What happenes when Allen suddently starts splurting really bad pick-up lines involuntarily? - Komui's experiments, of course! My first fanfic! CRACK, tidbit a' Yullen,rated T especially for awful,horrible language and verbal sexual harassment. Enjoy!

AU: There were a lot of things Yuu Kanda hated. Like Monday mornings, annoying red headed rabbits, fan girls and Allen Walker. Wait how was the last one different? Oh right. He was the one behind the counter who gave him his coffee everyday.

Rabi knows that synchronization sometimes is stimulating; he had no idea just how intense it was for parasite types.................. AllenxRabi, ONE SHOT, FINISHED.

Allen and Jean have a little fun, that ends with Allen facing an infuriated father. And its all thanks to Timcanpy. AUish, OOCish, Allen/Jean Jan slight lime!

Kanda hates cats, and Allen loves them. How can Allen make Kanda see the beauty of three tiny kittens? Well, the best way is the sneaky, dirty, cheating way. Yullen.