Okay... my name is Ryu Contair, whether that's my real name or not is none of your business. As you can already see, I cannot spell very well, reasons why I do not write. Though I read, all the time. I live on the brink of Nowhere in the Country of Somewhere, and I live with myself and Someone and No one. Can't you see I love telling you all about the real me?

Right, I love Naruto, it is the most coolest show EVER, but you know what, why in the world did they name the show after him, weirdos and drunkies named it... Just to tell you right now, I love Yoai and Yuri, you have a problem about it tell someone other than me. I don't care whether your gay, straight, purple, or blue, just as long as the story is good, (Along with the pairing) I'll read it.

I love serval ships such as Uchihacest for the sole porpose because there is no fluff, And Uchiha/Naruto, don't ask why, my brother did once he wouldn't take, "I don't know" for an answer so I hit him hard... I was off the computer for a week. Well lets see, I also like Neji/Naruto Gaara/Naruto and the sometimes Shikamaru/Naruto Kiba/Naruto...NOT ALL IN THE SAME FIC...NARUTO IS NOT STUPID ENOUGH TO BE A SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...I think I am done rambling...Yes, pretty sure of it now...Oh yes, beware of plot bunnies and OCC shovels they hide in the most hiden places

Fav author for the moment goes out too...THE_LADY_MORANA