BowToDarthSunshine
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Joined 09-11-06, id: 1132269
Author has written 2 stories for Book X-overs, and Star Wars.

Darth Sunshine Worshippers Unite!

'Ello! This is the Padawan Nagomi also known as DestroyerNagomi. Nice to have you stop by to this shared account. My master should be around shortly if she's ever...un-grounded. Until then, you'll have to make due with me.

This account will be up and running shortly with more Star Wars Comedy than you can shake a lightsaber at! I mean come on; who doesn't want to shake their lightsaber (not like that you perverts). We may put up some anime or HP stuff ,too. Our special guest is Darth Sunshine who does little inserts in our stories...even if she's a little unwilling.

Now for a little ME info.

Name: Destroyer Nagomi also known as Padawan Nagomi

Age: Haha you actually thought I'd tell you! Pathetic!

Interests: Star Wars, Harry Potter, Lots and Lots of Anime, Fanfiction, and STAR GATE!

Owner of: A cheese slicing lightsaber and an automatic coffee maker and a Star-Wars spoofing Father (No he's not for sale, sorry)

~Love ya

Hey Nagomi, would five dollars get me that automatic coffee maker? What about that awesome dad? Awwww, come onnnnnn. Yo! Master Klee has finally been able to get on the computer! Okay, so its like two in the morning, but who cares?

Name: I have many, but you may be honored to call me MASTER Klee.(No, Klee is not the name of a bunny-rabbit.)

Age: 193, what of it? So im old, at least im not all pruny like your mom or anything.

Hobbies: Melting shoes to the floor with my awesome lightsaber/nose-hair trimmer(don't diss it, you know you want one too.)

What to expect from me: Nothing. I don't even know you!

I'm kinda funny in my own way. I love Star Wars and Harry Potter (the Marauders Era)...and Lord of the Rings...and Invader Zim. Yeah, that's about all. Maybe, I might think of more.

Ummmmmmm, is there anything else? nope. We're just waiting for an enlightening entry from Darth Sunshine.

No you can't have my coffee maker for five bucks...that's just not happenin'. And you can NOT have my dad. Sorry.

Awwwwww. Puppy dog eyes but I need coffee. I cannot live without coffee.

Hola, como te lamas?

My lamas are fine thank you.

It is ME, Darth Sunshine! I want to say that I hate coffee and my little minions of cheesedom are stupid for even bothering with coffee or its makers.

Name: Duhh, it's Darth Sunshine

Age: I learned how to do cursive when I was one. I am little older than that( no, I'm older than two)

Hobbies: Sleep, eat, avoid phones, write brilliant stories

(she writes like the Monty Python crazies)

I am bored, go away before i incinerate your planet!

Those last two passages were from my coffee hyped minions.

Well, anyways, umm, read my stories.Bye.

No! Darn you! You can't have my coffee maker, master! Hey, Darth Sunshine...I'll never understand your dislike for coffee...

~Nagomi

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The Book of Randomness reviews
Two Rogue Jedi? A bi princess of the hippie zombies? Melting cheese with lightsabers? Blowing up planets? What doesn't this story have?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2006
Masters Vacation reviews
What happens when you combine three famous villians and a celebrity bash? A big laugh and some funny mistakes.
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Complete