KateTheUchiha
 Author has written 1 story for Naruto. Things that annoy me People who say they know something, but then have no clue what I am talking about. People who always feel the need to make me feel deppressed. (I have a friend that likes to through logic into a situation theres no need!) People who think they know everything because they are older. People who have to be jerks to make them selves look 'hotter'. People who smack. (Just close your dang mouth person its not hard!) Ferbys. (I swear they're planning to thake over the world) you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile. If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro! If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro! if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" (Note from ShaeShae, don't copy this but, I'm not American I'm from Australia but I would still say "What was your first clue?" I'm just like that.) If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. If you have ever heard of National Talk like a Pirate Day copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile. You already know this, look at the copy and paste thing above. Learn to sleep with your eyes open. He He He He. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. Funny things i found: 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me LOGIC. 4. My mother taught me IRONY. 5. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 6. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 7. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 8. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 9. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 10. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 11. My mother taught me HUMOR. 12. My mother taught me GENETICS. 13. My mother taught me WISDOM. 14.My mother taught me about JUSTICE. Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together These are the ones that apply to me: I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty You know you live in the year 2000+ when.. 1.) You accidentaly enter you password on a microwave 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did Intresting Facts -If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(hardly seems worth it.) -If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (now that's more like it!) -The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G!) - A pig's orgasm last 30 minutes. (in my next life, i want to be a pig.) - A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy (i'm still not over the pig) -Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (don't try this at home, maybe at work) -The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (honey, I'm home. What the...?!) -The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes...Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) - The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) -Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.) -Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something i always wanted to know.) -The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmmmm...) -Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) -Elephants are only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.) -A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) - An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) -Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.) -Poplar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.) -Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (what about that pig??) -Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and copy this if you want to bring a smile, maybe even a chuckle to someone. (And God love that pig!) if you are so obssessed with Twilight that it is not even funny anymore then copy and past this into your profile. if you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into our profile. if you are in love with any of the Cullens (men or women) then copy and paste this into your profile. If you get upset when Jacob kisses Bella in the books even though you knew it was coming copy and pase this into your profile. If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. IfIf you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile (I have done this a lot lol). AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder. This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him dominate the world! You know you're obsessed with Twilight if... You start going up to random people to tell them you want an Edward! You think your next door neighbor looks like a vampire, or he really is a vampire. You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them. You've read Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse at least 5 times each! You check on this site 5 times (or more) a day to see if there's any new Twilight news. You think your best friend's crazy for not reading Twilight, New Moon, and/or Eclipse. When you see a box labeled "Forks", you think there's something imported from Forks, Washington in there. Twilight has ruined any and all future reading for you. You use Twilight for every single school project that pops up. You break up with your boyfriend because he doesn't glitter in the sun like Edward. You have nothing to do, so you go to www.stepheniemeyer.com and read everything on the site twice. And then go to the Lexicon and do the same thing. You promise your friend that if he can find you an Edward, you'll give him the answers to your homework for the rest of your school-life. When your best friend's mom drives fast and you scream, "OMG! You drive fast! You're a vampire and you didn't TELL me?" You drink red drinks and yell, "Whoo! I'm a vampire! But I'm a vegetarian one, because I don't kill people! Only red berries!" You buy your friend her own copy of Eclipse so that she doesn't have to steal yours for any amount of time. You plan on naming your children after characters in any of the books in the Twilight series. You walk around school looking for pale-skinned, inhumanly beautiful classmates with red or gold eyes. You see a shadow, think it's Edward, and start talking to it. You compare every guy you meet to Edward and are honestly disapointed when they never measure up. (pffttt ya.) Random Facts The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night. A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand. (hands up who actually tried this!) Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump." If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they start. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself. (YUCK!) The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle. A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily! Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and silver. The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War 2 killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo. If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death. (Who was the sadist who discovered this??) Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying. Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson". The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!! Coca-Cola was originally green. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury. The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28 The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38 The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: 6,400 The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000 The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. The youngest pope was 11 years old. The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer. Those San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents! a great king from history: Spades - King David Hearts - Charlemagne Clubs -Alexander, the Great Diamonds - Julius Caesar I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Favorite Quotes: "I'll send you to the deepest pits of Hell, and while you're there, you can lick the Devil's ass, Incognito!" - Alucard "I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage (Mythbusters) "I just experienced the feeling of thong... O.o" - Me 'Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.' "You're not drunk until you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the Earth." 'Stupid kills, unfortunately not fast enough.' 'I don't know what makes you so dumb, but it really works.' - Tee Shirt Of Mine 'The funniest about this t-shirt is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it, stupid.' - Tee Shirt Of Mine 'I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you!' - Sweatshirt Of Mine 'There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest have to test the electric fence for themselves.' - Corny Humor: More Wit & Witticism 'I once shot a man just to watch him die...but I got distracted and missed it.' 'Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away... He hates that.' 'I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.' A friend helps you up when you fall; a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain; a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!" A friend wipes your tears when your rejected; a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" "When you're blue, a good friend will ask what's wrong. A true friend will try to dislodge what's chocking you." I’d be good if I could, but I can’t so I won’t.” First person: “Just ignore him” Second person: “Yeah I am and so did evolution” “Heaven won’t take me and hell’s afraid I’ll take over.” “Hell was full, so I came back” “Life ends but revenge is forever” First person: “I think his brain turned to mush” Second person: “He had a brain?” First person: “Persons name here your too close to Place another name here”(same sex works better) Second person: “but that’s the best part” Cerberus saying of the day: People have hope Because they cannot see Death standing behind them. Shadows saying of the day: If I were rain, that joins sky and earth that otherwise never touch, Could I join hearts as well? You know perfectly well what the rules are and you've erased them all and written up new ones. You live life right on the edge - maybe even over it - but with you and your friends you don't fall off. "Better to die on your feet than live on your knees." "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in seven hells you did it." "I am not crazy! U know what! The voices don't like u anymore!" Something I said to my mom in argument: "Stop being a smart ass!" -mom "Would you rather me be a dumbass!" Oh ya and this is from a fic I can't remember but it was a really funny part. Sesshomaru remembers a time when he was younger and tried to kill Inuyasha 'Brotherly love' my father called it. I called it 'Unsuccessful murder' Ah—love—the walks over soft grass, the smiles over candlelight... the arguments over just about everything else... ... They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public Loves a two-way street and I think your car just died" Saying I'm a bad girl is just a guys opinion. Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body. 3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't. "Pay backs a bitch...and then there's me..." - A friend "I am the lord of the duckies! bow down before me!!" "I saw a monkey riding a unicycle, in a tree, eating a banana, wearing a tutu, with a taco on top of its head...and no...im not crazy...im insane, there is a difference." From Shadow Nite's The Shadow Riders... ‘Let’s go Hiei, I want to have some fun… first I’ll ride you than we can try the wall, then I want to try it up in a tree-‘ ‘Kagome, are you trying to kill me?’ ‘No, but I’m going to wear you out.’ Kagome smirked in anticipation. “This is all your fault!” Kagome accused Daokotsu as the entire group headed to the office. “If you hadn’t gone after my Pocky, I wouldn’t have thrown you through the doors.” “Well, if you had just shared your Pocky, I wouldn’t have had to try and steal it.” Daokotsu argued back. By now they had reached the office and were shouting at each other. “You should have bought your own, I am in no way obligated to give you any of my Pocky!” She shouted at him. “Well if I had bought my own-” “Enough!” Sesshoumaru had had it with there arguing and decided to add his own two cents, “If both of you had acted your age, I wouldn’t have to pay to replace the front doors!” Lily Desdemona Potter's Sacred Twilight: Back at the Cullen's house Alice was chuckling madly and was earning herself looks from the other members. "Sorry, I just had a vision. Kagome and Edward are getting a little friendly in the Forest." She said and she was sure even all of Volterra heard Emmett's cry of, "No, not there, I eat in that Forest!" 1. Naruto 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Yeah . 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Too hot for his own good 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Bad things would happen 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Yeah I do 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? No he would kill her 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? The last one because the first one is cousins and that’s weird 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? She would scream and run, run away 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Uhhhh… 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Why yes, yes there is 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Healing touch of art 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? They are fighting and it gets a little rough 12) Does anyone on your friends list think Three is hot? Many, many people 13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? No I don’t think so 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? They would write two four but not with five 15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? AHHHHHHHHHHHH! 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? “I’m an emo kid” lol 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Graphic violence 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? How much does a polar bear weigh? Just enough to break the ice. Hi I’m ten ten :3 19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? INCEST!!!!!!!! 20) How emo is Seven? Not in the beginning she not |
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