazy haired boy whose trying to restrain the red head, a stocky bloke who says he's her boyfriend, and a blonde aristocrat who doesn't appear to be breathing. She just wants to know one thing – which one is her Man-Pillow?

There's only one person on this earth that Edward Cullen hates, and that's his boss...Bella Swan. She's cold. She's ruthless and incapable of human emotion, and to Edward's greatest frustration, the hottest woman walking the face of the planet.

Sherlock Holmes, a very unusual sort of pirate, needs help from a famous physician named Dr. Hooper. Adventure and romance follow, and lots of familiar faces. COMPLETE

Sherlock & Molly continue to explore their relationship as they investigate the attempted robbery of an opera singer, an old love of Mycroft's. D/S COMPLETE!

Molly Hooper decides to explore her kinky side with the man she's always wanted- Sherlock Holmes. sub!Molly and dom!Sherlock. Mild S&M, safe sane & consensual.

Whenever they slept together either Rose or Scorpius had a perfectly justifiable reason for doing so.

AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.

She's the artsy, outcast daughter of a rich, crooked lawyer. He's the self-absorbed undercover agent assigned to do whatever it takes to get the goods on daddy-even if that means making a play for his feisty daughter. AU/AH/OOC Fluffy. Lemonade.

When one paragraph just isn't enough... When fade to black's not an option. From planting primroses to Katniss saying "real", the expanded, hopefully inoffensive, unauthorized version. KxP, canon.

Scorpius looks for reasons to hate Rose Weasley and her freckles provide a scapegoat for his feelings: they're everywhere, he can't stand them, and he hates that he keeps noticing their placement.

My take on how Katiniss and Peeta finally figured out what was "real." Post-Mockingjay, Pre-Epilogue. I tried to be as canon as possible. Rated M because, let's face it, The Hunger Games series was pretty grown up.

Trapped in the Slytherin Changing Room on a mission with nothing but an invisibility cloak for company, the most terrible thing happens to Rose Weasley. She gets trapped under mistletoe with HIM. Scorpius Malfoy. RW&SM One-Shot

"...As I watch the strong lines of his arms and the way they steadily hold that brush to create beautiful things, my stomach churns with acidic butterflies, and I think, real or not real?" Katniss embraces being the girl on fire at last. Pre-Epi. M.

Draco's a jerk, leads to Scorose things, and blankets. Sequel to Not Just Lovers Anymore. Does not have to be read to understand the story, just the title, really.

What happens when a very drunk Rose Weasley collides with Scorpius Malfoy in a bar? One shot

Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.