CoolCat9hide bio
 Author has written 14 stories for Caillou, Dinosaucers, Simpsons, Land Before Time, Dinosaurs, Garfield, Sly Cooper, Dinosaur Train, Kung Fu Panda, Misc. Movies, Star Wars, Emoji Movie, and Lion King. Hi! I'm CoolCat9! I'm a alter ego. I was made by a better user to distribute both funny and cringeworthy trollfiction. (take Peter Chimera as a precedent) Also, I am not affiliated with Derek Savage or anything regarding the "Cool Cat" franchise. Enjoy (or cringe at) the stuff I have to offer before someone stops me. If you want to stop a truly bad person, There is a user going around who is spamming guest reviews and impersonating other authors (including me): https://m.fanfiction.net/u/12177172/ |
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Valorie a Jurassic planet story by Hell hath no fury scorn reviews
Meet Valorie a sex offender who is an Indominus rex, she tells us from her point of view how she became what she is today. Set in a completely different universe movies books all of it non canon Anthro
Jurassic Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,961 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 9/22/2018 - Indominus Rex - Complete
SONIC HIGH SCHOOL: The Remake by Muchacho1994 reviews
A rewrite and, hopefully, an improved version of DarkDoomFireMaster's infamous fanfiction SONIC HIGH SCHOOL. I will try to follow the original plot as closely as possible without the ridiculousness of the original story, and will possibly write new scenes as the story moves along. Your constructive criticism, although unnecessary, is greatly appreciated. Happy reading!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,035 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 3/9 - Sonic
The Forgotten Friend by TimeLordMaster108 reviews
Tribute fanfic dedicated to the late Judith Barsi, on the Anniversary Of The herds arrival to the Great Valley an old Swimmer friend of Ducky's thought to be dead Returns to the Great Valley with her family, but the gang soon discover that Ducky's friends family life is not as perfect as it seems.
Land Before Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,445 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/17/2018 - Published: 5/29/2018 - Ducky, Mr. Threehorn/Topsy, Mama Swimmer, OC - Complete
The Red Yoshi's Inkventures! The Thousand-Year Door by Dry-Bower-001
Five Inkling friends go on a vacation... to the wrong place! Things can only get worse for Red, Aimee, Robbie, Paul and Gyanna when their boat lands in Rogueport. Join these folks on their adventure to get to protect the treasure from the X-Nauts! (Repost of original RYI: TTYD, since loading errors have made the story unreadable. 2,151 views.)
Crossover - Mario & Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 58,792 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/9/2017 - Published: 10/1/2017 - Inkboy, Inkgirl - Complete
A Caterpillar Named Armageddon by Archangel1202 reviews
What if the Hungry Caterpillar never got full? What if he never turned into a butterfly? What if, in desperation, he turned to eating human flesh? When this happens, the Caterpillar finds himself in a cycle of eating and killing, which will spread from Earth into the stars themselves.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 1/14/2015
The Worst Phineas and Ferb Fanfic In History by Ohfortheloveofpete reviews
A story about the horrible deaths of everyone in Danville.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Complete
Who Framed Kermit the Frog by Bob Wright reviews
As you can guess, a Muppet version of Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Story is in this section as it fits the best. NOW COMPLETED.
Muppets Tonight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,636 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/29/2005 - Published: 10/3/2005
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How Sean Bailey Got Killed By Timon and Pumba reviews
You won't like cats when they're angry...
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/18 - Pumbaa, Timon - Complete
EmojiMovie: Hurt Yourself reviews
Another sleazy trollfic based around another "the worst movie ever". Scratch that, probably THE worst movie ever. This story is pretty mild though, "Meh" if you want to call it that. Enjoy or cringe, I don't mind. MEH!
Emoji Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/12 - Gene - Complete
Burpteen Farteen reviews
A certain fellow screws up and gets thrown into the depths of the Coruscant underworld. I know the guy's long gone but his name can be used as shorthand for anyone like him. Contains men eating alien lemon, so viewer excretion is advised. Enjoy!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3/18 - OC - Complete
Norm of the North 5 reviews
First NOTN fanfic on the site! Enjoy... *zzz*
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10 - Complete
The Dinosaurs (Jim Henson) Story reviews
We really need more JH's Dinosaurs fanfics 'round these parts. Read and please review! Crackfic. New York Times Best Seller.
Dinosaurs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,746 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 10/1/2018 - Complete
Tigress and Viper in aVOREtion clinic reviews
WORST KUNG FU PANDA FANFIC EVER! VIEWER EXCRETION HEAVILY ADVISED! Honest and harsh reviews welcome! Be sure to check out my other stuff as well! Oneshot.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2 - Tigress, Viper
Time Tunnel Malfunction reviews
Please read. I'm very cold, sick, and lonely.
Dinosaur Train - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/30/2018 - Buddy, Tiny, Mrs. Pteranodon, The Conductor
Scott Actually gets a Hippopotamus for Christmas reviews
A certain fellow gets Murry for Christmas. Tribute to THE PETE PETERSON EXPERIENCE and based off a horrid Christmas song.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2018 - Murray - Complete
Garfield commits a Race Crime reviews
Garfielf really done it this time
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/2/2018 - Garfield, Odie - Complete
Caillou's Ultimate Punishment Day reviews
Calluo is a very naughty naughty boy
Caillou - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10/18/2018 - Complete
Chomper goes to Subway reviews
New York Times Best Seller. Inspired by famous Gravity Falls fanfic. Anthro. Oneshot. Rated T for "Toilet Stuff". Please read and review! :3
Land Before Time - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/20/2018 - Chomper - Complete
Poochies Death
The TRUE and HONEST tale of how Poochie died. Contains lemons.
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Published: 9/19/2018 - Poochie - Complete
Dinosaucers: dei's 50 shades of clay
a poorly written dinosaucers crackfic lemon. Princess Dei visits Apatty Saurus in a attempt to break Bronto Thunders heart. based off fics by teunic0rn, ShrkBoyDonkyGril, and others. Don't read if you are allergic to lemons and/or poor literacy.
Dinosaucers - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Published: 12/22/2017 - Bronto Thunder, Princess Dei, Apatty Saurus - Complete
(GoAnimate Crackfic) Doris Kills Mariah Carey reviews
I was at the store yesterday and I got angry. My anger was turned into this fic. Caillou's mom gets sick of hearing Christmas music at the store and does obvious things. Takes place in Goanimate continuity. Oneshot crackfic.
Caillou - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2017 - Complete