![]() Author has written 1 story for Hellsing. DMM: Hello my dears. I'm afraid to say that this is my first foray into the world of fanfiction. Quite sad I know, but I've become rather bored lately and a penpal of mine suggested I become an official fanfiction author since I have a rather twisted sense of humor. So here I am. Please treat me kindly. Now I'm sure you'll want to know a little more about me so I'll give a little of my personal information. Age: 17 Height: 6'4" Gender: Male S.O.: Gay DMM: I believe that is all any of you could possibly need to know about me. Now before I forget, I happen to have a slight split personality, who to my immense mortification, is female. Her name, oddly enough, is Anne. And she's a little bit unpredictable. She also serve's as my internal muse. Say hello Anne. A: Hi Y'all! DMM: Sadly, she is not as cultured as my self.sigh A: Shut you narcisistic bastard! DMM: Such Language is unbefitting in a lady. A: Who the hell said I was a lady? I'm 100 bitch and damned proud of it! DMM: Please forgive this ill-mannered creature. She has yet to learn to think before she speaks. A: Whatever.sarcastic eye-role DMM: Well now that the introductions are out of the way, I believe it's time I answered a question a few of you have probably been pondering. Such as, who is my penpal? I think afew of you may know him already but if not, oh well. His pen-name is LucifersCousin, though he does more reading than writing to be honest. And to settle some rumors he's been complaing about, yes, he really is a he, and yes, he really is Bi. I know from personal experience. A: Meaning try'd to ask him out on a date. DMM: I admit he's cute but definately not my type. A: Yeah, your type happens to tall, drop dead sexy, and psychotic. DMM: eyetwitch Will you be quite! I don't need to listten to your infernal rambling at the moment! A: tch. Touchy. DMM: hmph. Women can be very annoying. No offense meant towards my fellow female authors of course. I am mainly refering to the one residing in my mind. Infernal nuisance. A: I resemble that remark. DMM: ...I don't know why I even bother.irritated sighwalks away A: hehe. Well that got rid of him. Anyway, Ja Ne, dude's and dudette's. I have bastard with a crowbar up his ass to piss off. hehe. |
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