hi I'm Anna pcocalyptic writer

I am currently # years old (haha got you there) na just kidding. I'm not some old perverted man if that's what your thinking ;)

Just incase you were wondering I am a girl.

My favourite things to wright and readabout are (drumrole). Naruto. Harry potter. Inheritance Cycle. Alex Ryder. Avatar. Avatar the last air bender. Lorien legacys.transformers. Dragon ball Z.Generator rex. Spiderman. Ben 10. H2O. Young justice. Danny phantom. Stargate Atlantis and SG1. X-men and if I'm in the mood pokemon. But it truly depends :)

I will be writing some crossovers on all of these and perhaps some noncrossovers too but I do love crossovers my favourite at the moment is Uchiha Potter. It's fabulously written you should definatly take a look. Harry's a ninja ;)

Anywho I hope would like my works of apocalyptic writing I am an atrocious speller but I have spell check on sometimes it doesn't work though (crys) what's the world comeing to! but feel free to correct me :) anyways geting on with it. story's to write plots to plan so on and so forth and I'll answer any questions you want :)

and sorry if you hate my stories

i found this btw all the important questions in life ;)

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?

Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE see above)

We don't care if you talk to other guys.We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room

and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it's

off.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without

even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a

little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we

freaking mean it.

Don't tell us we're wrong.We'll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open.

Take Advantage of the mood I'm in.

LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD'

We enjoy doing it.

It's expected.

Smile and say 'thank you.'

Kiss us when no one's watching.(If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.)

You don't have to get dressed up for us.If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the

need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you

own.

We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.

Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's

or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.

Don't take everything we say seriously.Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is

in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care.

You have girlfriends for

that.

Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'.I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.

On the other hand I'm not sayin i wouldn't like it ether.

Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A

GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION , AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT

Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.

Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and

say 'i love you' ...AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!

Give the nice guys a chance

Holdin Hands-

Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times.

Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.

Cuddling-

Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold.

Guys : Automatically move closer to her.

Movies-

Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder

Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Loving each other-

Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into

her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too...

And mean it.

Laying below the stars-

Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat

Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.

Guys repost this if you agree.Girls repost this if you think it's cute.

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this.

i definitely think its cute :)