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Author has written 2 stories for Batman, and Steven Universe. So, uh, hey... I'm not used to doing this. Just know my keyboard is shit... buttons are stuck and what not. I'm not sure if I'll ever write anything because to be honest... I can't write. You see all these people that say "This is my first story" and you read it and think,'wow, that was the best fucking thing I have ever read.' And you know it is because they had some actual practice before they wrote the story... me on the other hand has never wrote jack shit. |
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The Hacker And The Widow-pdf by MajorMagma reviews
They say that heroes never die. They say they will be reborn as legends. But those heroes are just symbols. Many of them aren't even real. No, fellow reader, real heroes operate in the shadows. Real heroes are forgotten. Watch me, an anti-social hacker hack into Talon, and watch me being targeted by them. I just know, that I belong here. I am a hacker, and this is MY manifesto.
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,546 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 6/4/2016 - [Amélie L./Widowmaker, OC, Sombra/Olivia C.] Hana Song/D. Va
The Girl Next Door by Polyfunctional reviews
Peridot makes the mistake of accidentally trapping herself outside in the middle of a thunderstorm - her worst nightmare. Out of desperation, she seeks help from her neighbor, Lapis. Something about her neighbor is mysterious and intriguing and as she learns more about her, she discovers that Lapis might be living a nightmare of her own. Lapidot, human AU. (revised)
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,507 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 10/8/2015 - Lapis Lazuli, Jasper, Peridot
Hell Hath no Fury by 0Zerotolerence reviews
Suicide is always hard. But a certain girl found it quite easy to commit to the act. Then the Devil himself offers her a job. One she simply can't refuse. (TRIGGER WARNING: Suicide. Rating has been changed to Mature for harsh language and sexual themes. No actual sex willl be present in the story. Based off the YouTube short, Welcome to Hell.)
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,806 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/23/2018 - Published: 2/21/2016 - Lapis Lazuli, Peridot
The Heart of a Pearl by misskoifishpony reviews
AU. I was Blue Diamond's first Pearl. She was My Mistress, and I was Her Pearl. But one day on a potential colony planet changed all that. Taking place during and after the events of the episode "The Answer". Cover art by AllNamesAreClaimed12 on Deviantart.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,713 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/16/2018 - Published: 1/15/2016 - OC, Blue Diamond, Blue Pearl
Goodbye, Homeworld by FedoraMike reviews
Mike didn't particularly enjoy life on Homeworld, but when he receives an assignment from Yellow Diamond herself, he will have to return to a planet he hadn't been to in a long time: Earth. There he will meet Steven, an optimistic young boy who wants Mike to join him and the Crystal Gems. Will Mike succumb to the boy's kindness, or fulfill his mission and leave Earth to die?
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 118,333 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/12/2018 - Published: 8/5/2015 - Steven U., Peridot, Malachite, Yellow Diamond - Complete
The Unlikely Confidant by Metal Gear XANA reviews
SPOILERS for Stevenbomb 5. AU: When Greg discusses the feeling of loss and moving on to Blue Diamond, an idea hits her. Instead of capturing Greg to place him in Pink Diamond's Zoo, Blue Diamond decides to make Greg her personal confidant in hopes of overcoming her grief. Greg will have to learn the customs of the gems, as well as hope that he will be a good confidant.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,142 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 5/18/2018 - Published: 1/23/2017 - Greg U., Blue Diamond
The Moon is Beautiful, Isn't It? by TwinCarcino reviews
"Senior Year is best!" they said, "Art is the easiest!" they said. Peridot was sure those who said that never had Lapis Lazuli as their art teacher during senior year.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,774 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/26/2018 - Published: 3/10/2017 - Lapis Lazuli, Peridot - Complete
That's Just What Friends Do by raihne-chan reviews
She was a drug addict, and she was a nerd, can I make it any more obvious? Lapidot highschool au, contains drug use, cheating, and falling in love with your best friend. Also contains a bit of Lapis/Buck.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,171 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/5/2017 - Published: 3/20/2016
Yellow Textbooks by The Scent Of Rain reviews
Peridot finds herself with a hopeless crush on her teacher, Professor Diamond. However, her friend and roommate, Lapis and Jasper, seem to get a little worried when Professor Diamond starts getting a bit too involved with Peridot.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 87,057 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/11/2017 - Published: 8/5/2015 - [Yellow Diamond, Peridot] Lapis Lazuli, Jasper - Complete
Betrayed (Discontinued) by Rosevine6761 reviews
When Yellow Diamond arrives on the planet Earth, the Crystal Gems are there to stop her. But she wasn't there for them, no, she was there for Amethyst. And when Amethyst gets filled in on the truth about herself, she leaves Earth for Homeworld. Now what has happened since then? You are about to find out.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,346 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/26/2017 - Published: 12/12/2015 - Amethyst, Yellow Diamond - Complete
Bad Company by sushigal007 reviews
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer - Lapis holds a toxic grudge. For my daughter, Blue. Set after Hit The Diamond, with references to Steven Floats. Not Lapidot.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 68 - Words: 153,030 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/9/2017 - Published: 7/19/2016 - Steven U., Lapis Lazuli, Peridot - Complete
My Savior by orangeyoshii reviews
Onyx is a completely different gem among her other copies. Not appearance wise but rather emotionally. She gets sent to the highest gem of the White Diamond society as a guard the question is, Will it be a good experience? (This is my first story here please don't kill me!) OC x OC
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,266 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Pearl, OC, Ruby, White Diamond - Complete
Neurosis by Umbradominus19 reviews
Moving to a new city can have many difficulties. Avery, while he wouldn't be too keen to admit it, is experiencing them...and then some. However, with the help of some extraterrestrial beings (and vice versa), Something wonderful could happen in the town known as Beach City. (rated M due to sexual content)
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,625 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/14/2016 - Published: 4/10/2016 - [Pearl, OC] Garnet, Steven U.
Thunder by Sir Fret reviews
When a thunderstorm begins over the barn, Lapis and Peridot take shelter in their new home. However, they never expected to learn anything about the other from the experience. But this strange planet is full of surprises.
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,691 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/6/2016 - Lapis Lazuli, Peridot - Complete
Second Punch by FleksAndru reviews
What if someone actually managed to survive Saitama's punch? And what's more, that someone wants a remach? Join me and my story filled with (hopefully) awesome fights and (hopefully) good humour. Well anyway, enjoy :3 P.S. there will be more characters (like Garou)
One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,940 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 12/14/2015 - Saitama, Genos, Boros
Pleased To Make Your Acquaintance by zoopdedo reviews
We're all aware of Steven's adorable ability to squirm his way into anyone's heart, no matter how cold and dank the being stands to be. So what happens when he's accidentally teleported to Homeworlds most feared authority, Thine Golden Diamond? AU against canon "Message Received"
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,478 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 5/8/2016 - Published: 10/4/2015 - Steven U., Yellow Diamond
Phase by FireandIce128 reviews
Even someone like Tim Drake goes through a hard time. All he wants is to feel important, just like the others.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,631 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/21/2016 - Published: 1/10/2016 - Jason T./Red Hood, Richard G./Nightwing, Timothy D./Red Robin, Damian W./Robin - Complete
Stronger than You by Gemini Artemis reviews
On Homeworld, Jasper gets infatuated with Yellow Pearl. Garnet was right when she sang, "I can see you hate the way we intermingle / But I think you're just mad 'cause you're single."
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,263 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2016 - Jasper, Peridot, Yellow Pearl - Complete
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the Random Adventures of a Random Gem reviews
The Life of a slightly special gem. AU
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/24/2016 - OC
David Lane reviews
Follow a man named David Lane as he struggles to survive trying to be a criminal in Gotham. Watch him in his struggle, managing to meet other villains and dealing with his own thoughts eating him alive. First thing I ever wrote so expect it to be bad.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,979 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 2/16/2016 - OC