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Joined 06-13-12, id: 4055369, Profile Updated: 07-26-12
Author has written 1 story for Katekyo Hitman Reborn!.

Heyy

Facts about me:

Name: well, my username is Varia-chan...sooo call me that XD

Age: I'm older then present Bel but not by alot.

Likes: Steak, candy, being cold, cats, writing(just started be nice? Please..no?...okay lol) and reading.

Dislikes: people who piss me off. That is all

Activities: school, playing with cats, watching hockey and wwe, watching and reading anime going from runs and working out.

Nationality: I live in Canada!

My good traits: I can be a leader if I wish to be, I'm very loyal to my friends, I'm kind to people I'm great at sciences like bio and chem.

My BAD traits: I freak about everything, I'm always told I don't get angry I skip right to furious lol I swear a lot.. and I'm REALLY LOUD!

Straight/Bi/Les: I'm straight.

What I support: I support yaoi (gay), straight, and bi. Gender doesn't affect your love!

My fanfics: I usually read K fanfiction and T rated ones. I usually do read alot of M rated fanfictions. (then send them to my friends)

For those who hate stereotypes, bold the ones you are.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat (I dont and i would never)
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS(or about to/want to), so I MUST be looking for attention. (ive been every colour under the sun! XD)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
(you wish)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I’m a girl…)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. (I’m mostly Asian, and I am not cool)
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (Haha, I’m asexual. Beat that)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (oh yeah for sure...)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. (XD)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
(didnt i do this? lol)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. (I think I already said)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border

TOMBOYISHOR GIRLY? (Bold the ones you are)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.(well it can be lmao)
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You watch sports on TV.
You used to be addicted to Power Rangers.
Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (I like all of them!)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
Total: 18/ 25

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything

Result: 8/ 25

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From X to S by SlamShady reviews
Because all couples have their ups and downs, and this couple is no different. Journey along with Xanxus and Squalo through their hectic yet beautiful, impassioned yet clumsy companionship, constructed via an assortment of one-shots. XS Xanxus/Squalo, cracky.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,162 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Xanxus, Squalo S.
50-Sentence Drabbles by Owl Satire reviews
A collection of drabbles made up by 50 sentences. Xanxus x Squalo. UPDATED 1/1
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Xanxus, Squalo S.
A Shark And A Human by KainTheVampire reviews
Um.. I'm not good at summaries D: But it's about the shark Squalo that can transform into a human and takes job as a bodyguard to avenge sharks by killing humans
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,921 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Squalo S., Xanxus
A Royal Blackmail by Phoenix of Starlight reviews
After the incident regarding Xanxus, Byakuran has found himself in a situation where he only has one true option - and that may involve hurting the loving relationships in the Varia. B26, XS, 6918/1869, slight 10051. Warning: Leviathan has dialogue. The ninth story in the 'A Royal-' series.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,634 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Belphegor, Fran - Complete
Squalo's Surprise by tehf.dog reviews
Warning: XS MPreg! Rated T for Squalo's colourful vocabulary :3 Squalo ends up having to go it alone but will he always be? Will get fluffy later on guys, trust me :3 onesided XS, X27, eventual XS, BL etc, etc Don't like, please don't read - -
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,448 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Xanxus, Squalo S.
Bite of Dog by Owl Satire reviews
Vampire/Werewolf AU. Varia is a small clan under Vongola's protection. Vongola undergoes a change of leadership and Varia's leader, Squalo, has to cope with this and threatening Werewolf Packs as well as his own wounded pride. T for language, M for later themes. Squalo x Xanxus. IN PROGRESS
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,951 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Squalo S., Xanxus
We're having a wedding? by Owl Satire reviews
Simple as the title. Squalo and Xanxus decide to get married. One-shot, not crack, or at least I did my best to keep it with as little crack as possible. Rated T for language and suggestive themes.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Squalo S., Xanxus - Complete
Numb Like That Winter by Black Maya reviews
Post Arcobaleno Arc, wherein Squalo is dead, and Xanxus is coping.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
The Flower That Blooms in Adversity by aotetsu reviews
When Kagami falls for Kuroko Tetsuya, a famous prostitute from the red light district, he manages to find a whole lot of trouble and a person worth it all.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,410 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Kagami T., Kuroko T. - Complete
Orders by Pineapple Pen reviews
Who cares that Squalo was one step away from death? Xanxus had given him an order, and when Xanxus gives an order he expects it to be followed. No matter what.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
Dog Treats by potato-onna reviews
A sloppily written one shot about Kagami, Kuroko and dog treats... Warning: Yaoi
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/8/2012 - [Kagami T., Kuroko T.] - Complete
A Royal Return by Phoenix of Starlight reviews
Bel and Fran are back, but all is not well. When a very unique prisoner of Vindice escapes, it's up to the Varia to decide his fate. Will love prevail? First story in the second season of the 'A Royal-' series, hence the eighth fanfiction in total. B26, XS, 6918.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,831 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Fran, Belphegor - Complete
I QUIT by Decipher Philosophy reviews
Squalo is finally fed up with Xanxus
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Squalo S., Xanxus - Complete
Moves Like Jagger by SantoryuuFelidae reviews
In which there is a club, alcohol, very giggly girls, and a dancing Squalo. Xanxus is not amused. XS songfic.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
A Royal Encore by Phoenix of Starlight reviews
Bonus Story number 7 to the 'A Royal-' series season 1. In the past time, Bel and company have recieved memories from the future involving a certain mist guardian, but when this Mist guardian doesn't recognize any of them, chaos breaks out. B26, XS, 6918, also contains Royal Bonus Stories.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,868 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Belphegor, Fran - Complete
A Royal End by Phoenix of Starlight reviews
When Bel and Fran are kicked out of the Varia, they must face the challenges of convincing Xanxus that their love doesn't weaken them. Sixth fanfiction in the 'A Royal-' series, and the grand finale of season 1. B26, XS, 6918
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,629 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Fran, Belphegor - Complete
My Dear Prince by Phoenix of Starlight reviews
Fran has a secret crush on Belphegor that he just can't admit, no matter how much he wants to. But when Bel makes a move, it doesn't take much for him to crack. B26 oneshot. 'My Dear Froggy' from Fran's POV
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Fran, Belphegor - Complete
My Dear Froggy by Phoenix of Starlight reviews
Belphegor has lost much of his self-esteem since the arrival of Fran, who he believes to be more beautiful than him. But he doesn't bear ill will towards Fran, and instead has something more like a crush... B26. Told From Bel's POV.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Belphegor, Fran - Complete
A Royal Fall by Phoenix of Starlight reviews
A couple of odd things have been going on at the Varia headquarters, and Bel seems to be the only one who wants to know exactly what's happening. Could there be supernatural beings lurking about? 5th in the 'A Royal-' series. B26, 6918, XS.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,665 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Belphegor, Fran - Complete
A Royal Summer by Phoenix of Starlight reviews
The fourth fanfiction in the 'A Royal-' series. When an unexpected guest drops in from the future, Fran is faced with the responsibility of preventing the death of a friend, and there's only one way to save him - to train. Will he be able to learn the required skills in time? B26, 6918, XS.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,275 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Fran, Belphegor - Complete
A Royal Spring by Phoenix of Starlight reviews
Mammon returns, Lussuria burns down the Varia headquarters, Fran becomes a maid, and Bel hardly changes because he's simply the prince. Third in the 'A Royal-' series, after A Royal Meeting and A Royal Winter. OOC-ness, B26, 6918, XS
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,328 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Belphegor, Fran - Complete
Psycho Love by kawaiimiku reviews
"Why…Why won't you touch me again? Why won't you take my body anymore? Did you get bored of me?" Squalo asked, again kissing the other man. XS Xanxus/Squalo and others hinted only TYL-verse
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Squalo S., Xanxus - Complete
A Royal Winter by Phoenix of Starlight reviews
Second in the 'A Royal-' series. Fran and Bel are left alone on an assignment when the Varia decide to leave them out, but Fran gets a phone call and everything gets messed up... OOC-ness, cliffhangers, innuendo.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,473 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Fran, Belphegor - Complete
A Royal Meeting by Phoenix of Starlight reviews
An idea on how Belphagor and Fran came to meet and part of their early relationship. First story in the 'A Royal-' series, followed by six others (in the first season) Warning: Name misspellings, heavy OOC-ness, and lots and lots of innuendo.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,499 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Fran, Belphegor - Complete
Under Thunder by Nightsmoke reviews
Squalo first experienced fear at age fourteen, when he met his boss. He hadn't known at the time that a history of mental illness was present in Xanxus's family.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Squalo S. - Complete
Letters by Feri reviews
A letter between an irate Xanxus and his second in command, Squalo. R&R please - this is my first story C: If people like it, I will write more letters between other characters in Reborn. Requests welcomed! Matured for language.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010
The Value of Us by Year of Fighters reviews
AU. Even if he has an almost-normal life, Squalo finds himself being sucked into Xanxus' strange world. Is a man who toys with him really worth surrendering everything Squalo had before? XS. DS/SD kind of . Rating will go up later.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,758 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Xanxus, Squalo S.
This Is Not An Invitational by FroggyFran reviews
The bath was always Squalo's calm and soothing friend. XS yaoi lemon oneshot
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Xanxus, Squalo S.
Poker Face by FroggyFran reviews
Squalo should have learned his lesson from their last poker game. XS yaoi crossdressing roleplay fisting bondage lemon oneshot geez.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
Ricordi del passato reviews
while Squalo lays in the mud covered in his own blood, he starts to think back to his first memories with Xanxus to comfort himself before death.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete