"Pfft right, I’m gonna listen to a face in the potty sludge." Leo Valdez, the Lost Hero pg. 276

"A whole new flavor of crazy" Leo Valdez, The Lost Hero pg. 325

"He’d never dreamed with a bad connection before" Leo Valdez, The Lost Hero pg. 325

"I will fear no evil for I am the baddest beast in the land. I am the power they can’t tear down. And my will is law." Nick Gautier, Infinity pg. 446 Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Arrasee-Terra. Gitana Mortely dohn. Erra me tihani vassau. Pur mi. (Let me see truth. Never let flattery or hatred blind me. This is my life and I will live it wisely. For me.)" Grimoire, Infinity pg. 436 Sherrilyn Kenyon

Even the strongest memory is weaker than the palest ink.

"A wooden stake through the heart will kill just about anything if it doesn’t run like hell" Kyrian

"I have my evil Jedi ways" Acheron

"Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes?" Simi

"I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me." Carl

"How do I set a laser printer to stun?" Nick Gautier

"Dead or alive the balls still hurt when kicked, huh?" Zarek

"Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I’m wrong." Fang

"Defenders get their asses kicked. Trust me. I’ve got a crack impression on every pair of shoes I own." Savitar

"How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" Sam

"I like cats too. Lets exchange recipes," Simi

"I thought I wanted a career, but it turns out I just wanted paychecks." Nick

"Don’t start no shit, there won’t be no shit." Dev

"Acheron when it absolutely positively must be destroyed overnight." Fury

"I hear and obey, akri. The Simi just never said she would do so quietly." Simi

"Life is short. Eat lots of chocolate with BBQ sauce!" Simi

"Akri would be really sad if his Simi died. The Simi wouldn’t be to happy about it either." Simi

"The heart may be weak. And sometimes it may even give in. But I've learned... that deep down there's a light that never goes out!" Sora

" Fix it akri, or else I might eat him. The Simi gots needs and I needs my plastic to work." The Simi

"Burn me once, shame on you. Burn me twice… you die." Evalle

" Oh, yeah ran deep in the roots of that family tree." Talon

" Oh, I assure you I’ve nailed quite a few signs with my forehead. It’s a wonder ‘Exit’ isn’t permanently imprinted right between my eyes." Acheron

" If I wanted to play mind games, I’d buy a Rubik’s cube." Acheron

"You’re not supposed to bite your father Simi." Acheron

"You don’t kill me with bullets, you just piss me off." Wulf

"They’re on crack. Anyone else on crack." Fury

"This isn’t an office. It’s hell with fluorescent lighting." Otto

"I don’t play games. I win them." Nero

"Dood! Everybody run!" Prinny Squad

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Naruto: It doesn't matter how strong my opponent is. If he tears off my arms, I'll just kick him dead. If he tears off my legs, I'll bite him dead. If he tears off my head, I'll stare him dead. If he gouges out my eyes, then I'll curse him dead! Even if I get chopped into pieces, I'm gonna beat Orochimaru and take my friend, Sasuke, back once and for all!

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"Your bullshit doesn't scare me. See, your beliefs and mine are very different. I believe in the Will of Fire. And that ridiculous Jashin-sama or whatever isn't your god anymore. I am. The only one who will be passing any judgement...is me."

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"I'll tell you now, I'm the one to survive... you'll never break my faith or my stride... I'll have you choke on your own demise; I make the Angels scream, and the Devil cry!

Awesome quotes

Life's journey it not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, 'Holy Shit, what a ride!

Never take life seriously, nobody ever gets out alive.

Life is like a video game; the more serious you take it, the harder the rules get.

Not all scars show, not all wounds heal, sometimes you can't see the pain someone feels.

There is no person who does not carry scars on their heart. If there were such a person, they would be a shallow soul.

Sometimes the past hurts too much. That makes you do stupid or impossible things to try and fix it, but the past is always dead. You can't repair yesterday.

Fake friends bail you out of jail and tell you that what you did was wrong, real friends would sit next to you saying 'Damn we fucked up, but that shit was fun!

Darkness always had its part to play. Without it, how would we know when we walked in the light? It's only when its ambitions become too grandiose that it must be opposed, disciplined- if necessary- brought down for a time. Then it will rise again, as it must.
Every day you make progress. Every step may be fruitful. Yet, there will stretch out before you an ever-lengthening, ever ascending, ever improving path. You know you will never get to the end of the journey. But this, so far from discouraging, only adds to the joy and glory of the climb.

There are no great men. Just great challenges which ordinary men, out of necessity, are forced by cirumstances to meet.

Sarcasm is anger with a smile.

I can picture in my mind's eye a world without war, a world without hate, and I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.

Death is more universal than life; everyone dies and not everbody lives.

That's what it takes to be a hero, a little gem of innocence inside you that makes you want to believe that their still exists a right and wrong, that decency will somehow triumph in the end.

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.

Out of all the tests that we as humans have to undergo, love is probably the hardest and subtlest. We can't understand it, but yet when we experience it we learn more than we do in a lifetime.

Close your eyes and think it's a bad dream. That's how I get by.

The strongest memory is weaker... than the palest ink.

In this secular existence, perfection is an illusion, regardless of those who utter the contrary; this is the reality: common man seeks it out, they aspire to acheive it as if it was some tangible thing, but the fact of the matter is perfection is a hollow shell. It is devoid of any substance. I spit on perfection.

You can kill the dreamer, but you can't kill the dream.

The most faithful mirror of the soul is none other than the eye.

There is a God; you're not him.

Let those who love us, love us. And those who hate us, may god turn their hearts, or their ankles, so we might know them.

In the name of the best within you, do not sacrifice this world to those who are its worst. In the name of the values that keep you alive, do not let your vision of man be distorted by the ugly, the cowardly, the mindless in those who have never achieved his title. Do not lose your knowledge that man's proper estate is an upright posture, an intransigent mind and a step that travels unlimited roads. Do not let your fire go out, spark by irreplaceable spark, in the hopeless swamps of the approximate, the not-quite, the not-yet, the not-at-all. Do not let the hero in your soul perish, in lonely frustration for the life you deserved, but have never been able to reach. Check your road and the nature of your battle. The world you desired can be won, it exists, it is real, it is possible, it's yours.

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

There is nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home. When you've lost it all, that's when you finally realize that life is beautiful.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there.

Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver.

If it's not nailed down, it's fair game.

When in doubt, use brute force. When that doesn't work...RUN LIKE HELL!

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

When in doubt duck it when that doesn't work fuck it.

"Nothing except a battle lost can be half so melancholy as a battle won."

He who attacks must vanquish. He who defends must merely survive.

Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather judgement that something else is more important than fear.

Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.

Love is like a deck of cards... You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury the bastards.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

A man said to the universe, "Sir, I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "That fact has not created me a sense of obligation.

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.

Shit happens, find a toilet

Life’s a bitch, put it on a leash.

If hate breeds more hate, then wear a rubber and hate all you want.

Who says beggars can’t be choosers, I could have just robbed you

When life beats you down, think of Apollo Creed in Rocky 4, and keep your ass there

When life throws you lemons, cut’em open and squirt the juice in its eye.

When life throws you lemons, throw a brick back.

When life throws you lemons, throw them at someone else.

My girlfriend is a cannibal...she eats kids by the millions.

If at first you don't succeed, blame it on bad parenting.

Whoever came up with ‘Sticks and stones...’ obviously didn’t take into account the viciousness of today’s youth.

MountainWind

I feel the ‘urge to merge.

I like fleshy pink tacos, with extra special sauce

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When life throws you lemons, throw them back twice as hard.

When life gives you shit…Put it in a bag and set it on fire.

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: ‘One. But it takes ten episodes, two level ups, Piccolo and all the human fighters dying and getting revived, and someone getting pecks the size of tires to do it.’ –Uzumaki Harry by: (fanfiction.net)

"Amigos são anjos que nos levantam pelos pés quando as nossas asas não se conseguem lembrar de como se voa. (Friends are angels that help us getting up when our wings can't remember how to fly).

Courage is being scared to death-and saddling up anyway.

"Immortality. To never be killed, no matter how severe the injury. Sounds like a pretty sweet deal, right? Immortality. You'll never see your loved ones again. You'll never go to heaven or hell. All your friends will age and die while you must watch from the sidelines. Sounds like a curse, right? Immortality, is a double-edged sword that is a cursed blessing and a blessed curse."

I can say chimichanga in seven languages. Deadpool

“The heart may be weak. And sometimes it may even give in. But I've learned... that deep down there's a light that never goes out!” Sora

“ Oh, I assure you I’ve nailed quite a few signs with my forehead. It’s a wonder ‘Exit’ isn’t permanently imprinted right between my eyes.” Acheron

“They’re on crack. Anyone else on crack.” Fury

“This isn’t an office. It’s hell with fluorescent lighting.” Otto