Daisy: Well, I finally got around to reading the outrageous bio Sugar did, and I decided to do it properly. *glares at Sugar*
Sugar: *still recovering from the sudden blow of her introduction to Monty Python*
Daisy: So...I'm five-foot-five, I have glasses, brown hair, freckles(freckles kick ass!!), and big boobs. *points to Sugar's chest and laughs mockingly*
Sugar: Hey, that's not funny! Anyway, I have a perfect ass, and perfect hair, and I'm so friggin perfect!
Daisy: No you're not!
Sugar: Yes I am!
Daisy: Well, at least I don't obsess over fictional Tolkien characters with barbie-hair!
Sugar: Take. That. Back.
Daisy: No!
Sugar: How dare you insult Legolas!! *war cry* I'll kill you!!
Daisy: *snaps her fingers and Marco appears*
Marco: Spooky.
Daisy: Mwa ha ha, my mighty morphin' Marco can kick your elvish ass any day!
Sugar: Oh yeah?! *summons Legolas and Celeborn*
Marco: Who are these freaks?
Sugar: Elves!! Ha HA!
Daisy: Get them, Marco!
Marco: Um...*morphs into gorilla*
Legolas and Celeborn: SORCERY! *shoot arrows at Marco, shish-kabobbing him*
Daisy: Crap.
Sugar: I win! Hee hee hee!
Daisy: *claps and Marco disappears*
Sugar: *makes Celeborn leave* Now I have Leggy all to myself...*planks Legolas*
Legolas: WAH! HELP ME!!
Daisy: I will NOT like guys, I will NOT like guys...
Sugar: Wow, this was one hell of a bio, Daisy.
Daisy: I do this stuff in my spare time. I have no life. I need to go life-shopping. Wanna come?
Sugar: Okay!
*Daisy and Sugar leave the digital world to go Life-Shopping*
(Sugar's internet is being cut, so any slim chance of new stories disappeared)