I was once in love, but she didn't love me... SO i killed her. Anywho i am in love with Mulder. He's my friend. Don't forget Ally mcbeal yes i love her too. why does fate mock me so its all mixed metaphors.

Mr. Frodo is bed buddies with Sam Gamgee but i love them anyway...

Strider is a sexy bitch

I like the lord of the rings as well if you haven't noticed...

I also love the billie joe to my kurt cobain...
the scully to my mulder...
the Louis to my Lestat...
and the Merry to my Pippen...

I once had a wise say to me, "If you don't have your pants on, don't open the front door. Anything sounds good with you pants off and you might get taken advantage of."

I hate conspiracies unless im in on them.
I am in the mood for cheese

You know i once had a dream i had cheese in my ear
Harry POtter is my budddy.

Strange Expressions

Men who speak to eggs do not usually find bliss in frying pans.
Speaking of frying pans, Tika Majere taught me how to use them against people such as you...
I once saw a man who remeinded me of santa claus. Now he lives on my wall.
Drag Queens are always in season.
Drag Queens are also always in drag.
Glasses sometimes cause bowel movements.
If you find a big button that doesn't do anyting, feel free to push it as long as you like.
If one day your slingshot speaks to you, give it to a cat girl.
Strider is hot, although Jesus is not. (That rhymes)
Elvis is not dead, he's just in the mafia...
Just because your skin is gray, doesn't mean you won the lottery.

Things that make me laugh hysterically.

Chickens
Christian Fazzes
Homer Simpson
Matt Hardy
The Rock when he taught me to waltz
Lord Elrond in drag
P.J. Sparkles